 | Painting Flowers on Rocks by Lin Wellford
Buy new: $22.99 / Used from: $2.95 The craft takes on a whole new meaning when you look at it through my eyes. Smooth rocks can be found near water...remember this.
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 | Good Breeding by Yann Arthus-Bertrand
Buy used from: $36.00 A coffee table book for the sick and twisted. I must have it...please honey sugar-muffin, I'll take really good care of it.
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 | Ventriloquism Made Easy: How to Talk to Your Hand Without Looking Stupid! Second Edition by Paul Stadelman
Buy new: $10.95 / Used from: $8.58 um...you spelt stupid wrong in the title. That can't possibly be on purpose?
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 | Lost in the Woods - Syd Barrett & the Pink Floyd by Julian Palacios
Buy used from: $52.92 It happens to the best of 'em.
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 | Sex, Priests, And Power: Anatomy Of A Crisis by A.W. Richard Sipe
Buy new: $27.95 / Used from: $0.70 Lock the sons o' beaches up and throw away the key already. (profanity is not allowed in my comments, amazon's automatic security messenger tells me on the barren white screen.)
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 | Star Wars 12 Month Classic Yoda by Golden Turtle
Buy used from: $69.60 *Everyone* can use a calendar. Marking the boxes with red "x"s for every day you are closer to death can produce quite a nice bout of existential angst.
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 | The Science of Illusions by Jacques Ninio
Buy new: $21.80 / Used from: $3.99 Not a book for the faint of heart...or the *truly* insane. Be careful comrades.
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 | Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $1.60 I actually own this own...a brilliant PG13 film.
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 | The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $6.72 The sad thing is, I own the majority of items on this list in real life. I just pretend I'm insane here. Really.
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 | A Practical Introduction to Phonetics by J. C. Catford
Buy used from: $8.88 It is practical. It can also offer a bit of fun with pad and paper by your side.
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 | Stochastic Differential and Difference Equations (Progress in Systems and Control Theory) by Imre Csiszar
Buy new: $198.00 / Used from: $90.40 A real page turner. I couldn't put it down.
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 | A Volcano in My Tummy: Helping Children to Handle Anger by Eliane Whitehouse
Buy new: $10.76 / Used from: $8.90 My husband tells me I have a bit of a temper. My parents never bought this book for me. I blame them for the volcano that has been erupting in my tummy for 31 years.
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 | Little Miss Giggles by Roger Hargreaves
Buy new: $3.99 / Used from: $0.01 It truly can be an amusing pasttime, this thing called life.
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 | Fast Girls: Teenage Tribes and the Myth of the Slut by Emily White
Buy used from: $0.01 We're all grown up now, we can write books...watch out you little self-righteous tattle tails.
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 | When I Was Cruel by Elvis Costello
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.30 If anyone can get your through a rough moment, it's this man. I'd give an appendage to play in his yard.
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 | Tales of the Weirrd by Ralph Steadman
Buy new: $13.57 / Used from: $6.94 Another man who can make a world of indifference.
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 | Heart on the Left: Poems 1953-1984 by Adrian Mitchell
Buy used from: $98.70 K-rist, this is the third man I depend on in times of woe. Who woulda thunk?
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 | Making Puppets Come Alive: How to Learn and Teach Hand Puppetry (Dover Craft Books) by Larry Engler
Buy new: $11.01 / Used from: $6.59 Ok, forget the men...this is where stability can truly be restored to one's person.
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 | Peanut Butter and Jelly: A Play Rhyme
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $1.09 It's not considered proper for an insane person to *eat* peanut butter but I see no harm in reading about it.
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 | A Picture Book of Thomas Jefferson (Picture Book Biography) by David A. Adler
Buy new: $6.95 / Used from: $0.01 If you're looking for that *perfect* gift for George Dubya Bush...this is it.
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 | The Hollywood Book of Death: The Bizarre, Often Sordid, Passings of More than 125 American Movie and TV Idols by James Parish
Buy new: $11.53 / Used from: $4.99 Scandal, intrigue, complete and utter debauchery...yeah for Hollywood!
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 | Endangered Pleasures: In Defense of Naps, Bacon, Martinis, Profanity, and Other Indulgences by Barbara Holland
Buy new: $11.07 / Used from: $0.01 If I was a lesbian, I'd sleep with this woman simply for writing this book.
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 | Dr. Seuss's ABC (I Can Read It All By Myself Beginner Books) by Dr. Seuss
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.01 When things get *really* bad and you need to get back to the basics.
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 | Who's Peeking? (A Sliding Surprise Book) by Charles Reasoner
Buy used from: $0.01 When things get *really* *really* rough and words just look like scrambled bits of ink blots. Or, if you're just a l'il paranoid and need reassurance you're not alone.
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 | Mr. Happy (Mr. Men and Little Miss) by Roger Hargreaves
Buy new: $3.99 / Used from: $0.40 Seriously folks - these books are an excellent cure for all that ails ya. I have the entire Mr. Men & Little Miss Library.
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