"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

" I guess if I wanted a life without danger, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks for a living."

"Donny you're out of your element!"

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

"Mrs. Peacock was a man!?!"

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. "

"Squeeze the milk of life into your dirty glass and drink it warm."

"Don't reject me, Uncle Martin! "

"Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"

"I almost forgot what you looked like. Day by day I erased your face from my mind, little by little, till all I had left... was your right ear and three front teeth on the bottom. "

"Did you get that thing I sent you?"

"You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE! "

"I know a little German. He's sitting over there."