![]() | Manos, the Hands of Fate
Buy new: $7.98 / Used from: $2.95 I've settled on Manos as the worst ever. There are a number of factors that make this shockingly bad film my choice but so many agree on the film's awfulness that it feels a bit anti-climactic. However, conversely, Manos is also one the best films ever for unintended laughs.
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![]() | Mac and Me
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $4.33 Most know this is bad but if you take into account that I've actually been very easy on family films, which Mac and Me is, you should have some hint as to how strongly I feel about Mac and Me's flaws. See it to believe it and if you don't find yourself laughing mightily at how rediculous it is then I dare you not to turn it off.
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![]() | Plan 9 from Outer Space
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $2.78 The worst film under the filmmography of the worst filmmaker of all-time. I don't think I need to defend why this is here as it is becoming increasingly cliche to mention, but I decided to include older films as well as B-movies, so it is imperative that it be included.
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![]() | Batman & Robin
Buy used from: $2.15 Batman on Ice! or Batman Loves Robin! This should've just been either made into a musical or starred Adam West and Burt Ward. Full of nasty puns, horrible performances, and more phallic symbols than an excavation around the bay of Naples.
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![]() | Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Buy used from: $8.58 It is a surreal experience to laugh hysterically at a comedy for the parts we are not necessarily intended to find funny. This movie is hilariously awful.
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![]() | Battlefield Earth
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.99 John Travolta is an ego-maniac and that couldn't be more apparent then in his work here. He is remarkably awful and the production overall has no redeeming qualities outside of the many unintended laughs.
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![]() | Cool As Ice [VHS]
Buy used from: $19.50 This has perhaps the worst dialogue in history, seriously. I get angry just thinking of lines from this movie. This is what bad movies are all about. Everyone knows it was a mistake but it's fun to ponder about how a culture can produce something like this.
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![]() | Bloodrayne (Unrated Director's Cut)(DVD ROM game is included)
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $0.45 In some ways I adore this movie for being so openly silly. But I would gladly let Uwe Boll beat me up rather than not include his movie on my list.
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![]() | Catwoman (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.83 Directed by some French dude named Pitof. This film is almost entirely disconnected from the comic book character and it fails massively even beyond that.
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![]() | The Beast of Yucca Flats
Buy new: $5.99 / Used from: $2.00 Along with Ed Wood's work this can't be overlooked. It is horrendously bad and actually underrated in terms of how bad it really is. Watch this and Plan 9 From Outer Space together and you will agree that they are about the same level of quality. Wonderfully in-your-face mistakes and the quality of the dubbing is outrageously funny.
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![]() | Santa With Muscles - Movie Poster - 11 x 17
Buy new: $14.99 Hulk Hogan in a fun family Christmas-y action flick. I'm not sure you could bank on an concept with more potential to make this list. Amazon doesn't even sell this.
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![]() | Death to Smoochy (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.59 When talking about great actors some people may mention the likes of Williams or Norton, but I'm always quick to mention that they were part of this notorious failure and I think that's fair. This is an interesting film because I really wondered how this level of failure could be attained. Other than that it is mindless garbage.
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![]() | Dungeons & Dragons (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.01 I swear this is going to be a cult film in a number of years because it is so unintentionally funny. A friend of mine once said this film's title should be shortened to "Dung and Drag" because it is a piece of crap that just drags on and on.
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![]() | Ballistic - Ecks vs. Sever
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.01 A massive box-office failure and a permanent scar on the resumes of Liu and Banderas. I can't for the life of me figure out what the motive to make this movie was. Not even worthy of viewing for a few laughs.
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![]() | Kazaam
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $7.29 That's right, The Big Aristotle as a genie who appears from a magic ghetto blaster. Get ready to be happy kids. Plenty of great unintended laughs of course.
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![]() | Gigli
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $0.01 An astounding failure. This is a movie that literally made me uncomfortable enough that I turned my eyes away. I feel sorry for a lot of the folks involved. Gigli has one of the biggest second week drops at the box office ever.
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![]() | Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Buy used from: $2.99 The title speaks for itself. This is a camp icon and obviously a very easy target. Ludicrous concept.
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![]() | From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.66 Like it isn't bad enough that these two people are famous for a reality television show stuffed into the fat gullet's of its viewing audience. Nope, now we're asked to pay to see their movie as well. This movie bombed and it should have.
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![]() | Showgirls (Fully Exposed Edition)
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $11.98 Showgirls is great fun and there's more than enough nudity here to keep your average libidinous male enthused. However, the dialogue and acting in this movie is so bad it would be a massive oversight to leave it off of this list. Exploitation as poorly written as you can possibly get, and worst of all it actually seems to take itself seriously at times.
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![]() | Heaven's Gate
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $3.54 Perhaps an unconventional pick but this movie ruined the career of its director and quite literally knocked Transamerica out of the film business altogether, and that accomplishment has to count for something. Besides, it is absolutely unbearable to watch.
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![]() | Glitter
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $1.96 Yuk! I'll admit it, it is fun to attack those failed movies that are clearly made to stroke someone's ego. They're easy targets and you'll note I've left some films that fit that description off of this list for that reason. However, Glitter is bad far beyond all of that.
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![]() | Jaws - The Revenge
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $1.85 Jaws is back and this time it's personal! So there's that. Horrible special effects, incredibly stupid ideas, and shameless ignorance toward continuity with prior films.
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![]() | Superbabies - Baby Geniuses 2 (Special Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.04 You may wonder, how can a harmless family film about superbabies be on this list? Scott Baio, Jon Voight, and CGI babies in shades! That's how!
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![]() | Caddyshack 2
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.45 Ugh. This movie is so unfunny and annoying that I'm really not sure what to say. An all new cast with an exception of Chevy Chase doing a small scene and seeming not to care at all about his performance, and the gopher, who is back but this time he can talk!
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![]() | Robot Monster
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.75 A beautiful dance of incompetence chock full of unintended laughs. This is really why the B-movie is so great. A classic example of bad filmmaking.
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![]() | Spice World
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $4.84 A movie starring the Spice Girls with Meatloaf driving their tour bus. Not sure anything else needs to be said.
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![]() | Glen or Glenda
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $3.95 It just wouldn't be a proper list without including some Ed Wood movies. Glen or Glenda is bizarre and uncomfortable to watch, with almost as many surreal oversights and bloopers as his infamously bad Plan 9 From Outer Space.
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![]() | Basic Instinct 2 (Unrated, Extended Cut)
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $0.74 Just a really bad formula film with nothing engaging to offer. It lacks the punch of the original film but tries at the most inappropriate times to still shock. Boring trash.
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![]() | It's Pat: The Movie
Buy used from: $17.24 Probably the worst of all the SNL movie adaptations and that is saying something. To me there is nothing appealing about this character to begin with.
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![]() | House of the Dead
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $0.01 More Uwe Boll garbage. I didn't think it was possible to take filmmaking seriously and still make something like this. Boll is a phenomenon.
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![]() | Who's Your Caddy?
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.66 Bound for the Wal-mart five dollar bin in record time. I think you get some idea of what to expect here but really, even considering expectations this makes similar films like Soul Plane look like Lawrence of Arabia.
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![]() | Master of Disguise
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.85 Dana Carvey writhing around and gasping for a few more laughs before his career winds down into obscurity. The end of the film is nothing but 15 minutes of goof reels that force the film into being feature length at about 80 minutes. So, to some degree this isn't even a real movie.
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![]() | Caligula (Three-Disc Imperial Edition)
Buy new: $34.99 / Used from: $23.50 The failure of this movie is an interesting story. It was so bad that those responsible have been pointing their fingers at each other for years. Only worth seeing for the shock factor and it's unique existence.
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![]() | Dirty Love (Unrated Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $5.85 A completely unfunny and annoying creation from Jenny McCarthy, who both starred in and wrote this trash. Shame on her. Forgettable and useless crap.
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![]() | Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $2.21 This is a horrible film. Relentlessly amateur and incompetent. It absolutely lives up to its horrendous reputation.
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![]() | Troll/Troll 2
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $4.99 Troll is a really bad movie to begin with but Troll 2 is even worse. When notoriously bad movies have sequels you have the potential to see something monumentally bad. Troll 2 is such a case.
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![]() | Blues Brothers 2000
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $3.79 Another really awful comedy sequel. It was made almost 20 years after the original. I refuse to say the film has any merit just because some credible musicians show up. This is garbage and should not have been made at all.
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![]() | I Spit On Your Grave (Millennium Edition)
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $9.49 A filthy and morally corrupt film with absolutely no reasonable explanation in sight. It is an inept revenge tale but only serves a purpose for exploitation.
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![]() | Southland Tales
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.28 2007 was a great year for movies but this one was just so overly concerned with impressing its gullible audience with its pretentious ramblings that I had to include it here. I really hated this movie even more because it really believes it is smart.
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