Lundgren. Blanks. Lamas. Baker. The names of nuclear physicists? Nope. Philanthropists? Puh-leeze. Nope, those are the names are some of the greatest screen actors of our age. Now, if... (cont'd.)

You may notice that the first four movies on this list are starring Dolph Lundgren. There's a reason for that: Dolph Lundgren is the f***ing man. I had to make up somehow for slighting the...(cont'd.)

The legendary Bolo Yeung ("Enter the Dragon", "Bloodsport") stars in this extremely violent (yeeee-hah!) cheesefest about 2 friends who go to Thailand to compete in a very violent sport.

Martin Kove, the evil Cobra Kai sensei from "The Karate Kid", plays a Vietnam vet (boy, they show up a lot in these movies) who takes on the Vietnamese Mafia. And it's got Bernie Casey!!

Billy Blanks has become known in recent years by Johnny-come-lately, tractor-butt housewives as the creator of Tae-Bo. Well, screw that!! He should always be remembered for the two... (cont'd.)

The villain alone is enough to make a spot for this cheesefest. Need a hint? "Heeere's Johnny!" Nope, not Nicholson. Kissed a lot of butt on the Tonight Show. Nope, not Kevin Eubanks! Need a 3rd clue?

The saga of Sam Hell continues! I don't remember the name of the guy that took over the role, but he's got a chin that makes Bruce Campbell's look like Lee van Cleef's. More pure cinematic goodness!

Look up "badass" in the dictionary (kudos to you if you have a dictionary with the word "badass" in it), and you will find 3 words: Joe Don Baker. The plot? Indian sheriff fights Maltese gangsters. :)

Stallone stars in this tale of folks who get tired of the mob messing around in their town. In need, they turn to a Vietnam vet, played by Stallone. Oh, and P.S. -- it's not Sly, it's Frank.

Vegas showgirls get themselves recruited by the C.I.A. Man, "Schindler's List" gets a 2-disc special edition DVD, and this is still stuck on video. Go figure!

(cont'd)..going to Africa to save his wife from killer ninjas hired by a Nostradamus wannabe who plans to poison the world's water supply. The 2nd has a rogue former cop cleaning up Chinatown!

I don't know, I may have to check into it, but I have a longshot theory that Gary Busey is actually Dolph Lundgren's father. See this movie; it's the cornerstone of my hypothesis.

For entertainingly trashy action in the new millennium, this is the one to beat! This movie is cheesy and it knows it; that, in my mind, puts it way above the more pretentious blockbusters out there!