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Directors' Bane: The Films Of Uwe Boll
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Boll CollectionBoll Collection
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Includes "German Fried Movie", "Das Erste Semester", and "Barschel - Mord in Genf?" - two comedies and a murder mystery, respectively. These are among Boll's first films, which helped him gained some recognition in Germany for his unabashed style of comedy and action-violence.
FakeFake
Also known as "Die Fälschung": a crime film for which Boll served as executive producer. Stars Martin Umbach of German TV fame.
SanctimonySanctimony
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Boll's first-ever American production, starring Casper Van Diem ("Starship Troopers"): a brilliant businessman, bored with his existence, becomes a serial killer. Shot on a $3 million budget, it was released straight-to-television, and is little-remembered in most circles.
Love, Money, Love [Region 2]Love, Money, Love [Region 2]
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Boll co-produced this drama about two underdogs - a scrapyard worker and a prostitute - trying to escape from the hardships of life together. Though he had no hand in actually making the movie, the film is one of the most acclaimed pictures Boll has been involved in: it won numerous international awards and actress Sabine Timoteo gained special commendation for her performance.
Angels Don't Sleep HereAngels Don't Sleep Here
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Also known as "Backflash 2": a man is accused of murder and manipulated into a web of deceit as his thought-to-be dead twin brother plots revenge on those who tried to kill him. Stars Dana Ashbrook ("Twin Peaks") and Robert Patrick ("Terminator 2"). Boll served as executive producer. Writer/director Paul Cade has yet to work in film again.
BlackwoodsBlackwoods
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Boll's first American film to be released theatrically. Starring Patrick Muldoon ("Stigmata") and Keegan Tracy ("Final Destination 2"), "Blackwoods" encompasses all of Boll's trademarks - multiple flashbacks, gratuitous nudity, lots of gore, and a twist-ending - but gained some favorable reviews throughout the horror community.
Heart of AmericaHeart of America
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Boll's take on the Columbine school massacre, told through the eyes of a teacher and his students. Starring Jürgen Prochnow ("Dune") and Michael Paré ("Starhunter"). Although the film met overwhelmingly negative response for its one-sided, two-dimensional approach to school shootings, some critics compared the film favorably to Gus Van Sant's "Elephant" of the same subject matter.
House of the DeadHouse of the Dead
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The director's first "video game movie", and beginning of his descent in fan-favorism: receiving near-unanimous criticism for its shoddy acting, zombie costumes, and storyline, "House" should very well have been Boll's last game-based movie - yet, realizing the "potential market" for these franchises, he delved further into the genre, earning the scorn of countless game-players along the way.
ZombiegeddonZombiegeddon
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After gaining infamy for "House of the Dead", Boll was a prime contender to make a cameo appearance in "the ultimate B-movie". The film - a big spoof on zombie-oriented horror pictures - gained some pre-release publicity for actors Gary Coleman, Duane Whitaker, and boxer Tommy Morrison publicly turning down roles for the film.
Alone in the DarkAlone in the Dark
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Boll's second gaming franchise to tackle was the cult horror series "Alone in the Dark". Starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Dorff, "Dark" is often cited as both the worst VG-adaptation and one of the worst films ever made, period. Praise for the film was extremely limited, and it is often referred to as Boll's magnum opus of badness.
BloodRayneBloodRayne
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Foregoing the opportunity to direct the sequel of "House of the Dead", Boll combined vampires and renowned actor Ben Kingsley to craft "BloodRayne", yet starpower did little to lift the film's fortunes, and response to it was consistently poor; criticism included Boll's decision to hire prostitutes instead of actresses as extras, and the film having very little in common with its source material.
BloodRayne 2 (Unrated)BloodRayne 2 (Unrated)
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Ex-"Rayne" actress Kristanna Loken chose not to return for the sequel of "BloodRayne", which became Boll's first film not to be released theatrically since "Sanctimony". Stars Natassia Malthe ("Elektra") as Rayne and Zack Ward ("Titus") as a vampiric Billy the Kid.
In the Name of the King - A Dungeon Siege TaleIn the Name of the King - A Dungeon Siege Tale
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Backed by his biggest budget yet ($60 million), Boll promised "Lord of the Rings"-caliber thrills for his action-epic...yet the film was overwhelmingly regarded as nothing more than a "LotR"-ripoff. Billed as a big-time blockbuster and advertised without Boll's name, the film still did disappointingly around the world, making back only about a sixth of its budget during its theatrical run.
Postal (UnRated)Postal (UnRated)
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In what may be Boll's most noteworthy film yet, he breaks down taboos galore in a socio-political comedy sure to top everything else for absolute gross-out rudeness. “Postal”, based on the video game of the same name, was both heavily censored by theatres and thrashed by critics, but increased fan support may prove to make this the director’s most popular movie to date.
SeedSeed
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For his first non-VG project in almost five years, Boll directed a horror film about a serial killer risen from the grave to reap revenge on his executioners. Reportedly filmed without a script, the explicitly violent splatter film features footage of legitimate animal abuse (supplied by PETA, which was given a share of the film’s profits) and stars Boll-regulars Michael Paré and Will Sanderson.
They WaitThey Wait
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An Asian-style ghost story about otherworldly possession for which Boll was an executive producer. Directed by Ernie Barbarash ("Cube Zero") and starring Jaime King ("My Name Is Earl"), Terry Chen ("Memory"), and child actor Regan Oey.
Tunnel RatsTunnel Rats
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Considered by some to be Boll's most mature movie to-date, the brutal story of US combat unit sent on a suicide mission into the underground tunnels of the Vietcong was released in only one American theater but gained some of the director's most favorable feedback amidst the expected bashing. It shares the 2007 Razzie award for "Worst Director" along with "Postal" and "In the Name of the King.
Far CryFar Cry
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Returning to game adaptations, Boll cast Till Schweiger ("Knockin' On Heaven's Door") and Emmanuel Vaugier ("CSI:NY") to lead the screen version of the groundbreaking first-person shooter. Originally intended as a blockbuster, the film was released DTV everywhere outside of Germany, Austria, Turkey, and South Korea.