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Famous Bachelors
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New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid ObserverNew Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer by Bill Maher
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Bill Maher says he'll never marry. Since he likes the sistahs, it would be nice if he'd consider marrying one, so that they don't have to be like Terry McMillan "waiting to exhale" and stuff.
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris FarleySaturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
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Maybe if he had lived longer, Chris Farley would have married.
Home Brewed: The Drew Carey StoryHome Brewed: The Drew Carey Story by Kathleen Tracy
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Drew Carey, if I read sources correctly
Waterbed HevWaterbed Hev by Heavy D
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Heavy D, if I read sources correctly. I hate that he's rapped homophobic lyrics and played homophobic roles. Let's hope he's not a self-loathing one.
Al PacinoAl Pacino by Lawrence Grobel
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Al Pacino
In Pursuit of JusticeIn Pursuit of Justice by Ralph Nader
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Ralph Nader
FactotumFactotum
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Matt Dillon
Rolling Stone Magazine, Issue 679, April 1994, Anthony Kiedis CoverRolling Stone Magazine, Issue 679, April 1994, Anthony Kiedis Cover
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Don't ask me how a cutie like Keidis could be single!
David Hackett Souter: Traditional Republican On The Rehnquist CourtDavid Hackett Souter: Traditional Republican On The Rehnquist Court by Tinsley E. Yarbrough
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Not all bachelors are gay. Souter had longtime, female partners, he just never married. Still, I'm surprised the powers-that-be never held that against him.
The Men Behind Def Jam: The Radical Rise of Russell Simmons And Rick Rubin (Omnibus Press)The Men Behind Def Jam: The Radical Rise of Russell Simmons And Rick Rubin (Omnibus Press) by Alex Ogg
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Rick Rubin. If he were gay, we'd call him "a bear."
Vincent Van Gogh: A BiographyVincent Van Gogh: A Biography by Julius Meier-Graefe
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Though talented, I wouldn't want any woman or man to suffer as van Gogh's spouse.
The Philosophy of Jean-Paul SartreThe Philosophy of Jean-Paul Sartre by Jean-Paul Sartre
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Jean-Paul Sartre had a longterm relationship with Simone de Beauvoir, but he never married.
Johannes Brahms: The SymphoniesJohannes Brahms: The Symphonies
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J. Brahms
Raja YogaRaja Yoga by Swami Vivekananda
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Supposedly, he hated effeminacy, so let's hope the Swami wasn't gay.
Vogue Presents Karl Lagerfeld: My Favorite SongsVogue Presents Karl Lagerfeld: My Favorite Songs by Various Artists
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Of course, I think Karl Lagerfeld is gay. However, NNDB lists him as "asexual."
Kitty Hawk - The Wright Brothers' Journey of Invention (Collector's Edition DVD)Kitty Hawk - The Wright Brothers' Journey of Invention (Collector's Edition DVD)
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The Wright brothers
President James Buchanan: A BiographyPresident James Buchanan: A Biography by Philip S. Klein
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This president is rumored to be gay, with the VP being his lover, but it hasn't been proven.
THE COURSE OF MY LIFE: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF EDWARD HEATHTHE COURSE OF MY LIFE: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF EDWARD HEATH by EDWARD HEATH
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This prime minister's sexual orientation is still disputed.
Love LizaLove Liza
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He has a female partner, but they're not married.
A Piece of the Mountain:The Story of Blaise PascalA Piece of the Mountain:The Story of Blaise Pascal by Joyce Mcpherson
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Blaise Pascal
The Jeffersons - The Complete Second SeasonThe Jeffersons - The Complete Second Season
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I only read once that Sherman Hemsley may be gay.
Famous Composers - Maurice RavelFamous Composers - Maurice Ravel
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Some list Ravel as asexual, but others say he was probably gay.
The Ocean Of Truth: The Story Of Sir Isaac NewtonThe Ocean Of Truth: The Story Of Sir Isaac Newton by Joyce McPherson
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My Spidey sense says he was gay, but I haven't heard others say that besides Derek Jarman.
Portrait of Meriwether Lewis (1774-1809) Engraved by Stuckland, the Analectic Magazine, 1815 Giclee Poster Print, 18x24Portrait of Meriwether Lewis (1774-1809) Engraved by Stuckland, the Analectic Magazine, 1815 Giclee Poster Print, 18x24
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Out Traveler Magazine wrote that he was gay, but surely he wasn't out.
Ed Koch Autographed Podium With The American Flag 8x10 PhotographEd Koch Autographed Podium With The American Flag 8x10 Photograph
Of course, I too think Koch is gay, but he denied it in big, bold headlines.
Toulouse-Lautrec, Henri DeToulouse-Lautrec, Henri De by Gerhard Gruitrooy
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Toulouse-Lautrec's stature may have hurt his wedding chances. Wee-Man has a girlfriend. Hopefully, today's little men are better off.
Beethoven: The Music and the LifeBeethoven: The Music and the Life by Lewis Lockwood
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Ludwig von Beethoven
The Essential Adam SmithThe Essential Adam Smith by Adam Smith
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Adam Smith
WWE - Andre the GiantWWE - Andre the Giant
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The source I read said Andr'e had a daughter, but never married before his death.
Billy Idol - Greatest HitsBilly Idol - Greatest Hits by Billy Idol
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According to NNDB, Billy has had many famous girlfriends, but never married.
The Life and Works of Frédéric ChopinThe Life and Works of Frédéric Chopin
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Chopin had a relationship with female author George Sand, but he never married, according to NNDB.
The Wisdom of Life (Dover Value Editions)The Wisdom of Life (Dover Value Editions) by Arthur Schopenhauer
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Some authors have interpreted Schopenhauer as misogynist.
Painting and the Journal of Eugene DelacroixPainting and the Journal of Eugene Delacroix by Michele Hannoosh
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I saw a documentary that said though Delacroix had some female lovers, he never married or had children.
Out of Bounds [VHS]Out of Bounds [VHS]
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NNDB and IMDB don't list A.M. Hall as being married. He dated M. Ringwald at one point.
ReflectionsReflections by Gianni Russo
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He dated Dionne Warwick for 12 years, but has no wife or kids.
Edgar Degas (Meet the Artist)Edgar Degas (Meet the Artist) by Melody S. Mis
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Edgar Degas never married. A documentary said he was anti-Semitic, so big thumbs down to him.
Edvard Munch: The Modern Life of the SoulEdvard Munch: The Modern Life of the Soul by Patricia Berman
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Munch had at least 2 female lovers, but he lived to be 80 and never married.
Gustave Courbet: Un peintre en liberte : biographie (Collection "Documents") (French Edition)Gustave Courbet: Un peintre en liberte : biographie (Collection "Documents") (French Edition) by Gilles Plazy
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He had an out-of-wedlock son, but never married.
The Letters of Sir Joshua Reynolds (Paul Mellon Centre for Studies in Britis)The Letters of Sir Joshua Reynolds (Paul Mellon Centre for Studies in Britis)
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Reynolds never married, but he did have one female lover whose portrait he produced.
George Eastman : A BiographyGeorge Eastman : A Biography by Elizabeth Brayer
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Though he made millions, the founder of Kodak never married. A video documentary said he loved a widow, but I still wonder if there was gayness there that couldn't be expressed in the times of Oscar Wilde.