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General Zombie's Movies Watched in 09/09
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TitusTitus
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $5.44
(B) Enjoyably brash, over the top version, though it is indeed a subpar play on Shakespeare's part.
Color of NightColor of Night
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $3.91
(C) Either the apotheosis or the nadir or possibly both of the "insanely over the top thriller" trend of the 90s. Highly watchable, but incredibly goofy w/o really being humorous or satirical.
The Final Destination [Theatrical Release]The Final Destination [Theatrical Release]
(C-) Weakest entry in the series. Plenty gruesome, but the kills are never truly inspired, and the other elements are rote even by the standards of the series.
Pandora's Box - Criterion CollectionPandora's Box - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $27.99 / Used from: $16.99
(B-) Silent "classic" is enjoyably lurid and over the top, but lacks the style of the best of the era.
Little ChildrenLittle Children
Buy new: $6.49 / Used from: $1.82
(B) Suburban hell pic eschews the adolescent morality and worldview typical of the genre, and contains fine performances. It wanders a bit, though, and the ending is a mistake.
Foxy BrownFoxy Brown
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(C+) Run of the mill blaxploitation pic is decent, but hardly one of the best I've seen. Grier is pretty good, but the best male leads from the genre are better.
AzumiAzumi
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(B-) Another fun, stylish Kitamura pic, but the teen protagonists are a bit irritating, and he can't quite control the sometimes too silly tone.
The NoahThe Noah
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(C) No budget post-apocalypse pic about a lone survivor's fantasy world makes the most of the non-budget, but that's only so much. More watchable than you'd expect considering how plotless it is.
The End of August at the Hotel OzoneThe End of August at the Hotel Ozone
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(D+) Czech pic takes place after a nuclear war where all narrative was utterly destroyed. Chicks wander around the forest, go to hotel, leave, the end. Dull.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (Two-Disc Widescreen Edition)The Day the Earth Stood Still (Two-Disc Widescreen Edition)
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(C) Silly and heavyhanded, but almost endearingly sincere. Passes the time. Those who claim that Connelly has lost her looks are fools.
The Picture of Dorian GrayThe Picture of Dorian Gray
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(A-) Classic Wilde adaptation is well-acted and has terrific cinematography. Perhaps the best horror film of the decade.
LeviathanLeviathan
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(C+) Late 80s sci fi horror is made of 100 percent post consumer parts. The cast is fun, but the monster doesn't look so great. Competent, but unmemorable.
CSA: The Confederate States of AmericaCSA: The Confederate States of America
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(B-) Mock documentary is a great idea, but it loses steam and direction as it comes closer to the present. Would've worked better if it stuck to the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The cheapness hurts at times.
Seven Faces of Dr. LaoSeven Faces of Dr. Lao
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(B) This kind of family fantasy irritated me as a kid, but I find this quite charming and imaginative. Randall is highly amusing, and the spectacularly un-PC portrayal of Asians is refreshing nowadays.
In a Dark PlaceIn a Dark Place
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(C) Yet another "Turn of the Screw" version, but with more lesbian action than the average James adaptation. Competent most of the time, but flat.
House of 1,000 CorpsesHouse of 1,000 Corpses
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(C+) Much-maligned, but surprisingly okay. It's an over the top funhouse of a movie with no focus or control. Performances are hamtacular, particularly K. Black.
Mulholland FallsMulholland Falls
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(C) Justly forgotten neo-noir. Looks okay and has a good cast, but the story falls flat.
GraceGrace
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(B-) High concept zombie baby movie never expands much beyond the idea, but it's clever enough to carry it. Solid visuals too.
Deadgirl (Unrated Director's Cut)Deadgirl (Unrated Director's Cut)
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(B+) Legitimately nasty and unsettling, provided you can buy into the improbable zombie sex-slavery plot. Aptly described by one critic as the worst date movie ever.
SpartanSpartan
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(C) Generic political thriller isn't much enlivened by Mamet's overwrought dialogue. Is badly dated after only 5 years.
Rooms for TouristsRooms for Tourists
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(B+) Zero budget Argentine rural massacre pic is so cheap as to almost be a minimalist experiment. Nothing new, but the execution is remarkably tense and sharp, and it's a bit more thought out than most pics of the sort.
Lemora - A Child's Tale of the SupernaturalLemora - A Child's Tale of the Supernatural
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(C+) Twisted fairy tale horror pic gains some points for novelty and originality, but it never really drew me in.
The Man From Planet XThe Man From Planet X
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(B-) Remarkably gothic alien invasion pic is mostly run of the mill, but has great atmosphere and is briskly paced.
WaxworksWaxworks
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(C+) Another fine looking expressionist silent film that never connects as narrative. You'd think the anthology format would help, but the pacing is still slow and jerky.
The Time MachineThe Time Machine
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(B-) Largely standard issue old fashioned sci-fi, but nevertheless reasonably enjoyable.
Black WaterBlack Water
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(B) Minimalist croc attack film is a nasty slow burn that plays as seriously and realistically as could be hoped. Quite good.
Time Bandits (Special Edition 2 Disc Set)Time Bandits (Special Edition 2 Disc Set)
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(C+) Gilliam's family fantasy slash mildly subversive satire is watchable, though vaguely off-putting, as are many fantasy films from the era.
Deep Star SixDeep Star Six
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(D+) Silly sea monster movie moves to slowly and doesn't really deliver at the end either. Bleh.
The Thirteenth FloorThe Thirteenth Floor
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(B-) Derivative sci pic is so much a product of the time that it's almost nostalgic only ten years on. Fun nevertheless, though it kinda goes off the rails in the end.
Journey to the Center of the EarthJourney to the Center of the Earth
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(B-) Takes too damn long to get started, but the meat of the film is good fun.
For Your ConsiderationFor Your Consideration
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(B-) Generally witty Guest production, though it's a bit short on focus, even as such things go. More than worth a watch, though.
The AsylumThe Asylum
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(C) One of the least intriguing Brit horror anthologies from the time in spite of the solid cast and generally decent source material. It's too cold and dour for the sort of film it is.
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and SpringSpring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $5.45
(B) Simple Buddhist parable is lovely to look at, pleasant to watch.
The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp - Criterion CollectionThe Life and Death of Colonel Blimp - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $35.99 / Used from: $19.15
(B) Famed Powell production doesn't quite rate as the British Citizen Kane, but it's a detailed, quality film that deserved to be restored.
A Mighty WindA Mighty Wind
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(B) Another enjoyable mock doc from Guest and company. It's a bit more sympathetic and human than their past efforts.
The GhoulThe Ghoul
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(B-) Brisk 30s horror is simplistic but looks nice and has solid performances.
The IsleThe Isle
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(B-) Art house sadomasochism is strange and lurid enough to be worth a watch, though it lacks the depth that critics project upon it.
Fermat's RoomFermat's Room
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(B-) Spanish take on "Cube" or "Saw," but with math. Shallow, but never dull.
AutopsyAutopsy
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(C) Decent looking horror pic with a fun premise, but it just kind of wanders along and the cheese spills through at times.