 | How to Kill a Dragon: Aspects of Indo-European Poetics by Calvert Watkins
Buy new: $30.88 / Used from: $24.90 If you're going to kill a dragon you don't want to just go in blindly. You must study the art of it.
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 | The Draconomicon (Dungeons & Dragons d20 3.5 Fantasy Roleplaying) by Andy Collins
Buy new: $23.97 / Used from: $12.00 Know thine enemy!
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 | Herpetology: An Introductory Biology of Amphibians and Reptiles, Second Edition by George R. Zug
Buy new: $76.45 / Used from: $50.50 Think you can just run out and shoot a dragon in the balls with your crossbow? Do you even know where a dragon's balls are? Or how to tell if the dragon has balls? Read this, tough guy.
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 | Dragonslayer
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $4.49 This is like taking a telecourse in kiling dragons.
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 | Reign of Fire
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $3.48 This is good if you are planning on designing a fireproof dragon-fighting vehicle.
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 | Spirit Of America Hard Hat #E-2RW-SOA
Buy new: $29.99 Now that you've studied up on dragons and how to kill them, you're going to need some equipment. This will protect your gourd and make a patriotic statement to boot.
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 | Workrite Flame Resistant Nomex Insulated Parka
If the dragon can't set you on fire, that's good for you, bad for him.
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 | Flame Retardant Oven Mitt, 17 inches
Buy new: $3.19 You'll want two of these, one for each hand. Unless you have a hook, then you'll only want one.
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 | 250-lb. Crossbow
A good crossbow can put a hurtin on a dragon. This bad boy has a 250lb draw weight to punch through that tough heathen hide the dragon wears.
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 | Full Tang Black Samurai Sword - Daito
Amazon is pretty limited in the sword department, but I think these will do. And you want a full tang. It sucks to stick a mighty Orm and have the damn handle break off yer sword.
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 | The Official SAT Study Guide by The College Board
Buy new: $11.97 / Used from: $3.99 Now you need some skills. Dragons are smart, darn smart. You need to be smarter. Here's a good jumping off point.
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 | Anti-Aircraft Artillery by Ian V Hogg
Buy new: $26.19 / Used from: $30.84 Dragons fly and it wouldn't hurt to familiarize yourself with how to take 'em out of the sky.
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 | Ultralight Airmanship: How to Master the Air in an Ultralight (Ultralight Aviation Series) by Jack Lambie
Buy new: $11.96 / Used from: $5.84 Going at 'em on their own turf is something dragons never expect. Plus, you don't need a license to fly these, so the government won't be sticking their nose in your business.
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 | Home Workshop Explosives, Second Edition by Uncle Fester
Buy new: $13.60 / Used from: $13.31 I don't even remember how many times a homemade hand grenade with a tungsten-alloy switch saved my bacon. Make sure you get the second edition.
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 | Cosmic Telepathy: A How-To Guide To Mental Telepathy by T. Lobsang Rampa
Buy new: $25.00 / Used from: $19.87 Dragons are always throwing that telepathy trash around. Beat 'em at their own game I always say. No really, I'm always saying that.
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 | The Virgin Suicides
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $3.25 Dragons like blonde virgins with great big cans. Amazon doesn't sell those, so you're on your own if the beef doesn't do the trick.
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 | Kill It & Grill It: A Guide to Preparing and Cooking Wild Game and Fish by Ted Nugent
Buy new: $14.93 / Used from: $2.70 Maybe you'll get lucky.
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