The Golden Compass had some thought-provoking ideas from Philip Pullman's controversial series. A disappointment,though it had great acting and stunning special effects.

The hero is born from a cow (a long story) He's the muscular,barbarian version of Dr. Dolittle. He talks to the animals.

Has classics like Maximilian Schell in "Hamlet",the late John Philip Law in "Space Mutiny" and the late Raul Julia in a public TV "masterpiece" "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank."

A cheesy thriller (think of Da Vinci Code and Beautiful Mind's unwanted love child) set on Tolkien's stomping grounds,Oxford. Scenes were even filmed at Tolkien&CS Lewis' favorite pub. The trailer is worthy of color commentary. If only RiffTrax or Cinematic Titanic bought the rights to this... because us Yankees have struck out. Again.

It was the '60s. A movie based on Dylan Thomas' poetry. A cinematic psychedelic trip... that's also pretentious! With Richard Burton as the pensive hero,Liz Taylor as the woman with many lovers,Peter O'Toole as a blind Cap'n,and Sian Philips as an Eccentric.

Considered one of the worst fantasy movies ever made. Filmed at the Maryland Renaissance Fair,it's a mishmash of Harry Potter,Lord of the Rings,and the Neverending Story. What's shocking is that it has fan conventions like any other fandom!

In the remake of the 1973 classic,Nicolas Cage goes to the Pacific Northwest,meets up with a matriarchal lesbian colony led by Ellen Burstyn,and confronts his deepest fear... BEES! "Not the bees! Not the bees!"

A Christ-figure is nice to everybody. That's it.

This is Peter O'Toole's final movie. It's a sappy,turgid Thomas Kinkade biopic. The Painter of Light indeed...

Mariah Carey's infamous 2001 cinematic disaster.

An overrated,all-star British costume drama mess.

Bo Derek's "erotic" epic about a young woman who cures a bullfighter of his impotence. This was before Viagra. Apparently,horseback riding in the nude helps.

A hilariously bad movie that evangelicals thought would be box office success and lead to the passage of "traditional" marriage amendments. Kirk Cameron is hammy as Caleb Holt,a fireman trying to save his marriage through a 40 day Love Dare.

One of the biggest box office flops in cinematic history--animation,to be specific. With voice work from the late Anne Bancroft, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and other well-known actors. It's a weird hybrid of Lord of the Rings with Romeo and Juliet,and insects.

Star-crossed love,an evil witch,and an interspecies wedding with a polar bear... family fun for everyone(?) from Scandinavia.

This movie must be seen to be believed. It's got Deborah Gibson as the heroine, and the "mega shark" attacks an airplane after it flies out of San Francisco. Who thought this gem up?

A Nomad battles for the forces of good in post-apocalyptic America. It stars the late Patrick Swayze (1952-2009) with his real-life wife Lisa Niemi cast as his love interest.

It's good musicians vs. the temptation of selling-out. Same theme as previous movie.