Product Description

Hap Collins, chicken plant guard, saves a young woman. However, no good deed goes unpunished when he takes his best friend Leonard on a Caribbean cruise. Misbehaving at a lobster dinner, the two are abandoned in Mexico, where Leonard is saved from armed attackers by a geriatric fisherman and his lovely daughter-currently involved with a Mexican mobster and a practicing nudist. Trying for once to stay out of other people's business, Hap returns to East Texas but is overwhelmed when he learns of the senorita's murder. Not taking it lying down, he and Leonard return to Mexico to even the score.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #1167888 in Books
• Published on: 2003-01
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 336 pages

From Publishers Weekly
Edgar-winner Lansdale's (The Bottoms) fifth Hap and Leonard mystery marvel is sure to keep you laughing amid the carnage. No good deed goes unpunished, especially when Hap Collins becomes a reluctant hero down in East Texas while working as a security guard for a chicken plant. After rescuing a local girl from a savage beating, Hap receives a big reward. Problem is while on the outs with his girlfriend, Brett he decides to use some of the reward money on a sea cruise shared with his best friend, Leonard Pine. After all, the closest Hap's family had ever come to a cruise "was a rowboat down the Sabine River with a fishing pole." So off to the Caribbean the fearless pair go, only to run smack dab into the usual heap of trouble. Not only does the food stink, but on their first tourist stop to check out some Mayan ruins, they miss the boat back to the ship. Stranded in Playa del Carmen, they run into muggers and, aided by a mysterious old fisherman and his troubled daughter, get caught in a sticky web of intrigue, violence and chicanery. As the body count mounts, they find no place is safe, not even East Texas. The two friends ultimately go back to Mexico to take care of some business they're not apt to soon forget. Lansdale's quick wit is in top form, and his raunchy, sometimes ridiculous and yet so lovable heroes continue to amuse. Take this one along on your next cruise.

Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information, Inc.

From Booklist
Hap Collins is guarding chickens at a poultry plant when he saves the life of the plant owner's daughter. As a reward, the grateful father sends Hap on a luxury cruise for two to Mexico. Because Brett, the love of Hap's life, isn't speaking to him, Hap takes his best buddy, Leonard Pine, the genre's only gay, black, tough-guy sidekick. Left behind in Mexico when they miss a ferry, the friends are assaulted and Leonard is stabbed. An old Mexican fisherman nurses Leonard back to health while his daughter entertains Hap. Feeling indebted to their guardian angels, the pair attempts to help the fisherman out of a little trouble with a loan shark. When things go horribly wrong, Hap and Leonard embark on a deadly mission of revenge. Lansdale's latest isn't up to The Bottoms [BKL Je 1 & 15 00], his Edgar-winning stand-alone thriller, but it's typical Hap-and-Leonard fare, which means it's funny, violent, peppered with profanity, oozing testosterone, and ultimately very satisfying. The repartee between Hap and Leonard tramples all over any standard of political correctness, but it's full of wit and outrageously entertaining. Wes Lukowsky
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Review
It's terrific news that Joe Lansdale came to publicise his new April paperback Captains Outrageous, and the reissues of Freezer Burn, Mucho Mojo and Rumble Tumble which are released the same month. Joe arrived on Monday 27 April, to do media interviews and events from Tuesday 28 April until Thursday 1 May.Friday 2 May and Saturday 3 May he spent with his wife and daughter who are also coming over with him. General PressThe Sunday Times- a travel piece by Joe for Confession of a Tourist.The Word - review in the May issueFHM- review confirmed for their June issueCity Life (Manchester)- interview in their April issue, will also flag up eventat Waterstones of course.The List - review confirmedNew Books.mag- review confirmedIndependent on Sunday - reviewThe Times- reviewBooks magazine- review confirmed Specialist PressSleaze Nation - review confirmed for May 2003 issue,Bizarre- review confirmed for May 2003 plus interview for their websiteVox n Roll - Q and A interview for their April issueShots - interviewCrime Times- interview for a Joe Lansdale Crime Time special!Jockey Slut - review confirmed for their June edition RadioLBC Dave Preever Show- interview confirmed for 1 MayBBC Radio Sheffield - reviewed on Evening ShowBBC Radio Newcastle - live interview on Julia Hankin Show confirmed 29 AprilBBC GMR Late Show - interview confirmed, 28 April. Regional PressManchester Evening News- another interview with Joe timed to highlight the Waterstones event to run on 25 AprilNottingham Evening PressMetro (Northern Edition) -Q and A interview confirmed to run 28 April InternetTeletext online- interview for features pages to go live 1 MayPlus interview on the Shots website Eventsinclude a signing in MURDER ONE on Wednesday 29 April at 12.30pm. Plus a reading and signing at Waterstones in Manchester on Tuesday 29 April at 6.30pm.And a Vox 'n' Roll event at the Mini Bar on 30th April at 9pm. All welcome! Central London bookshop signings - 30th April and 1 May.Waterstones TrafalgarSquareBooks Etc Victoria PlaceWaterstones Kensington High StWaterstones Notting Hill GateWaterstones PiccadillyHatchards PiccadillyWaterstones CamdenWaterstones IslingtonWaterstones Oxford St Kirsty is held an inhouse lunch on Thursday 1 May at Soho House. And we also held a small greet and eat before the Vox n Roll event on Wednesday 30 April for a few booksellers and journalists at Granita in Islington. "Truly a pleasure to read, Joe Lansdale's latest Hapand Leonard novel is a roller-coaster ride of action, fun and thriller that'll beat the pants off anything else you'll read this month."WATERSTONES BOOKSQUARTERLY "A violent romp lightened by shots of humour"SUNDAY HERALD "Wacky characters and wackier dialogue make for a chucklesome read." FHM "Well written and a damn good story... a ripping yarn. Looks like your holiday reading's

Customer Reviews

What the "R." stand for...
What does the "R." in Joe R. Lansdale stand for? I've been reading this phenomenal East Texas writer for almost fifteen years now, and I still don't know. I suppose I could click the mouse a few times and get right back to you with the real answer, the right answer. But where's the fun in that? Isn't it better to imagine than it is to know? Back when I was a kid, when only dead flies were on the web, you didn't have any choice but to imagine. So here goes...

After reading Joe R. Lansdale's sixth Hap `n' Leonard novel, "Captains Outrageous," I'd guess the R. might stand for refreshingly-readable (sounds like something made by the Keebler elves). Then again, it could just as easily stand for rip-roarin'ly-raunchy or rhapsodically-R-rated. What I'm getting at is that reading a Joe R. Lansdale novel is like going river-rafting through the rapids or roller-skating on the roof. You're in for a wild ride whenever you pick up a Lansdale book, so you better make sure your seatbelt is good and fastened.

"Captains Outrageous" is maybe the wildest-plotted yet of the six novels comprising Lansdale's East Texas series starring Hap Collins and Leonard Pine. Hap and Leonard are two well-meaning ne'er-do-wells living in the small East Texas town of LaBorde. Hap is white and straight, Leonard black and gay, but they're the fastest of friends-brothers without the burden of family. And yet, for some reason, whenever they get together, trouble is never far behind.

This time out, Hap seems to have some good luck shine on him for once. While leaving his job as a security guard at a chicken plant one night, the martial-arts-savvy Hap successfully interrupts a rape/murder-in-progress. The would-be victim's father is well-to-do and insists on Hap accepting a ... reward for his chivalry.

With some money in the bank, eager for some time away from the chickens, Hap decides to take a vacation. And who better to ask along than his best friend Leonard? Hap's good luck begins to sour somewhere around the time he and Leonard get on the bad side of their budget cruise ship's buffet bouncer. They soon find themselves stranded somewhere in Mexico with no way to get home. Things get considerably more complicated after they're nearly murdered and then rescued by a machete-wielding fisherman and his bad news femme-fatale daughter. Hap `n' Leonard then get themselves embroiled in the dealings of a dangerous Mexican mobster who also happens to be a staunch nudist.

The wildness of plot and fierceness of humor that have become hallmarks of Lansdale's writing are out in full force in Captains Outrageous. Equally prevalent are the attention to character and richness of voice that keep Lansdale's books a few notches up from being merely entertaining (not that that's the worst of crimes).

Lansdale has always reminded me something of Mark Twain. Throw in bits and pieces of an old "Love Boat," some Hemingway à la "Old Man and the Sea," and you have an idea of what to expect from "Captains Outrageous." My only complaint is that the second half of the novel isn't nearly as inventive as the first. There's a restrictive symmetry to the book's revenge plot that makes the story arc more of a parabola than an ascending staircase. Still, "Captains Outrageous" is an immensely entertaining read. It's wildly funny, consistently well written, and deserves to earn Joe R. Lansdale new legions of fans.

You don't have to have read any of Lansdale's earlier Hap `n' Leonard novels to enjoy this one, but you'll definitely want to get caught up afterward. So if you happen to like your books entertaining and well written, you'd be remiss to miss out on this rare and rewarding writer.

Lives up to most of the hype
I was looking for a mystery with a comic touch and this delivered. It is my first Landsdale book and I plan to try others in the Collins and Pine series. I actually laughed out loud several times. The author keeps the story moving and even though the main characters have some superhero characteristics you can ignore that and sit back and enjoy the fast moving story. A realistic take on Mexico doesn't hurt. All in all a good read.

Hap and Leonard settle down?
Yeah right!

Another fantastic, can't put down tale from the master, Joe R. Lansdale. Brothers to the end, Hap and Leonard go on a vacation and ponder advancing age, life and love. Being Hap and Leonard you know that mayhem will have to follow. All the favorites are back for this one; Charlie, Hanson, Jim Bob Luke, Brett and even Bob the armadillo, and the mix is explosive, hilarious and so uniquely Lansdale.

You gotta read this book!