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WHAT WE EBE’s WATCH IN OUR FREE TIME
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Star Wars - Episode II, Attack of the Clones (Widescreen Edition)Star Wars - Episode II, Attack of the Clones (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $1.99
Almost everything you see is not real. Amazing. Kind of like how you humans think about us.
Star Wars - Episode III, Revenge of the Sith (Widescreen Edition)Star Wars - Episode III, Revenge of the Sith (Widescreen Edition)
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The greatest looking and greatest sounding movie ever made. A true human accomplishment.
Star Wars, Episode VI- Return of the Jedi (Widescreen Edition)Star Wars, Episode VI- Return of the Jedi (Widescreen Edition)
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The kids who are going to be watching these movies for the first time are going to be seeing them backwards – which we find most interesting.
From the Earth to the Moon - The Signature EditionFrom the Earth to the Moon - The Signature Edition
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We like what you did with our technology. Primitive but effective.
Altered StatesAltered States
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This gave us new ideas for our human experiments. This is one Hurt that should have been crowned Oscar. The other Hurt, you might remember, had that alien pop out of his tummy.
Predator (Widescreen Edition)Predator (Widescreen Edition)
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Ah… the hunter arrives to kill humans for sport. About time you get a taste of your own medicine.
Contact (Snap Case)Contact (Snap Case)
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We hate to tell you - but your radio waves don’t reach that far out into space before they break up. Hey, isn't this a chick flick?
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (Widescreen Edition)AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (Widescreen Edition)
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The book was great – why did they change it? At least now we know where Bishop comes from. Flying spider crabs – YUCK!
Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem (Unrated Edition)Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem (Unrated Edition)
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Monster flick meets slasher flick – oh, this is good – but should have been called DEATH OF A SMALL TOWN.
Stargate (Special Edition)Stargate (Special Edition)
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We are STILL trying to find this thing under the sand.
CloverfieldCloverfield
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Godzilla meets the Blair Witch. Now THIS is a date movie – pass the popcorn!
LeviathanLeviathan
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This gets us right where we live. Creepy fun. Hold your breath. And don't drink the vodka!
Deep Star SixDeep Star Six
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Hey… same movie but without the vodka! Double the fun.
The Abyss (Special Edition)The Abyss (Special Edition)
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Guess what – you found us!
Mission To MarsMission To Mars
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Dr. Pepper to the rescue – but why did they screw up the face? Don't they realize it's a tomb to the greatest of all Astronaughts?
Red PlanetRed Planet
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Yes – technology can be a drag. Why are robotics always so much trouble? Speaking of HAL...
2001 - A Space Odyssey2001 - A Space Odyssey
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We go ape over this one. Great movie – wrong date. Date as in year – not popcorn.
2010: The Year We Make Contact2010: The Year We Make Contact
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Hmm... the Russians might make this real yet. Has Putin seen this?
Blade Runner (The Director's Cut)Blade Runner (The Director's Cut)
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LA in 2019 – or once again the wrong date? Moody, wet, dark and sexy. And maybe the best cop film ever.
Alien (The Director's Cut)Alien (The Director's Cut)
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This one even bugs us. You should have seen all you humans jumping in the theater! But we like it that the cat was smarter than IT was.
AliensAliens
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Even better than the first. And Bishop splits in two!! Better nuke it from orbit – just to be sure.
Star Trek - The Motion Pictures CollectionStar Trek - The Motion Pictures Collection
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Bald women in space – now we can relate to that.
Star Trek II - The Wrath of KhanStar Trek II - The Wrath of Khan
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Pirates in space – and they only think in two dimensions – got to love it.
Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered CountryStar Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country
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The best of the Trek – and only Nixon could go to China. Maybe Putin has seen this one?
WaterworldWaterworld
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What… you knew we had to have another one with water. You humans act like it is no big thing - but it is actually pretty rare - and cool. The skyscrapers mean it must have come before Taylor – right?
Planet of the ApesPlanet of the Apes
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Okay – now explain to us where all the water went?