This is compiled by the brother and sister team Ross and Kathryn Petras. They've managed to capture gaffes, politician-speak-and just plain old stupidity. There's an ad for a major electronics company that offers "Free Shipping with any purchase when you pick it up at the store!" Or the time Philadelphia mayor Frank Rizzo was getting grief for hiring his brother to be fire commissioner and he said, "Whaddaya mean nepotism? He's my brother!"

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Product Description

Our perennially bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day Calendar returns with a hilarious year of malapropisms, gaffes, politician-speak, and plain ol’ jaw-dropping stupidity. The corporate: “Free shipping with any purchase when you pick it up at the store.” (BestBuy.com) The Freudian: “As I was telling my hus—as I was telling President Bush.” (Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice) The patently clueless: “Whaddaya mean nepotism? He’s my brother!” (Philadelphia mayor Frank Rizzo, after hiring his brother as fire commissioner) Plus perplexing newspaper headlines, weird menu items, and questionable government logic.

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Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #1020846 in Books
• Published on: 2006-06-01
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Calendar
• 370 pages

About the Author
Kathryn and Ross Petras, brother and sister, are great curators of quotes whose The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar has more than 3 million copies in print. Kathryn Petras with her husband in Manhattan.

Ross and Kathryn Petras, brother and sister, are great curators of quotes whose The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar has more than 3 million copies in print. Ross Petras lives with his family in New Jersey

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Customer Reviews

Daily Laugh
These guys do a great job of finding funny quotes. I buy this calendar every year and my friends like getting it as a gift, too.

A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
If you like to smile, buy this calendar. I get one every year. These quotes will have you laughing out loud (and it's delightful to know others share my "foot-in-mouth disease"). Kudos once again to Ross & Kathryn Petras for a job well done! Thank you.

Pitifully late delivery
I ordered this before Christmas. Now I am told it won't be shipped until March 10. This is terrible service -- for a simple item, and evasive notification, and there is no site location to contact Amazon. The fun has been lost. What is going on? I don't want to receive a 2007 calendar half way through the year. Get your act in order! This will be the last time I order ANYTHING from Amazon for a LOOOOOOOONG time. Disgusted, JRC