 | Lane 4 Solid
Buy new: $25.00 HOT--The classic racer-back one-piece. It makes any woman look fantastic.
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 | Gottex Women's Frangipani 1 Piece Bandeau Swimsuit
NOT--a post-war French abstract cranberry infused nightmare which makes even this headless mannequin's hips look gigantic.
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 | Lame Micro Thong with Matching String Top. One Size in Red, Gold or Silver.
NOT--porno embarrassingly shows up at the condo pool. Ridiculously tiny, sure, but just so wrong.
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 | Lauren Hansen Women's Basket Weave Wrap
NOT--a heavily used dog blanket finds a second use as a pseudo-robe-wrap-sweater-thing.
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 | Fox Bubble Beret
Buy new: $335.75 - $369.75 HOT--quiet, understated simplicity and unquestionable taste.
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 | Live A Little Women's Corduroy Pretty Pocket Jacket
HOT--A nice, simple jacket to go with just about everything.
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 | Light-Green TransparentTwo-toned Wrap Around Skirt
Buy new: $49.00 HOT--simple elegance implying world travel, experience, and maturity.
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 | Sexy Spaghetti Straps 2 Tone Embroidered A Line Long Evening/ Bridesmaid/ Prom Gown + Scarf
NOT--An Oreo-flavored Cruella deVille puts on the ritz, and looks like a piano turned on its side.
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 | Luna di Seta V-neck camisole set with tap pant
HOT--sweet and simple and sexy lady PJs, the best kind.
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 | 1st Fantasies Charmeuse Silk and Lace Baby Doll Set
HOT--the lovely, traditional chemise, in basic white or black, it's all good.
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 | Escante Women's Sweet Ruffle 2-Piece Set with Ruffle Boyleg
NOT--Down-home, cornfed trashies get the Redneck Riviera pastelified French halter treatment, and it comes off very, very poorly. I have to struggle to remember this is supposed to be sexy.
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 | Lee Jeans Women's Missy One True Fit Soft Flare Pant
HOT--simple and easy, a nice clear line, a sharp crease, and a classic fit.
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 | Lollipop Cotton Cuff Leg Brief
Buy new: $14.85 - $20.34 NOT, Gawd, just so very, very NOT--The ultimate in sexless granny-panty conformity, the Jockey Y-front of the XX chromosome set.
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 | N.Y.L.A. Women's Damica Ankle Boot
HOT--A pure, simple design reflects maturity and confidence, with a nice turn-down for adornment, and just enough heel to make them sexy. Best in black.
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 | Jessica Bennett Women's Forli Pump
Buy new: $49.95 - $55.98 NOT--Garish, ugly, clunky, with that tacky buckle, the stupid strap that makes it look like a steamer trunk. I can only imagine the outfit that would "go" with this wretched shoe.
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 | CottonLovers Matte Finish 1 1/2 Button Shortie with back vent and bow Bridal Wedding Formal Prom Glove
HOT--A distinctively sexy and classy, and sadly usually overlooked touch to any formal outfit.
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 | Stretch 85% Nylon/15% Spandex Lace 16-Button White Opera Length, with 3 pearl buttons at Mousquetaire wrist opening Bridal Wedding Formal Prom Glove
NOT--You're either a sad and grizzled spinster, headed off to First Communion, or you're Stevie Nicks in 1979.
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 | Newport News Ribbed turtleneck sweater
Buy new: $19.00 - $21.00 HOT--Tight or not, accessorized or not, nothing beats a classic long-sleeved ribbed turtleneck sweater, as long as it's in a basic color, though; no lime green, cadmium yello, cobalt blue, et.
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 | Von Dutch Women's Multi Patches Mini Skirt
NOT--If you're wearing this and you're over the age of 14, it's trashy.
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 | Leading Lady Full Figure Molded Racer Back Underwire Bra Style 5034
Buy new: $20.40 - $34.00 HOT--Racer back so it looks great from behind, and front-closure, which is great for the lucky man.
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 | Glamorise Women's MagicLift Front Close Posture Support Bra #1265
Buy new: $31.99 - $40.90 NOT--Soviet architecture meets feminine underclothing.
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 | COACH HANDBAGS, COACH HAMPTONS WEEKEND PATCHWORK TOTE # 10454 (Mulitcolor)
NOT--Garish, loud, tacky, ugly; this thing screams, "Look at ME!"
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 | Slimming jacquard tapestry, strapless corset. Come with gorgeous venice trim, hook and eye front, waist cinching lace-up back, removable, adjustable garters. comes with thong panty - Sensual Mystique
HOT--Most definitely hot, the simplest of corset in the simplest of color; you can't lose with this.
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