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The Wonderful World of Poop
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What's Your Poo Telling You?What's Your Poo Telling You? by M.D., Anish Sheth
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $5.61
I own this one, it's cute and wasn't terribly expensive. Funny gift, maybe. My only critique would be it's just a little short. I WANT an encyclopedia of poop names and types. This is more like an intro. It does define the term "Poo-phoria" which is pretty cool.
Poo LogPoo Log
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $5.50
I do not have this, but may want to look into it - kind of like a dream journal, only about poo! I suppose I could use it for both if I crap my bed in my sleep!
Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National ProductPoop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product by Dave Praeger
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $7.99
I have not read this - but it does make me regret not thinking of writing a term paper on poop when I was in school. So, gift idea for those of you with high schoolers or college age friends/kids. Give the gift of knowledge! And POO!
Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the FartWho Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart by Jim Dawson
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $3.21
Don't want to write a paper about poo or already did it? Branch off and write about farts!
Farting: Gas Past, Present & FutureFarting: Gas Past, Present & Future by Desmond Mullan
Buy used from: $0.98
VIOLA: I have just provided you with all the materials for an A+ report on farts and their history. Get to work. You can dedicate it to me!
History of Shit (Documents Book)History of Shit (Documents Book) by Dominique Laporte
Buy new: $13.50 / Used from: $10.95
Looks like more referance for an insightful paper!
Blame It on the Dog: A Modern History of the FartBlame It on the Dog: A Modern History of the Fart by Jim Dawson
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $0.01
I have purchased this for a friend. I like the litte puggy on the cover. As a pug owner I can say that is the PERFECT dog to put on a book about farts since our pug does STINKIES. Clear the room! BONUS: he also likes eating crap!
Walter the Farting DogWalter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle
Buy new: $9.32 / Used from: $0.01
So speaking of farting dogs... these books are awesome! I think I love them especially because I own a farting dog (well, the pug farts but his just stink). My OTHER dog actually gets a nervous tummy when he's stressed (and almost anything stresses him) and he will just fart and fart. And they are FUNNY farts, not stinky just long, noisy poots. Pretty funny.
Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series) by Taro Gomi
Buy new: $7.95 / Used from: $2.99
We'll segway into the children's books with Walter, and then THIS classic. Everybody knows Everybody Poops. Classic children's literature.
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts (My Body Science)The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts (My Body Science) by Shinta Cho
Buy new: $7.95 / Used from: $3.10
Of course Everybody Farts as well, but maybe that would be plagerism to use that title?
The Long Journey of Mister Poop / El gran viaje del Señor Caca (Spanish and English Edition)The Long Journey of Mister Poop / El gran viaje del Señor Caca (Spanish and English Edition) by Angèle Delaunois
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $7.82
I NEED to get this book. I would vote THIS the best poop book for kids EVER, just from the title and the cover illustration (a poop with legs! I want one!)
It Hurts When I Poop!: A Story for Children Who Are Scared to Use the PottyIt Hurts When I Poop!: A Story for Children Who Are Scared to Use the Potty by Howard J., M.D. Bennett
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $8.58
Fiber? Ever hear of it?
Poop Hurts!Poop Hurts! by Flavia Norman
Buy new: $17.32 / Used from: $16.43
OK, if you have to buy 2 books about poop hurting for your children - suggestion #1 - make your kids eat some whole grains and some fruit #2 maybe talk to your pediatrician.
Dino Poop & Other Remarkable Remains Of The PastDino Poop & Other Remarkable Remains Of The Past
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $0.01
Kids are potty trained now? Move them along to reading about poop from a more educational standpoint - kids love learning especially if it involves dinosaurs and poop!
Jurassic Poop: What Dinosaurs (and Others) Left BehindJurassic Poop: What Dinosaurs (and Others) Left Behind by Jacob Berkowitz
Buy new: $6.95 / Used from: $3.98
Kids just can't get ehough of those wacky dinosaurs and their poop.
Poop: A Natural History of the Unmentionable (Bccb Blue Ribbon Nonfiction Book Award (Awards))Poop: A Natural History of the Unmentionable (Bccb Blue Ribbon Nonfiction Book Award (Awards)) by Nicola Davies
Buy used from: $1.51
Teach kids age 3-5 about poop from animals that are not extinct with this book (it must be good it won an award!)
Poop-Eaters: Dung Beetles in the Food Chain (Fact Finders)Poop-Eaters: Dung Beetles in the Food Chain (Fact Finders) by Prischmann
Buy new: $18.67 / Used from: $10.00
Dung beetles rock! Enough said.
The Truth About PoopThe Truth About Poop by Susan E. Goodman
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $3.79
AKA: The Poop on Poop
Where's the Poop?Where's the Poop? by Julie Markes
Buy new: $7.91 / Used from: $4.03
Sounds like a party game waiting to happen!
What Shat That?: A Pocket Guide to Poop IdentityWhat Shat That?: A Pocket Guide to Poop Identity by Matt Pagett
Buy new: $9.32 / Used from: $12.24
Again, maybe a fun game to play with your kids or fellow poo enthusiasts on a nature walk? Wait, is that HUMAN feces?
Zen of FartingZen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan
Buy new: $9.56 / Used from: $0.01
Oooooh, I want. Love the cover (if he's not careful he could also experience "poo-phoria").
The Official Turd Book: A Bathroom Guide to Poop, Squat, Crap, Dookie, and Butt NuggetsThe Official Turd Book: A Bathroom Guide to Poop, Squat, Crap, Dookie, and Butt Nuggets by Melvin Samples
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $28.70
Haven't read this one.
Farts: A Spotter's GuideFarts: A Spotter's Guide by Crai S. Bower
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $33.54
Haven't read it.
Poop Pandemic!  The Ultimate Weapon of Mass HysteriaPoop Pandemic! The Ultimate Weapon of Mass Hysteria by Tork Beavis
Buy new: $9.31 / Used from: $6.75
I have not read this, and I think it's more about how NOT to get diseases from touching/consuming poo. There is also a website (poorly designed but looks like it has lots of articles on it). I'll be looking into it.
The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It MattersThe Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters by Rose George
Buy new: $17.16 / Used from: $6.25
Waste matter matters a lot. They need to make a book out of toilet paper so you can read it and then wipe your butt (page a day calander idea anyone?)
Chicken Poop in My BowlChicken Poop in My Bowl by John M. Irvin
Buy new: $7.95 / Used from: $3.92
I like the name - obviously a spoof on "Chicken Soup for the Soul". There are a few others in the series and they look cute but I have not read them.
My Lip Stuff- Dog Poop, TubeMy Lip Stuff- Dog Poop, Tube
Buy new: $3.00
AWESOME. Awesome. Does it taste like dog poop? I am intrigued...
Uncle John's Unsinkable Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)Uncle John's Unsinkable Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader) by Bathroom Readers' Institute
Buy new: $12.89 / Used from: $7.10
Any of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series are really good. I own a bunch of these. They are more FOR reading on the toilet, sometimes the info is bathroom related, but they are chock full of funny facts, trivia, and stories. they even break up the stories by length, so if it's a pit-stop, choose the one page, if it's going to be a long one, try reading a few 3 pagers!
Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader Calendar 2009 (Original Page a Day Calendars)Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader Calendar 2009 (Original Page a Day Calendars) by Bathroom Readers' Institute
Buy used from: $999.99
Since I love Uncle John's so much, I would buy this calander if you are in need of a page a day!
Bathroom Humor Page-A-Day Die-Cut  Calendar 2009 (Page a Day Die Cut Calendars)Bathroom Humor Page-A-Day Die-Cut Calendar 2009 (Page a Day Die Cut Calendars) by Workman Publishing Company
Buy used from: $16.24
I bought this one. It was cheep but still kind of lame. Only funny stuff is really the lists of movie titles that sound like bathroom humor (like "A Mighty Wind" and I think "Fire Down Below" was one). Also a few listings of funny terms for taking a poo. But those account for only maybe 20 pages of 365. :(
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost ArtHow to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art by Kathleen Meyer
Buy new: $8.60 / Used from: $0.01
I will say I don't need a book to do this. If you're really curious about it, buy the book. Here's my advice - make sure pants are down, squat, squeeze, and pinch. DO NOT use Poison Ivy to wipe.
How to shit in the Woods, German EditionHow to shit in the Woods, German Edition by Kathleen Meyer
Buy used from: $10.94
If you REALLY need a book to s**t in the woods, I think you may need 2 books to make it totally clear. You are in luck, there ARE 2 books devoted to this topic.
Up Shit Creek: A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet MisadventuresUp Shit Creek: A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures by Joe Lindsay
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $0.01
Here's the book where you share your failed attempts at s**tting in the woods. Then you go buy the 2 books to learn how to do it right.
Toilets of the WorldToilets of the World by Morna E. Gregory
Buy new: $13.22 / Used from: $2.53
I just love a book devoted to toilets.
Shitting Pretty: how to stay clean and healthy while travelingShitting Pretty: how to stay clean and healthy while traveling by Dr Jane Wilson-Howarth
Buy new: $12.95 / Used from: $1.16
I like the name! Once you read all about the toliets of the world in the previous book, now you can learn how to safely use them!
2009 Toilets of the World Wall Calendar (Grid Calendar)2009 Toilets of the World Wall Calendar (Grid Calendar) by Author
Buy used from: $40.98
I would buy this - in fact, mental note, get this for 2010! (also, if you have used both the prior books, you can fondly remember your journeys throughout the year with this!)
Shit (It Happens)Shit (It Happens) by Sara O'Melley
Buy used from: $2.61
Wow, I have NO idea what this book is about. There is literally NO info in the amazon listing. Well, it has the word s**t in it so I'll leave it.
The Little Book of Crap No. 2 (Vol 2)The Little Book of Crap No. 2 (Vol 2) by Dr. Neil Manson
Buy new: $5.99 / Used from: $3.42
Hm - not sure if it's all about "crap" or just "random crap". If you are childlike you may not like it as it got a review from "A Kid" which says "this book sucks dont read it"
Diarrhea (Telford Press Series)Diarrhea (Telford Press Series)
Buy new: $139.00 / Used from: $27.94
This would be like the diamond ring or "christmas car" kind of gift to buy for the true poop afficianado - or your Dr. friends. Look at that price! 249.95? It is indeed about diarrhea. It MUST be good to cost that much, but also you may want to have a Ph.D to understand it as it seems to be a medical referance book. It did get great reviews on Amazon.