Product Description

"A trucker got his rig caught under a low overpass and a cop comes along. 'You get your rig stuck?' 'Nope,' says the trucker. 'I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.' Here's Your Sign!"

More than the other three members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Bill appeals to women and his routines center around family relationships. In addition to more than 200 of Bill Engvall's favorite "Here's Your Sign," jokes, at least 50 of which will be illustrated, this book contains Bill's funniest product warnings such as the fan-belt package that says, "Stop motor before applying the product," and a few of his best stories.

The cover of the book will have an actual plastic "I'm Stupid!" sign affixed to the cover.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #555989 in Books
• Published on: 2005-09-29
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 160 pages

Customer Reviews

Down Home Funny
As I read this book, I could hear Mr. Engvall's voice. His delivery and timing are as good in his writing as in his shows. You will find a piece of yourself in many of these hilarious stories. Highly recommended.

...here's your sign...
After watching Blue Collar Comedy Tour (The Movie) many times, I was disappointed with the book. I'm a huge fan of bill Engvall's Here's Your Sign segment on the movie, but the book just wasn't the same. It's funnier on TV when you can hear Bill Engvall's voice, and the audience reaction. The jokes in the book just weren't that funny, partially because they weren't delivered live.

I did enjoy the segments with personal stories, as opposed to Here's Your Sign jokes. The personal jokes were very funny, and I laughed a lot.

This book is one you'll kind of have to flip through...reading it straight through gets boring.

Laugh till it hurts
When I read this book I thought I was going to hurt myself. The next best thing to this book is seeing Bill Engvall in person.