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Disasterpiece Theater Part 8
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Nothing But TroubleNothing But Trouble
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.76
The biggest waste of comedic talent since...ever. The worst dark comedy of all time.
Weekend at Bernie's IIWeekend at Bernie's II
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $3.00
Yeah, the world was really waiting for a sequel to Weekend at Bernie's. As if we didnt suffer enough with the original.
It's Pat: The MovieIt's Pat: The Movie
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Who thought this was good enough to be a full-length feature? The worst SNL movie ever.
Theodore RexTheodore Rex
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $1.97
A talking dinosaur that looks like an inbred cousin of Barney, a weak script and a phoned in performance by Whoopi Goldberg and you get the worst direct-to-video release in decades.
Grease 2Grease 2
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Grease was corny but fun but this was dreadful and cheesy plus it set poor Michelle Pfeiffer's acting career back a couple of years.
Simon SezSimon Sez
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Ridiculous vehicle for Dennis Rodman. The fact that it was transferred to DVD is a sign of the times.
Freddy Got FingeredFreddy Got Fingered
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Tom Green's idiotic antics stretched to 90 minutes. That's right, 90 minutes of pure pain.
National Lampoon's Pledge This! (Unrated Version)National Lampoon's Pledge This! (Unrated Version)
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National Lampoons series died a long time ago. Adding Paris Hilton into the equation closes the casket of a grave dead series.
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (Widescreen Unrated Special Edition)Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (Widescreen Unrated Special Edition)
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This movie is a lot like Pop music. Sugary, repetitive, annoying and made for the "love-it-one-minute-and-hate-it-the-next" crowd.
Kangaroo Jack (Full Screen Edition)Kangaroo Jack (Full Screen Edition)
Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $0.54
Kangaroo Jacka$$. Will somebody please slap Christopher Walken for not knowing the meaning of the word no
Son of the Mask (New Line Platinum Series)Son of the Mask (New Line Platinum Series)
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You replace Jim Carrey with a comic that nobody finds funny(Jamie Kennedy), throw in a lame script, bad CGI and you get the most unwanted sequel in recent memory.
Problem ChildProblem Child
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Let me get this straight: you want me to feel sympathy for a rambunctious kid that idolizes convicts and mercilessly tortures everybody around him?
Wild Wild WestWild Wild West
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Fiendishly bad blockbuster. Wild Wild West redefined turkey for the millenium.
Lawnmower Man 2 - Jobe's WarLawnmower Man 2 - Jobe's War
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Lawnmower Man was a bad movie by itself but this sequel surpasses it in badness in every way.
Meatballs 4Meatballs 4
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Replacing Bill Murray with Corey Feldman. Who's the genius behind that idea? This movie sucked.
BurglarBurglar
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Whoopi is one hell of an actress but in the 80s they were bent on putting her in stupid popcorn flicks, this boring mess included.
KazaamKazaam
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I wish a genie would eradicate all copies of this movie.
Bio-DomeBio-Dome
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Pauly Shore is the Vito Corleone of bad comedy.
Jury DutyJury Duty
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You'd rather be in jury duty then watch this movie.
McHale's Navy (1997)McHale's Navy (1997)
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One of the reasons why Tom Arnold never had a steady career in Hollywood.
The Garbage Pail Kids MovieThe Garbage Pail Kids Movie
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This movie sucked when we were kids and it sucks now.
The AvengersThe Avengers
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Leave it up to Hollywood to turn a cool show into a low rent version of the Roger Moore James Bond movies.
Elektra - The Director's Cut (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)Elektra - The Director's Cut (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $3.98
If you've seen a superhero movie that wanted to be arthouse so bad then you've seen Elektra. The villains were cooler than her.
Tarzan, The Ape ManTarzan, The Ape Man
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Bo Derek is nice to look at. Too bad I cant say the same for this movie.
Police Academy - Mission to MoscowPolice Academy - Mission to Moscow
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Police Academy stopped being funny a long time ago. This was just painful.
Maximum OverdriveMaximum Overdrive
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And you wonder why they wont let Stephen King write screenplays?
JawbreakerJawbreaker
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This movie wanted to be like Heathers so bad and it still failed.
King Kong LivesKing Kong Lives
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The sequel that everybody forgot. Give King Kong a pacemaker and you give us a crappy sequel. What gives?
CongoCongo
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What a snoozer this was. By the time the killer apes kicked in you were too bored to care.
Ghoulies IVGhoulies IV
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The worst installment out of the Ghoulies series and thats saying a lot.
The Adventures of Rocky & BullwinkleThe Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
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The cartoon was a brilliant satire. This movie is pure Nickelodeon cheese.
BoleroBolero
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One of the reasons why Bo Derek's acting career stalled in the early 80s.
WhippedWhipped
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Not one likeable character and not one funny moment. Consider this movie the demon offspring of Tomcats and Buying The Cow.
Perfect Stranger (Widescreen Edition)Perfect Stranger (Widescreen Edition)
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One of the wackiest thrillers in recent memory.
The Forbidden Dance Is LambadaThe Forbidden Dance Is Lambada
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The most pathetic attempt to cash in on a dance craze(which wasnt all that popular to begin with) ever. Let's thank our lucky stars there was never a movie on the Macarena.
Neighbors ( Neighbours ) [ NON-USA FORMAT, PAL, Reg.2 Import - Netherlands ]Neighbors ( Neighbours ) [ NON-USA FORMAT, PAL, Reg.2 Import - Netherlands ]
Buy used from: $22.59
Wretched, deadly dull excuse for a dark comedy. Unfortunately Jim Belushi's last film. *sigh*
2001 - A Space Travesty2001 - A Space Travesty
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This is exactly where Leslie Nielsen's bumbling idiot shtick wore thin.
Christmas With the KranksChristmas With the Kranks
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I triple dog dare you to find a holiday movie this bad and obnoxious!
Rush Hour 3 (Widescreen and Full-Screen)Rush Hour 3 (Widescreen and Full-Screen)
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The magic is gone and all you're left with is a tired retread of the first two.
Drowning MonaDrowning Mona
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Probably the most disappointing dark comedy in recent memory.