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Christmas survival guide
By an Amazon.com customer
A Christmas Story (Two-Disc Special Edition)A Christmas Story (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy used from: $8.30
This is viewing material EVERYONE can agree on for a change. Except boring people with bad senses of humor.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas!How the Grinch Stole Christmas! by Dr. Seuss
Buy new: $8.97 / Used from: $0.01
The only disappointment was that the Grinch gave everything back in the end... Poo!
The Polar ExpressThe Polar Express by Chris Van Allsburg
Buy new: $9.47 / Used from: $2.91
No child should be deprived of this wonderful holiday classic
Knitting Without Tears: Basic Techniques and Easy-to-Follow Directions for Garments to Fit All SizesKnitting Without Tears: Basic Techniques and Easy-to-Follow Directions for Garments to Fit All Sizes by Elizabeth Zimmermann
Buy new: $12.20 / Used from: $7.00
Knit a scarf for Grandma. Or perhaps a kleenex box cover.
Family Estrangements: How They Begin, How to Mend Them, How to Cope with ThemFamily Estrangements: How They Begin, How to Mend Them, How to Cope with Them by Barbara LeBey
Buy new: $10.16 / Used from: $0.67
Pre-holiday reading material for those who must mingle with extended families and in-laws.
Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask KitRejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit
To ensure that your face looks its very best for the holidays! There's also a total creep-factor going on here...
Brita 35034 2-Gallon UltraMax Water Filtration DispenserBrita 35034 2-Gallon UltraMax Water Filtration Dispenser
Because Grandma's tap water sucks.
The Original Mad Libs 1The Original Mad Libs 1 by Roger Price
Buy new: $3.99 / Used from: $0.01
Mad Libs are a MUST for any intelligent, creative group of people traveling within the same automobile. This will ensure an amiable car trip to Grandma's.
Mad mad mad mad mad libsMad mad mad mad mad libs by Roger Price
Buy new: $3.99 / Used from: $0.01
More mad libs. For the ride back. (These, apparently, are EXTRA mad, which is handy, since everyone will be grumpy because the excitement of the holidays has passed.)
Mr. Beer Premium Edition Home Microbrewery SystemMr. Beer Premium Edition Home Microbrewery System
Buy new: $41.21
For Dad. (and everyone who hates Christmas)
CORDLESS CANDLECORDLESS CANDLE
Buy new: $7.98
Portable Christmas cheer. Place one in every front window of your house, and you'll instantly appear to the neighbors as though you enjoy the holiday season.
poinsetttia - Shower Curtainpoinsetttia - Shower Curtain
A festive shower curtain to spice up your morning hygenic tasks.
Toro 1800 18-Inch 12 Amp Electric Curve Snow Thrower #38025Toro 1800 18-Inch 12 Amp Electric Curve Snow Thrower #38025
Buy new: $299.00 / Used from: $283.99
Apparently, snow-blowers are now called snow-throwers. Still quite necessary, nonetheless.