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General Zombie's Movies Watched in 11/07 (minus '06 Repeats)
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Horrors of the Black MuseumHorrors of the Black Museum
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(C-) A few neat kills, but mostly dull and formless 60s thriller.
Eaten Alive (Two-Disc Special Edition)Eaten Alive (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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(C-) Tobe Hooper immediately proves that TCM was largely a fluke with this silly, campy film.
From Beyond the GraveFrom Beyond the Grave
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(B) Yet another Amicus anthology, and probably the best of them, not that they vary much.
Day Watch (Unrated)Day Watch (Unrated)
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(B) Sprawling, bizarre sequel to "Night Watch". Not entirely coherent, but it's definitely very interesting.
RushmoreRushmore
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(B+) Anderson's real breakout film. I don't like it as much as the next two, but it's still a very good comedy.
One Missed CallOne Missed Call
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(B) This is actually one of the better "Ringu" clones out there. Too bad it didn't come earlier in the cycle.
The Blob - Criterion CollectionThe Blob - Criterion Collection
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(C+) Standard 50's sci-fi horror, but with annoying teens. It passes the time, but you can do a lot better in the genre.
Black Sheep (Unrated)Black Sheep (Unrated)
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(C+) A one joke horror-comedy, but it has some decent gore and a bit of charm.
When a Stranger CallsWhen a Stranger Calls
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(C-) Has a few decent slasher-styel scenes, but this is mostly just a dull, flavorless, almost TV-movie esque thriller.
The Serpent And The RainbowThe Serpent And The Rainbow
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(B-) Slick, good-looking pic about Voodoo, though it seems to repeat itself a lot.
And Soon the DarknessAnd Soon the Darkness
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(B) Underappreciated, low-key psycho-pic from Britain. The twist ending doesn't work, but you can ignore it.
Empire of the AntsEmpire of the Ants
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(B+) The Notorious BIG's swan song, at least as giant monster movies go. Loads of camp appeal, I can't believe this doesn't have a stronger cult following. The fx are no more advanced than in his 50's films.
Dead or Alive (Unrated Director's Cut)Dead or Alive (Unrated Director's Cut)
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(B) After the wild beginning this proves to be a suprisingly low-key crime film, at least until the inexplicable ending. Also contains some stuff I could've lived with out seeing, but it's good in general.
The Red ShoesThe Red Shoes
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(B-) Has very slick and effective, if derivative, visuals, and I like that it's more of a classical ghost film than most Asian horror, but the actual story itself is kinda weak.
Izo (Special Edition)Izo (Special Edition)
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(B-) This Miike film is a seemingly endless pastiche of fight scenes as our titular character tries to get revenge on all of humanity. They also throw in a bit of nihilistic philosophizing. Weird stuff and overlong, but somehow compelling.
GeminiGemini
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(B-) Director of Tetsuo brings us a weird, quasi-horror period piece involving an evil doppelganger. It's interesting, if not exactly stunning.
The Three Burials of Melquiades EstradaThe Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
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(B+) A fine, contemplative and honor-obsessed contemporary western starring/directed by Tommy Lee Jones and written by Guillermo Arriaga. Good stuff.
Rescue DawnRescue Dawn
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(B+) German madman Herzog brings us another man vs. nature epic starring the great Christian Bale. Bleak and intense with great scenery.
No Country for Old Men [Theatrical Release]No Country for Old Men [Theatrical Release]
(A) McCarthy's terse, inevitable crime tale is combined with the Coen bros. utter mastery of cinematic language to great effect. Probably the best film to get a theatrical release this year.
Lisa And The DevilLisa And The Devil
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(B) This Bava horror-pic is almost entirely incoherent, but the director's terrific sense of what the gothic should look and feel like makes up for it. Also, this has a fine performance from Telly Savalas, a rarity in Italian horror.
The Food of the GodsThe Food of the Gods
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(B-) Not as much fun as the later "Empire of the Ants" made by Gordon the next year, but this is still a bit of campy fun. Also, the giant chicken attack is arguably the greatest scene in all of film.
Hiruko the GoblinHiruko the Goblin
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(B-) Tsukumato makes a Raimi/Jackson style horror-comedy. A bit on the cheapside, but it's reasonably fun and goodnatured.
The Incredibles (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)The Incredibles (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
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(B+) I was skeptical, but this proved to be a very endearing effort. Quite funny, and the action ain't bad either.
The BlobThe Blob
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(B+) Surprisingly excellent 80's monster movie. Very fun effects, generally appealing performances in spite of the generic characterization.
Baron BloodBaron Blood
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(C+) Bava's mastery of the gothic visual style is in evidence, as always, but the plot/acting/dubbing are so dubious that it can't help but suffer from these factors.
Futurama - Bender's Big ScoreFuturama - Bender's Big Score
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(B) I'm hesitant to include this, but they call it a movie and I had to pay for it, so I might as well. As anticipated, it's not as good as Futurama was at its prime, but this is still quite funny. It suffers from the format, though.
The Girl Who Knew Too MuchThe Girl Who Knew Too Much
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(B) Bava's last B&W film, and a very early giallo. Surprisingly likable characters and a typically elegant visual style, though the final revelations are silly, as they always are in giallo.
Knives of the AvengerKnives of the Avenger
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(C) Bava-made historical epic ala the sword and sandal stuff, but in Northern Europe. Pretty typical for this stuff. Passes the time, but I wouldn't call it good. As always, Bava knows how to frame a shot.