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IS IT JUST ME OR DO THESE HORROR MOVIES SUCK?
By an Amazon.com customer
My Bloody Valentine 3D/2D FlipMy Bloody Valentine 3D/2D Flip
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $1.29
Predictable, fiqured it out like that, sub par slasher, 3D sucks too.
See No Evil (Widescreen Edition)See No Evil (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.01
Stick to wrestling Kane, cause your movies suck, garbage slasher flick......
P2 (Widescreen Edition)P2 (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $14.49 / Used from: $0.98
Booooorrrrring.........your cool now parking lot security loser.
Zombie HoneymoonZombie Honeymoon
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $1.90
I guess if you love someone, you love them til death right? Or till they become the undead, then you have to feed them people! Whatever........
Pulse (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Pulse (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $5.99 / Used from: $0.24
Poor Kristen Bell, exposed to such a retarded movie with horrible computer animation, THE HORROR!!!
Penny Dreadful - After Dark Horror FestPenny Dreadful - After Dark Horror Fest
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $1.86
Wanna watch the most boring movie ever? Pick this up and watch a girl stuck in a car for the duration of the movie, AWESOME!!
The Hamiltons - After Dark Horror FestThe Hamiltons - After Dark Horror Fest
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.98
A family with a secret, too bad the movie was so boring and bad I never got around to seeing what it was. The Afterdark Horrorfest sucks.....well "Dark Ride", "Reinecarnation" and the best out of them all "Frointer(s)" were good.
Haunting of Molly HartleyHaunting of Molly Hartley
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $0.91
This girls not haunted by demons, just a bad story and crappy cast!
The Ring Two (Unrated Widescreen Edition)The Ring Two (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.01
Why??? The Ring was such a great movie, why this!?!?
The Hills Have Eyes 2 (Unrated Edition)The Hills Have Eyes 2 (Unrated Edition)
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $0.87
Again, what were yall thinking, "Oh the first one was good, so lets make a crappy sequel, yeah!"......um no.
Jason X (New Line Platinum Series)Jason X (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $1.49
Unfortunately this and the remake are the only two Jason movies Ive seen. Jason in space, I mean really!? I guess you gotta milk a franchise for all its worth, right?
An American Haunting (Unrated Edition)An American Haunting (Unrated Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.01
Lets call this "An American Disaster"......theres no ghosts, just a dad that likes to touch his kids, well that is pretty scary!
Resident Evil - Apocalypse (Special Edition)Resident Evil - Apocalypse (Special Edition)
Buy new: $14.94 / Used from: $0.20
The 1st one gets a pass but why ruin such a great game franchise with this sub par drink coster? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? Zack Snyder please remake these films or at least do the next one!
Resident Evil - Extinction (Widescreen Special Edition)Resident Evil - Extinction (Widescreen Special Edition)
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.61
Could you kind stick to the game at least somewhat? I mean now she gets special powers? What, why cant we get that in the game??
When a Stranger CallsWhen a Stranger Calls
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.17
How about that stranger? Who was never there! Oh yeah thats scary!
Black Christmas (Full Screen Edition) Black X-masBlack Christmas (Full Screen Edition) Black X-mas
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $1.91
The Only thing good about this was that Michelle Trachenberg was in it, oh but wait you decided to kill the girl who should have been the lead, good move you idiots.......even so your movie sucked!!
ShiverShiver
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $5.26
The people who reviewed this movie here on amazon.com need to watch this again. Come on, whats scary about a lil girl running around the woods......nothing!
Freddy vs. Jason (New Line Platinum Series)Freddy vs. Jason (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $0.75
A good way to milk two franchises in one bad movie, come on everyone knows freddy would kill jason! This movie is like Batman killing Superman, yeah right!
House of the DeadHouse of the Dead
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.22
Bad acting, stupid cut scenes with pieces of the actual video in it which is dumb and just all around garbage, I mean whoever made this movie should of realized how much a** this movie sucked, really!
House of the Dead 2: Dead AimHouse of the Dead 2: Dead Aim
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.45
Why would you make a sequel to one of the worst movies ever made? Your just wasting money and now your polluting the earth with more trash, seriously!
Seed of ChuckySeed of Chucky
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.09
The only reason Bride of chucky was okay was because of Jennifer Tilly, but she couldnt even save this train wreck.
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (Unrated Director's Cut)George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (Unrated Director's Cut)
Buy new: $12.98 / Used from: $0.69
How are you gonna follow up one of the best remakes of all time in "Dawn Of The Dead" with this!? smart zombies with guns, really? Why not just have them drive around in cars and....... whatever.
The SlaughterThe Slaughter
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.99
The case looks cool and wait, its got five film festival awards! What kinda film festivals were these?? The most horrible, vile, and retarded ones every hosted!
Stay Alive - Original Theatrical Version (Full Screen Edition)Stay Alive - Original Theatrical Version (Full Screen Edition)
Buy used from: $3.21
Another stupid movie about video games, you think its cool, but survey says.......this movie is destined for an eterninty of selflife at your local pawn shop.
The Ruins (Unrated Edition)The Ruins (Unrated Edition)
Buy new: $18.49 / Used from: $0.90
I really wanted to like this, but where the hell were the monster vines for three quarters of the movie?
Captivity (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Captivity (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.96
Come on everyone, lets try to make a bunch of sub par Hostel rip offs, yeah!
Doom (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Doom (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $0.01
Lets take one of the best video games ever and turn it into the worst movie ever, oh wait the Rocks in it so its okay, right?
Automaton TransfusionAutomaton Transfusion
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.97
Lets see, bloody-disgusting.com loved this movie so I picked it up. Turns out it sucks balls, the covers the only good thing about this disaster they call a movie, you bastards......
The HappeningThe Happening
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.92
What is wrong with you M. Night?? This movie would have been cool if it wasn't plants killing everyone and one of the worst endings ever!