 | The Trial of Billy Jack
Buy used from: $9.99 1974. A thoroughly nauseating, incoherent, bad-natured, ego-driven "liberal" fantasy. Contains "scorching exposes" and "spiritual journeys".
The WORST of the Billy Jack films, and that's saying a lot...
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 | Billy Jack Goes to Washington
Buy used from: $7.97 1977. Slightly less repugnant than "Trial" but no less incompetent...
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 | Billy Jack
Buy used from: $3.09 1971. Qualitatively just as bad as the sequels, but at least not as long...
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 | Billy Jack 35th Anniversary Ultimate Collection (Born Losers/Billy Jack/ Trial of Billy Jack/ Billy Jack Goes to Washington)
Buy used from: $33.99 Why not just go the whole hog?
The first one, "The born losers", as bad as it is, is not really worthy of its own place on this list...
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 | Van Helsing (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $0.99 2004. My eyes hurt, and the space where my brain used to be...
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 | Under the Tuscan Sun (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $3.20 2003. Ridiculous, nauseating doggerel with terrible acting; ineptly and superficially trawling all the most banal cliches about Tuscany & Italy, divorce and midlife. Gutless garbage.
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 | Battlefield Earth
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.59 2000. A heartwarmingly "traditional" bad movie.
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 | Eyes Wide Shut (Unrated Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy used from: $9.99 1999. A great unintentional comedy.
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 | Deep Impact
Buy used from: $0.85 1998. A very easy target...
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 | Showgirls
Buy used from: $2.87 1995. Another nice "traditionally" bad movie. They don't (or only occasionally) make them like this anymore...
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 | Color of Night
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $3.52 1994. Jesus...
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 | Indecent Proposal
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $2.08 1993. Terrible acting and architecture; vile all round. Keep bricks out of reach if watching on your own TV.
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 | Boxing Helena
Buy used from: $15.95 1993. !!?... Surely this movie knows how bad it is? Sherilyn Fenn is good though...
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 | The Prince of Tides
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $8.47 1991. Another easy target. Awful, self-important, over-the-top melodrama of the long and boring persuasion.
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 | Desperate Hours
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.88 1990. Cimino strikes again.
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 | Bachelor Party
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $2.50 1984. There were so many of these kinds of horrors around this time, but this can represent them all.
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 | The Party Animal
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.79 1984. Makes "Weird Science" look like a masterpiece.
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 | The Toxic Avenger
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $8.00 1984. A good year...
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 | Caligula (Unrated Version)
Buy used from: $9.95 1980. Ridiculous and boring.
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 | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $3.34 1978. Bad 70s musicals would be a genre to themselves, but this is surely the pinnacle of this type of lame-brained hogwash.
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 | The Swarm
Buy used from: $4.25 1978. "I hate to speculate, but I think the BEES did this!"
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 | Sextette
Buy used from: $26.48 1977. Warms the cockles of the heart. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
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 | Ape
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $9.95 1976. Warms the cockles of the heart...
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 | Airport Terminal Pack (Airport/Airport '75/Airport '77/Airport '79 - The Concord)
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $9.55 "Airport '75" is the main item of interest here, although "Airport '79" is nearly as bad, and "Airport" is also godawful.
"Airport '77" is comparatively competent, and therefore not worthy of this list...
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 | Nude For Satan
Buy used from: $7.55 1974. They actually put this on DVD?
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 | Billy Jack
Buy used from: $2.70 1971. Yes, I couldn't help including it again...
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 | Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $5.45 1970. The worst of the Planet of the Apes...
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 | The Devil Rides Out
Buy used from: $19.98 1968. Play the DVD commentary for added comedic effect.
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 | Anzio
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $3.06 1968. A worthy tribute to incompetence?
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 | Bloody Pit of Horror
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $1.98 1965 (Italian). Correct title: Il Boia Scarlatto ("The Crimson Executioner") A charming sado-masochistic, narcissistic, homo-erotic romp. Nice castle interiors!
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1965. Is there a soundtrack album available?
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 | The Pink Panther
Buy used from: $0.29 1963 (the Dark Ages, apparently). Surely a load of unfunny twaddle even if you subscribe to the "Sellers=genius" theory. Mean-spirited, poorly filmed and written. Do the sequels get better?
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 | Village of the Damned/Children of the Damned
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $4.99 "Children of the damned" (1963) is the culprit here. "Village" is quite an OK movie, and it's a shame it has to have its name sullied by its indirect inclusion here...
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 | Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Eegah
Buy new: $17.49 / Used from: $8.07 1962. Brylcreem, dune buggies, beat combos, fibreglass beards, and a man out of time. "I wouldn't be surprised if it's the sulphur in these walls that's kept him alive all this time."
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 | Solomon & Sheba
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $5.28 1959. George Sanders looks appropriately embarrassed...
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 | Plan 9 from Outer Space
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $3.05 1956. Can't be excluded of course...
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 | John Wayne - An American Icon Collection (Seven Sinners/ The Shepherd of the Hills/ Pittsburgh/ The Conqueror/ Jet Pilot)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $12.99 Here's where you get "The Conqueror" (1956).
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 | Robot Monster
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.75 1953. Subtexts: nuclear threat, the Nazi legacy, the "salvation of science", and inappropriate love-making. "At what point on the graph do 'must' and 'cannot' meet?"
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 | Glen or Glenda
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $3.83 1953. Bevare!
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 | The Ed Wood Box (Glen or Glenda / Jail Bait / Bride of the Monster / Plan 9 from Outer Space / Night of the Ghouls / The Haunted World of Ed Wood)
Buy new: $16.49 / Used from: $15.99 Just get all of them at once.
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