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More Bad Movies I Love
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Pink FlamingosPink Flamingos
Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $5.31
"Let's live in gas station lavatories. It'll strengthen our filthiness". Pink Flamingos is so wonderfully filthy, it makes Jerry Springer look like Disney material!
Female TroubleFemale Trouble
Buy used from: $4.03
Dawn Davenport's take on motherhood: "I give her free food, a bed, clean underpants..WHAT does she EXPECT?" I quote from this film DAILY!!
Desperate LivingDesperate Living
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More outrageous than Pink Flamingos! Lesbian glory holes, a bowl of dog food used as a murder weapon and a do-it-yourself sex change gone horribly wrong! "Oh God! The children are having SEX!"
Hush...Hush, Sweet CharlotteHush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte
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Watch with glee as Olivia slaps Bette HARD... perhaps seeking revenge for that "you're a sorry, vile little B*TCH" remark! BETTER than "Baby Jane"!!
PolyesterPolyester
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The epitome of dysfunctional suburban family life brought to you in Odor-ama! "Scrub down any interesting TOILETS lately?"
The BabyThe Baby
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You've NEVER seen anything like this one...a cooing, diapered 25-year-old man who lives in a crazy household with a demented Roseanne-lookalike mother. The ending is so twisted it's SICK! I love it!!
What's the Matter with Helen?/Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (Midnite Movies Double Feature)What's the Matter with Helen?/Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (Midnite Movies Double Feature)
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"Helen" is pure camp....Debbie Reynolds as a tap-dancing ham, Shelley Winters as her crackpot religious pianist, but Agnes Moorehead steals the show as radio evangelist Sister Alma!
Torch Song (1953) [VHS]Torch Song (1953) [VHS]
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Joan in blackface, singing "Two-Faced Woman", has to be the campiest musical number captured on celluloid!
Mandingo [VHS]Mandingo [VHS]
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It's amazing this movie didn't self-destruct due to its own political incorrectness! But Ken Norton has to be the most beautiful black man on this planet!
Queen BeeQueen Bee
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Watch Joan delight in destroying the lives of everyone around her....but she'll get hers....B*TCH!
The Stepford Wives (Silver Anniversary Edition)The Stepford Wives (Silver Anniversary Edition)
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A great 70's time capsule...don't miss Paula Prentiss' hilarious turn after she becomes one of "them"!
HairsprayHairspray
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"The 'Grease' that never caught fire"...Divine's last role--and he steals every scene he's in. Mink Stole is her usual fab self, despite the fact she hardly has any dialogue
Another Man's PoisonAnother Man's Poison
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Bette chews the scenery with then-hubby Gary Merrill. Don't miss her expression at the finale!
PerfectPerfect
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The film that perfectly captures the mood of the fitness craze started by Olivia Newton-John. And Jamie Lee calls Travolta a "sphincter muscle"!
The StarThe Star
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Yet again, our Bette emotes like only a "Star" can...."Don't touch me with your ten-per-cent hands!" and "I AM Margaret Elliott and I will STAY Margaret Elliott!!"...going, going, gone!
Grease (Full Screen Edition)Grease (Full Screen Edition)
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"If you can't be an athlete....be an athletic supporter"....who knew Eve Arden had such a dirty mind?!
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
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The two ultimate b*tch goddesses of all-time in the same film---what more can you ask for??
Diamond HeadDiamond Head
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Pure soap...Hawaiian style, circa 1962. I kept waiting for Charlton Heston and Yvette Mimieux to consummate an incestuous relationship!
Carrie (Special Edition)Carrie (Special Edition)
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"I could smell the whiskey on his breath...all that dirty touchin'...and I liked it ...I LIKED IT!!".. and you'll like it too, watching Piper Laurie overact like a (religious) fanatic!
The Hand That Rocks the CradleThe Hand That Rocks the Cradle
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You know you're in trouble when your live-in nanny attacks the walls of a bathroom stall with a toilet plunger. Can you say "cuckoo"??!!
The Best of EverythingThe Best of Everything
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Yet again, Joan is a b*tch (big surprise)....but she does steal the movie from all the younger cast members despite the fact she's only in 4 scenes!
Saturday Night FeverSaturday Night Fever
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The quintessential Disco artifact, and one of the best soundtracks ever, which includes my all-time favorite song "If I Can't Have You" by Miss Yvonne Elliman!
Whatever Happened to Aunt Alice?Whatever Happened to Aunt Alice?
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..."is more terrifying than what happened to Baby Jane"....well, not quite...but imagine the former in color with Ruth Gordon, Geraldine Page, a Mod Squad-like soundtrack and you've got the idea!!
Madame X (1966) [VHS]Madame X (1966) [VHS]
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Lana goes from beautiful trophy wife to haggard murderess but dies with dignity!
Madonna - Truth or DareMadonna - Truth or Dare
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Madonna does it all....curses like a sailor, recites a "fart poem", kisses off a childhood chum, fellates an Evian bottle, you name it....!