I love this set of Evil Dead and Evil Dead II because of the fleshy cases and the scream they emit when you poke 'em in the eye. Ash and friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they encounter the necronomicon and all the glories that come with it. Lots of screaming, blood, and a vegetation rape scene make these two must-see b-movies.

A great collection of Herschel Gordon Lewis movies. Blood Feast - Fuad Ramses puts on an "Egyptian feast" where the guest of honor really becomes a part of things…. 2000 Maniacs - a southern town celebrates its bicentennial with the help of some unwilling yankees; favorite scene: the barrel roll. Color Me Blood Red - sometimes it's so hard to get just that perfect shade of red...

This'll teach you to get locked in a mall and have sex in a department store! Teens trapped in a mall (actually the Beverly Center in my hometown of Los Angeles), with a slew of robot security guards who have gone haywire. Follows the classic horror movie rule of sex = death. Not as much gore as I like, but still an awesome movie.

This is what Peter Jackson was doing before the Lord of the Rings trilogy (retch) and his remake of King Kong (double retch). Awesome gore and special effects on a limited budget = great movie, at least in my book. Best scenes: puss in the custard and zombie death by lawnmower. This is the bloodiest ending I’ve seen, at least so far. A++

Another entry in the "westerns travel to a jungle to rescue someone, but end up dead/eaten themselves” genre. Main character is looking for her sister in the South American jungle. Said sister has been taken in by a religious cult, who live among a tribe of, you guessed it, cannibals! Not a whole lot of gore, but some okay cannibalism and a creepy cult leader

Another great collection from the master of b-movie gore. Personal favorites: Gore Gore Girls and The Wizard of Gore. Gore Gore Girls involves the mutilation and death of strippers, lots of unrealistic gore and horrible acting/dancing on the part of the strippers. Wizard of Gore centers around a magician ("It's Montag! He's doing it!") whose unbelievable feats are ending in murder.

Chick escapes from mental hospital where she was housed for killing the father who raped her. Said chick shacks up with a farmer who owns the local hotel and roadside café. Unfortunately, our little chickadee still has a thirst for blood, and so do the farmer’s pigs. This makes for effective disposal of pesky bodies, and reminds one of the oinkers in Hannibal.

This is actually my favorite Cronenberg movie. A new skin grafting technique used on the victim of a motorcycle accident results in her turning into a blood-thirsty killing machine. Her victims also turn into blood-thirsty killers and, as you can guess, panic ensues. Interesting use of a fang coming from an armpit. Acting is good, but not quite enough gore to give it an A++.

Medical supply warehouse employees release a batch of deadly gas into the environment, and the dead come back to life. Best scenes include the half-cat at the medical warehouse coming back to life, and trying to cremate a zombie that's been chopped to pieces already, but just won't stop moving! Cheesy 80's hair and clothing, along with not as-bad-as-it-could-be acting make this a keeper.

After Billy watches his parents being slaughtered by a guy in a Santa costume, he’s sent to an orphanage with a nasty mother superior. Years later our "hero" is working in a little shop where he's asked to play, you guessed it, Santa! This sends Billy on a killing spree, slowly making his way back to the orphanage. Not a whole lot of gore, but it’s a murderous Santa! Can’t go wrong with that.

This is the first Vincent Price movie I saw, and I love it; it is also Price’s personal favorite of all his films. Edward Lionheart takes revenge on the critics who spurned him, and just about every death is taken from the works of good ol' Bill Shakespeare! Favorite scene: serving a critic his prize pups for dinner.