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Top Movies for the Frustrated Single Female
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Stealing BeautyStealing Beauty
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $2.87
Poor Liv Tyler has to put up with everyone prying into her unicorn-taming status as well the rest of the house getting lucky while she lies alone listening to them on a hot Tuscan summer night. This movie contains the only realistic sex scene I have ever seen where the couple do not have magnetized sex organs that get together magically without assistance.
The Big EasyThe Big Easy
Buy new: $6.49 / Used from: $2.53
Dennis Quaid has never been better as he drawls to the uptight Ellen Barkin, “This is the Big Easy darlin’. We have a certain way of doin’ things down hare” And he is very good at “doin things” to loosen her up considerably.
Vacillations of Poppy Carew [VHS]Vacillations of Poppy Carew [VHS]
Buy used from: $16.70
Hurrah, a female lead in a movie that isn’t totally wimpy. We see Poppy chuck her newly ex-boyfriend into a canal and make out with several different strange men at her father’s wake. The real show stopper is when a handsome pig farmer played by the Joseph Fiennes goes down on her while they are stranded in North Africa. Maybe the only time in mainstream cinema where this happens to a female.
The Last of the Mohicans (Director's Expanded Edition)The Last of the Mohicans (Director's Expanded Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $6.00
Daniel Day-Lewis as Hawkeye has got to be the hottest man on film. Ever. Confidence defined. “What are you looking at sir?” says Cora as he unabashedly stares at her. “I’m looking at you Miss”. Not only would one want to be romanced by Hawkeye but he is so skillful we would also like to BE him, running silently through the woods for miles and then sighting a long rifle to take down a deer.
10 Things I Hate About You10 Things I Hate About You
Buy used from: $3.78
Modern High School Version of the “Taming of the Shrew” with Heath Ledger (Patrick Verona) playing the shrew-tamer character. He oozes worldly confidence, a wry wit and a romantic streak which can’t help but win over Kat (the shrew) to whom he declares “You know, it’s not every day that you find a girl that will flash someone to get you out of detention”
Bogie and Bacall - The Signature Collection (The Big Sleep / Dark Passage / Key Largo / To Have and Have Not)Bogie and Bacall - The Signature Collection (The Big Sleep / Dark Passage / Key Largo / To Have and Have Not)
Buy new: $18.99 / Used from: $58.70
To Have and To Have Not/The Big Sleep: these two classic Bogey/Bacall pairings came from back in the day when strong female characters were not so unusual. A lot of steam was created when strong females (Bacall or even an at first glance mousey bookseller) crossed paths with Humphrey Bogart. “You know how to whistle don’t you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow…”
The Long, Hot SummerThe Long, Hot Summer
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $5.27
Poor Clara is a 24 year old maid, listening to cat-calls at her sister-in-law Eula, watching her brother chase Eula and watching her father run around with a woman half his age. Enter Ben Quick, a handsome drifter. Ben is smolderingly sexy and he urges Clara to “Get out of character, lady. Come on, get way out.”. Ben recognizes her as an independent woman with a mind of her own and thus wins her.
The Horseman on the RoofThe Horseman on the Roof
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $4.75
Angelo is a freedom fighter on the run from his enemies while cholera rages through the French countryside. He is above all things gentlemanly even in trying times. He keeps up his manners and struggles to suppress his feelings for the older, more worldy Pauline even when he has to save her life from cholera. It’s a treat to see a repressed male character opposite a more self-assured female.
Out of Sight (Collector's Edition)Out of Sight (Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $2.56
George Clooney comes into his own while locked in the trunk of a car with Jennifer Lopez. He’s a bank robber who never uses a gun, just talks his way into the loot whether it be cash or the leading lady. Sparks fly, the like of which haven’t been seen on screen for many a year.
BoundBound
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $5.32
Ex-con Gina Gershon gets it on with one of her next door neighbours, Jennifer Tilly. The two hatch a plan to make a lot of money off the money. Who cares if all the heat is between two women. This movie cooks!
Broken EnglishBroken English
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $3.49
Unhappy in her job and her life, feeling defined by her single-status, Nora Wilder has seems to have stopped dreaming big enough until she meets Julien the appealing French man who urges her to take chances and dream bigger. Watching the subtle emotions on Nora and Julien's faces is a real treat and a great turn-on. Nora feels real, not a down and out annoying cliché female in a romance.
The Lake House (Widescreen Edition)The Lake House (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $6.49 / Used from: $1.99
An old-fashioned movie with communication through hand-written letters and a magic mailbox. Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves recreate or even intensify the chemistry they had in "Speed" and their characters develop the kind of close connection with each other that we are all looking for. There are a few suspensions of disbelief due to plot twists but who cares when you are rooting for them both.