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Movies and music that suck more than a 90 degree, breezeless day.
By an Amazon.com customer
Master of DisguiseMaster of Disguise
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.82
One of the absolute worst movies on this very earth. Abysmal. 1 star.
High School Musical 2High School Musical 2
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $0.49
Terrible. 1.5 stars.
High School Musical 2 (Extended Edition)High School Musical 2 (Extended Edition)
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $3.00
Sad to see these "singers" release such embarrassingly trite material. Vanessa is not a singer, neither is Zac and I'm so sick of seeing Ashley's no-talent face. 2 stars.
Next Friday (New Line Platinum Series)Next Friday (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $5.99 / Used from: $0.48
Stupid. Worst in the series. No Chris Tucker = Not that funny. 2.3 stars.
Flavor of Love - The Complete First SeasonFlavor of Love - The Complete First Season
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $6.99
VH1 teaches us that there's no such thing as a "too embarrassing for tv" series. 2.5 stars.
I Love New York - The Complete First SeasonI Love New York - The Complete First Season
Buy new: $30.49 / Used from: $17.95
Hot guys, abysmal affections of "love" and little substance. What a joke! 2 stars.
EmbryaEmbrya by Maxwell
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $2.37
Confusing as hell. His worst release. 1.5 stars.
K-19: The WidowmakerK-19: The Widowmaker
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.85
One of the least stimulating movies I've EVER seen. 1.2 stars.
The Good TimesThe Good Times
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $1.34
One of the worst attempts at a rap CD I've EVER heard in my now-miserable life. Can I award it negative stars?!!!! Please??? 1 star.
Muppets Party CruiseMuppets Party Cruise
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $6.44
All-new lows for a video game console. Surely, this is the same pap they force-fed me back in 2004. I experienced this mess on the GameCube. 1.3 stars.
Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG Joey Starter DeckYu-Gi-Oh! TCG Joey Starter Deck
Buy new: $24.95
Evil. Don't pay for this stuff. It'll just cause your kids to want more and more and more and more and more...2 stars.
Pokemon ColosseumPokemon Colosseum
Buy new: $108.94 / Used from: $14.45
One of the weakest entries in Pokemon history. I got so far and then I realized: Why?!!! 2.6 stars.
Pokemon SnapPokemon Snap
Buy new: $49.99 / Used from: $1.52
I can't believe I thought this was actually fun when the N64 was hot...2 stars.
Pokemon ChannelPokemon Channel
Buy new: $109.98 / Used from: $7.95
Eat it up, Poke-maniacs. 1.3 star.
Hey You, Pikachu!Hey You, Pikachu!
Buy new: $66.94 / Used from: $0.99
All-new gaming low. 1.5 stars.
Mortal Kombat 4Mortal Kombat 4
Buy used from: $5.96
Arguably one of THE worst in the series. 1.5 stars.
Sonic HeroesSonic Heroes
Buy new: $39.98 / Used from: $5.73
Super fun at first, total crap three-four weeks later. Wouldn't play this game again unless someone paid me to do so! Glitches galore!! 2.4 stars.
Sonic Spinball GENSonic Spinball GEN
Buy new: $31.50 / Used from: $0.01
Wow, Sonic. I never knew you'd be in a game with this much suck! 1.5 stars.
Sonic RidersSonic Riders
Buy new: $13.79 / Used from: $0.49
Terrible graphics, horrible character models and an all-around abysmal experience. Save your money and rent/buy something worth your time. I'm BEGGING you. 1.8 stars.
Final Fantasy VIIIFinal Fantasy VIII
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $10.97
Hands down the worst in the series. The characters were pretty average and while the graphics were great, the game play sucked A.S.S.. I had no reason to continue through the stupid places. The only other redeeming factor was that wicked-cool card game. I spent more time with that than the actual game that makes the suck-meter go berserk. 2.5 stars.
Final Fantasy Tactics AdvanceFinal Fantasy Tactics Advance
Buy new: $91.67 / Used from: $9.60
Was awesome and very childlike from the get go. But like Sonic Heroes, the high lasted a two or three months, tops. And then I started realizing that the items you equipped couldn't provide HP and MP, the skills had to be learned through weapons and the judge dominated everything with his mindless drivel-worthy rules. 2.5 stars.
Black & BlueBlack & Blue by Backstreet Boys
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.01
Black & Blue is their worst release, by FAR. There are 2 songs I like fairly well namely Shape Of My Heart a powerful pop-ballad sincerely delivered from one of our favorite pop groups. It was bland, messy and misguided. (I own it) Millenium should be checked out if You're a fan who doesn't have an album yet! 1.5 stars.
Bailamos: Greatest HitsBailamos: Greatest Hits by Enrique Iglesias
Buy used from: $0.01
Sexy Man and vocalist, yes. Great album? Ha. Far from it. Very, VERY F-A-R. I respect Him , because He's a singer-songwriter but most of the songs don't cut it here! Not at all what I was expecting! 1.25 stars.
The CovenantThe Covenant
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.99
bought this thinking it'd be cool, regardless of the 3/5 rating. surprisingly, it was at first. then it became empty. attractive cast, but empty. only redeeming factor was the special effects at the end. 2.5 stars.
Rush Hour 3 (Widescreen and Full-Screen)Rush Hour 3 (Widescreen and Full-Screen)
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $0.64
totally not that funny. i couldn't make myself watch the whole thing. funny beginning and the part with the kids in karate class was funny. but the rest i watched lacked the luster. also kinda racist. 2.7 stars.
Epic Movie (Unrated Edition)Epic Movie (Unrated Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $0.01
lol.. there were funny parts but this movie was a joke. i laughed about 8 times and that was about it. 2 stars.
Somebody Help MeSomebody Help Me
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $1.96
boring. trite as hell. bad acting. cliche-ridden. 2.1 stars.
In Between DreamsIn Between Dreams by Jack Johnson
Buy new: $10.97 / Used from: $4.93
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