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Get Your Kid Ready for Kindergarten
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Vaultz Pencil Box - Ruby Bling Skull (VZ01480)Vaultz Pencil Box - Ruby Bling Skull (VZ01480)
Buy new: $10.99
No one will steal your kid's pencils when they're locked safely in this box of imminent doom.
Novel Notepad Set, Gingham Borders, Four 50-Sheet Pads/Set - Sold By the SetNovel Notepad Set, Gingham Borders, Four 50-Sheet Pads/Set - Sold By the Set
These are good for making lists of bullies. When the school system fails, nothing works like Jolly Ranchers and vigilante justice.
Charles Leonard Inc. Ball Bearing Compass, Silver, 12 Each (1/Sheath) (77360)Charles Leonard Inc. Ball Bearing Compass, Silver, 12 Each (1/Sheath) (77360)
Buy new: $7.83
For self-defense situations.
Rampage: The Social Roots of School ShootingsRampage: The Social Roots of School Shootings by Katherine S. Newman
Buy new: $9.50 / Used from: $1.90
For SSR.
Play Money: Coins and Bills TrayPlay Money: Coins and Bills Tray
Buy new: $12.61
When you forget to give them lunch money, this often works fine as long as the lunch lady doesn't have a formal education.
The Origin Of Species: 150th Anniversary EditionThe Origin Of Species: 150th Anniversary Edition by Charles Darwin
Buy new: $6.95 / Used from: $3.98
This has the potential to create a court ruling in your favor.
14k White Gold, Princess-Cut, Diamond Classic 4-Prong Pendant (1/10 cttw, J-K Color, I2-I3 Clarity)14k White Gold, Princess-Cut, Diamond Classic 4-Prong Pendant (1/10 cttw, J-K Color, I2-I3 Clarity)
Buy new: $167.99
It's true, if you want your son to find his first girlfriend these days, don't expect a dandelion to work.