 | Breaker, Breaker
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $1.84 Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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 | Good Guys Wear Black
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $1.95 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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 | A Force of One
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $1.95 If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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 | The Octagon
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $2.54 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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 | An Eye for an Eye
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $3.63 Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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 | Silent Rage
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $3.83 Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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 | Forced Vengeance
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $3.61 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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 | Lone Wolf McQuade
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $5.64 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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 | Missing in Action
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.75 The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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 | Missing in Action 2: The Beginning/Braddock: Missing in Action III
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.05 Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."
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 | Code of Silence
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $3.35 Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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 | Invasion U.S.A.
Buy new: $7.49 / Used from: $3.24 Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
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 | The Delta Force
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $3.94 When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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 | Firewalker
Buy used from: $11.00 Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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 | Hero And The Terror
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $4.64 Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
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 | Delta Force 2 - Operation Stranglehold
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.99 Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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 | The Hitman
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $3.30 If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f**k down
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 | Hellbound
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.44 Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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 | Top Dog
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.82 Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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 | Forest Warrior
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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 | Logan's War: Bound by Honor
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $2.58 Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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 | Bells of Innocence
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.93 If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
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 | The Cutter
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $1.13 Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f**k he wants.
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 | The President's Man
Buy used from: $3.79 Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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 | Walker, Texas Ranger: Seasons 1-5 and the Final Season
Buy new: $156.99 / Used from: $155.96 If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
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 | The Chuck Norris Collection
Buy new: $24.49 / Used from: $18.49 If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f*****g beef.
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