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Shall We Gather at the GardenShall We Gather at the Garden by Kevin L. Donihe
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $4.50
They don't sell phone books on Amazon
The Greatest Fucking Moment In SportsThe Greatest Fucking Moment In Sports by Kevin L. Donihe
Buy new: $8.95 / Used from: $10.08
so I'm putting Kevin Donihe's books on this list instead.
Grape CityGrape City by Kevin, L Donihe
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $11.05
Do you realize how a phone book distributed in a small county
Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)Ocean of Lard (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17) by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $10.75 / Used from: $9.92
is a rare item, even a treat to the collector?
Bare Bone #8Bare Bone #8
Buy used from: $24.56
Kevin Donihe edits Bare Bone. This is the latest issue and the first I've picked up. Very impressive.
The Unauthorized WomanThe Unauthorized Woman by Efrem Emerson
Buy new: $10.95 / Used from: $11.36
Amazon only carries those Donihe books, so here's a collection from Efrem Emerson. These books (especially this one)
The Steel Breakfast Era: The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection (Eraserhead Double #3)The Steel Breakfast Era: The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection (Eraserhead Double #3) by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $12.55 / Used from: $5.49
deserve a lot more publicity...
Sea of the Patchwork Cats  (Avant Punk Book Club)Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Avant Punk Book Club) by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $4.98
which is why I'm asking you
Last Burn in HellLast Burn in Hell by John Edward Lawson
Buy used from: $7.95
to call everyone
Angel Dust ApocalypseAngel Dust Apocalypse by Jeremy Robert Johnson
Buy new: $8.76 / Used from: $6.15
in your local phonebook
Extinction JournalsExtinction Journals by Jeremy Robert Johnson
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $6.42
because Amazon doesn't carry the damn things
Siren PromisedSiren Promised by Jeremy Robert Johnson; Alan M. Clark
Buy new: $45.00 / Used from: $45.00
and I can't do this myself.
Solo PianoSolo Piano
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $6.39
Now put this album on
GlassworksGlassworks
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $7.99
and ask yourself...
Glass: Violin concertoGlass: Violin concerto
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What would happen
Philip Glass - Songs from Liquid DaysPhilip Glass - Songs from Liquid Days by Philip Glass
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $2.20
if Philip Glass (minimalist composer)
In The ZoneIn The Zone by Britney Spears
Buy new: $8.97 / Used from: $0.01
dated Britney Spears?
...Baby One More Time [ENHANCED CD]...Baby One More Time [ENHANCED CD] by Britney Spears
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Perhaps they'd have a baby,
Oops!... I Did It AgainOops!... I Did It Again by Britney Spears
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Britney fancies umbrella-handle abortions.
Greatest Hits: My PrerogativeGreatest Hits: My Prerogative by Britney Spears
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She wouldn't wear clothes like that
BritneyBritney
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if umbrellas weren't her "thing."
BegottenBegotten
Buy used from: $89.95
E.E. Merhige's children's story about God's happiness.
Lean on Me-Best of Bill WithersLean on Me-Best of Bill Withers by Bill Withers
Buy new: $8.97 / Used from: $4.80
I picked this album up the other day and fell in love. Authentic, timeless songwriting. Whether you take the list seriously or not, don't pass on this.
"This Is Our Punk-Rock," Thee Rusted Satellites Gather + Sing"This Is Our Punk-Rock," Thee Rusted Satellites Gather + Sing by Silver Mt Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band with Choir
Buy new: $16.98 / Used from: $6.45
I listened to this while cleaning my sink in the late hours between July 1st and 2nd, 2006.
Cemetery ManCemetery Man
Buy new: $7.49 / Used from: $3.38
Mr. Rupert reads phone books, but I bet he didn't buy them on Amazon.