 | Under the Black Flag: The Romance and the Reality of Life Among the Pirates (Harvest Book) by David Cordingly
Buy used from: $0.01 First lesson: know your history. Learn from the mistakes of stupid pirates. Don't become a statistic.
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 | Open/ Close Damper Hook
Buy new: $4.99 Cut your hand off, jam this sucker in there, and hope for no serious infection. The only pirate who gets respect is a pirate who has a hook for a hand. Left or right...its your choice.
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 | Panasonic ER389K Rechargeable Beard and Mustache Trimmer
Buy new: $24.99 Now I'm more for the grizzly insane look, but if you want a nicely trimmed beard then be my guest.
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 | Pirates Tattoos (Temporary Tattoos) by Steven James Petruccio
Buy new: $1.50 / Used from: $0.01 Don't be a pussy. You'll need tattoos...and lots of them. Naked women, snakes, skulls, and daggers only.
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 | I'm Just A Pirate Chasing Booty MINIATURE Sticker
Slap this baby on the back of your ship and let the ladies know that you are on the prowl.
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 | Replica Antique Canon: Metal and Wood Model Canon Desk Sculpture - Aspen Country Store
You need real ones, of course, and much bigger. Preferably about 32 loaded on your ship ready to destroy all comers.
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 | Do Pirates Take Baths? by Kathy Tucker
Buy new: $6.95 / Used from: $0.48 No.
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 | Battle Songs of the Toucan Pirates
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $58.28 What to play while you siege thine enemy, then dance in their blood.
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 | Bedtime Stories for Pirates by Captain Bogg & Salty
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $30.10 Sometimes pirates can't sleep either. Get one of your wenches to read it to you and then punch her in the mouth.
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 | How to Really Recruit, Motivate & Lead Your Team: Managing People by Brookline Books/Lumen Editions
Buy used from: $0.09 You'll need this to assemble a crew for your new ship, keep them in line, and lead them to their bloody deaths. Awesome.
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 | Around the Buoys: A Manual of Sailboat Racing Tactics and Strategy by Michael Huck
Buy used from: $3.54 You'll have to know how to control your ship. Its sort of a must. You don't want to look like a complete jackass out there.
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 | Berlitz Ocean Cruising & Cruise Ships 2004 (Berlitz Complete Guide to Cruising and Cruise Ships) by Inc. Berlitz International
Buy used from: $0.02 Learn the routes and tendencies of easy targets. Know thine enemy.
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