This film screwed up on so many levels. While trying to combine the best of Japanese and American cinema, it only succeeded in creating an incoherent mess, wasting a pretty actress.

A mishmash of styles with a story that tried to be a sports movie, a gangster movie, a psychadelic movie, a sex comedy, an intellectual piece, and a romance and managed to fail miserably on every single count.

At least it's a fun ride through an old cartoon.

Easily the weakest of the Batman saga.

Other than plot, storyline, dialog, and special effects, this movie was merely dull but pretty. However, the inclusion of inane dialog, a disjointed storyline, a pointless plot, and special effects that would make Ed Wood cringe makes this quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

Predictable romcom with Kiki and a tall foot-hairless hobbit.

Mildly amusing, highly predictable and unoriginal use of a very nice looking Julia.

Reese was the only redeeming thing about this movie. Every other actor looked tired and bored and just waiting to cash the paycheck.

Start with the most beloved female villain in English literature, in a story that has retained it's appeal for 200 plus years. Hire an actress who played an Oscar-worthy villain who is also arguably the sexiest woman on the face of the earth. It can't go wrong, right? Not unless the director is an elitist with a low opinion of the intelligence of the audience.

When Nicole makes a mistake, she make them big. Marrying Tom CruisethegaybarswhileIpretendtobestraight and agreeing to be in Bewitched are two of her biggest.

Even in the greatest of careers, there's bound to be a clunker or two. I suppose the excuse could be she was Paris Hilton's going to jail age when she made this, so her judgement could have been worse.

So the Hollywood left doesn't like Bill Gates. The only way they could have hammered home the message with less subtlety would be to call the character Willy Fences and the company Softromic. We're supposed to believe that a Ryan Phillipe character is intelligent? You can only suspend disbelief so far. And Rachel was way too underutilized.

Barbara Bach is really hot, Shelly Long was young and cute once, and it had dialog even Tanya Roberts, (who surprisingly isn't in this movie), could have handled.

With Alyson Hannigan, Carmen Electra Sophie Monk, and Marie Matiko, there was plenty of eye candy to keep a man happy, and many of the spoofs were done reasonably well. However, they went for quantity over quality on the joke front, making it a poster child for mediocre movies.

A younger Mandy doing the tried and true mantra of Hollywood lefties, "Christians bad, everybody else good." Yawn. At least McCauley Sulkin kept that stupid move with his hands to his cheeks to a minimum.

What could have been a really good thriller got bogged down in it's decision to substitute multiple plot twists for actual plot. Denise Richards looked great in her nude scenes. A shame Neve wasn't equally uninhibited.

A dreadfully dull movie with occasionally witty dialogue. Scarlett gave an incredibly wooden performance, and Thora wasn't used to full advantage.

An incoherent mess of a movie that wastes the beauty of phenomenal Mila Kunis and Olga Kurilenko by placing them in a Markie Mark vehicle.

Jessica Biel, Kate Bosworth, and Shannyn Sossoman, (aka The Poor Man's Rachael Leigh Cook), are in a movie with the production values of a film school student who's more interested in showing off his camera technique than telling a story.

Typical predictable teen movie, but Hayden Panttiere is so cute as the partially unlikable Beth Cooper. Her two little snob friends, Lauren London and Lauren Storm weren't too shabby to look at either. No need to feel guilty either, since they're both pushing 30.