Listmania!
you've been warned--items to hoarde for the coming apocalypse
By an Amazon.com customer
Victorinox Swiss Army Classic SD Pocket Knife, RedVictorinox Swiss Army Classic SD Pocket Knife, Red
Buy new: $10.30 / Used from: $1.77
You never know when it might come in handy.
Woodman's Pal Classic SetWoodman's Pal Classic Set
Buy new: $79.95
To cut through underbrush.
Aquis Microfiber Body Towel, Waffle, Linen, (29 x 55-Inches)Aquis Microfiber Body Towel, Waffle, Linen, (29 x 55-Inches)
Buy new: $26.99
As Ford Prefect said, you should always know where you're towel is.
English Leather by Dana for Men, 6 oz Soap on a ropeEnglish Leather by Dana for Men, 6 oz Soap on a rope
Buy new: $6.95
Cleanliness may not be next to godliness, but it helps.
Gillette Mach3 Cartridges (Pack of 12)Gillette Mach3 Cartridges (Pack of 12)
Buy new: $19.95
In case you're a man--so they won't mistake you for a wookie.
Holy Bible King James Version Study Bible (Burgundy)Holy Bible King James Version Study Bible (Burgundy)
Buy new: $29.68 / Used from: $23.92
Perfect bedside reading for believers and atheists.
William Shakespeare: The Complete Works, Deluxe EditionWilliam Shakespeare: The Complete Works, Deluxe Edition by William Shakespeare
Buy used from: $11.98
In case you need some evidence of human culture to show your new Klingon masters.
Highway 61 RevisitedHighway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan
Buy new: $7.98 / Used from: $4.33
Dylan's classic album was a warning mankind did not heed.
Red Dwarf - Series 1 & 2Red Dwarf - Series 1 & 2
Buy new: $50.98 / Used from: $54.72
Classic surrealist Britcom about last survivor of the human race.
Blackadder Goes Forth [Region 2]Blackadder Goes Forth [Region 2]
Buy used from: $28.89
More surrealist lunacy that exposes the follies of war and the idiocy of so-called "leaders."
Gilligan's Island - The Complete First SeasonGilligan's Island - The Complete First Season
Buy new: $26.99 / Used from: $10.14
Self-explanatory.
Scott Bath Tissue, Extra Soft White, Case Pack, Two - 20 Roll Packs, 600 Sheets Each (40 Rolls)Scott Bath Tissue, Extra Soft White, Case Pack, Two - 20 Roll Packs, 600 Sheets Each (40 Rolls)
Sure, there are always leaves--but we must preserve some semblance of civilized life.
Honey Nut Cheerios, 20-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4)Honey Nut Cheerios, 20-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4)
I personally can't live without it.
Mozart: The Great Piano Concertos, Vol. 1Mozart: The Great Piano Concertos, Vol. 1
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $7.64
In case they're right about the Mozart effect.
Just MarriedJust Married
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $0.28
Ashton for the girls, Brittany for the boys.
SALE! Lectra Battery Heated Socks SALE!SALE! Lectra Battery Heated Socks SALE!
Buy new: $19.99 - $22.99
You can never have too many of these.
Thermals / Thermal Underwear, Undershirts and BottomsThermals / Thermal Underwear, Undershirts and Bottoms
Buy new: $7.99 - $10.99
Ditto.