 | The Little Drummer Boy
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $3.92 In his famous book, 'WALDEN', Henry David Thoreau wrote, "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer." Aron is my drummer, boy; get yer own!
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 | A Charlie Brown Christmas
Buy used from: $3.64 In countless homes around the world, the Christmas season doesn't officially start until Linus shuffles to center stage, raises a finger and says, "Lights, please." Thus wrote journalist, Dave Walker.
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 | Frosty the Snowman/Frosty Returns
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $1.57 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" says Frosty the snowman. (Sure, he may be a cool dude, but he's about as bright as a snow cone.)
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 | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $9.82 See my Amazon guide titled, "So You'd Like To...FIND FLAWS IN THE ANIMATED CHRISTMAS CLASSICS, Part 2" to read my theory about Jessica Claus' plastic surgery and bust enhancement.
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 | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Buy used from: $0.72 See my Amazon guide titled, "So You'd Like To...FIND FLAWS IN THE ANIMATED CHRISTMAS CLASSICS, Part 2" to learn how DEY MOIDERED DA BOID!
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 | Rudolph Frosty & Friends Favorite Christmas Songs
Buy used from: $0.49 Classic songs! Buy it before Burgermeister Meisterburger declares it illegal, immoral, unlawful, and says that anyone found with this compact disc in their possession will be thrown in the dungeon!
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 | The Best of Leroy Anderson: Sleigh Ride
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $10.59 Nothing says "Christmas" to me like LEROY ANDERSON's original, 1948 instrumental, "Sleigh Ride." Believe it or not, he composed it during a July heat wave in Connecticut. Wow! What an imagination!
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 | The Christmas Music of Johnny Mathis: A Personal Collection by Johnny Mathis
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $2.75 No singer handles Christmas standards better than JOHNNY MATHIS. "Winter Wonderland" transforms me into a kid again! See my Amazon review titled, "ATTENTION! THIS E-MAIL JUST IN FROM THE NORTH POLE."
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 | Christmas Collection by The Carpenters
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $10.68 THE CARPENTERS make lovely music celebrating the Birth of A CARPENTER'S Son.
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 | Music of Christmas by Percy Faith and His Orchestra
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $4.95 Well, I suppose it's better to have percy faith than no faith at all.
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 | 22 Merry Christmas Favorites by Lawrence Welk Orchestra & Chorus
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $8.45 Gimme an old-fashioned Christmas with Lawrence Welk rockin' around the Christmas tree. C'mon baby, let's take a Welk on the wild side! Uhm, walk on the Welk side? Aw, you know what I mean: Welk Wules!
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 | Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics by George Carlin
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $5.85 Nah. Thanks anyway, but this ain't the "hippie potty-mouth" I want for Christmas.
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 | It's a Wonderful Life
Buy used from: $4.94 Every Christmas Eve our family plays the It's A Wonderful Life trivia game. I mention it because my nephew, Tyler, and I have won 2 years in a row. If we can win again in 2005, we'll be a dynasty!
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 | Miracle on 34th Street
Buy used from: $2.87 "Well, a man's gotta do SOMETHING to keep warm." Thus sayeth the drunken Santa justifying the pint of Christmas Cheer in his coat pocket.
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 | Hot & Spicy Winter Toddy
Buy new: $5.50 Well, a man's gotta do SOMETHING to keep warm. (Don't forget to add the rum, rummy!)
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 | A Christmas Story (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $20.99 / Used from: $2.95 Let's see you place your tongue against the frozen North Pole. Go on! "I triple-dog dare you!" (And don'tcha just love that scene with the impatient elves and the evil Santa? Ha! I knew you did, man!)
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 | Scrooge
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $6.85 Marvelous sets & music, with FINNEY leading a great English cast makes this funny & joyful production the definitive version of 'A Christmas Carol.' Be sure you see this one! -- "THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
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 | Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $5.69 It wouldn't be Christmas without hearing 'Santa Claus And His Old Lady'; 'I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas'; and 'I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas.' Oh! It's a "HIPPOPOTAMUS" not a "HIPPIE POTTY-MOUTH"? Oops. My Mistake. Sorry.
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 | Holy Bible: From the Ancient Eastern Text: George M. Lamsa's Translation From the Aramaic of the Peshitta by George M. Lamsa
Buy new: $23.73 / Used from: $15.00 LUKE, Chapters 1 & 2 = The Reason For The Season. Give someone the perfect CHRISTmas gift this year: The Word of God. This is the best translation of God's Bestseller. It's twue! It's twue!
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 | Care Bears Holiday Hugs by Various Artists
Buy new: $5.98 / Used from: $0.49 We all know that Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, of course, but I wouldn't CARE BEARY much if Santa "accidentally" ran over a few of these crummy commercial critters, too. Would you?
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 | Christmas Album by Tiny Tim
Buy used from: $7.49 When asked what he most wished for, TINY TIM answered, "Peace on Earth. But if I could slip in just one more thing, I'd like to have a second hit song." Every Christmas Day, my Brother and I drop a coin into a body of water & make a wish that TINY TIM will get his second hit song.
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 | A Charlie Brown Christmas: The Original Sound Track Recording Of The CBS Television Special by Vince Guaraldi Trio
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.74 Won't you help us make Tiny Tim's dream come true? Let's all wish Tiny out of the One-Hit Wonder category posthumously! Drop a coin into water and send out a wish for Tiny on December 25th. Make it a part of your own Christmas tradition, too.
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 | Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (50th Birthday Deluxe Remastered Edition)
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $5.99 I hope you enjoyed this List, but if you didn't, then go make yer own damn List!.....Oh yeah, and have a Merry Christmas. No, REALLY! I'm being serious now. (And please, don't forget about Tiny Tim. Yes, still being serious!)
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