This is the worst thing I've ever laid my eyes upon. I have never hated anything as much as this beyond horrible abomination and it still holds the lowest score I've ever given anything on this site. When I watched this film, I wanted to die. RATING: 0

This action/horror film will shock and horrify you, but in all the wrong ways. Incompetent on virtually every level and utterly boring, this film is easily the worst horror film ever made and the worst VG-adaptation ever. It will blow your mind with its awfulness. RATING: 1.5

An utterly horrid parody film, Disaster Movie is the kind of film that inspires suicidal or homicidal behavior. Not one of the DVD players that I owned liked this film, virtually everyone hated this film, and you know you've got problems if you vomit slightly within five minutes of viewing it. RATING: 2

The first one is awesome, this one just sucked miserably. It makes not one bit of sense, it was not action-packed like the first one, and the dialogue and acting is terrible. Avoid any straight-to-DVD Disney sequels. RATING: 2.25

This is no fun B-movie, it's just plain bad. REALLY BAD TO BE EXACT. Utterly terrible, horrifically boring, bad dubbing, lame and poorly scripted action, and horrible acting. Of all the horror films made in the 60's, I found the worst one. RATING: 2.75

Remember how awesome films like the Underworld flicks, 30 Days of Night, and the original Dracula were? Well, you won't find it here in this disastrous, sappy, vampire teen romance. Cardboard acting, sparkling vampires, a badly written script, and horrible music totally destroy this film. RATING: 3

Oh Nicholas Cage, where is your career going? This film is laughable and completely boring at the same time, and no one is worse on the screen than Cage himself. Cheap scares and laughable dialogue and acting are aplenty in this horrid remake of a cult classic. RATING 3

I loved the first two, but I have no idea why anyone thought a third and fourth were good ideas. This film is completely idiotic, and yet so utterly boring to the point of where you can't like it in a B-movie way. Stick to the first two, and pretend the other two didn't happen. RATING: 3.5

While not as awful as the third film, it still sucked. At least it was more gory and you could laugh at it more, but that will never excuse the fact that it's still a stupid and very boring film. RATING: 4

George Lucas needs to retire. This film has dialogue so bad, it makes Saturday morning cartoons look Oscar-worthy in comparison. The animation looks horrid and the character models look like wooden puppets. This film can't even make up for those shortcomings with action, because the action scenes suck. RATING: 4