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Conspiracies Involving Wheelchair Rabbit-People
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In The ZoneIn The Zone by Britney Spears
Buy new: $8.97 / Used from: $0.01
My favorite.
Last Burn in HellLast Burn in Hell by John Edward Lawson
Buy used from: $7.95
John Edward Lawson is also in the zone.
Now That's What I Call Music! 4Now That's What I Call Music! 4 by Backstreet Boys
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $0.75
A few weak tracks, but worth owning.
Angel Dust ApocalypseAngel Dust Apocalypse by Jeremy Robert Johnson
Buy new: $8.76 / Used from: $6.15
Jeremy Robert Johnson will do things to you no "NOW" compilation ever will.
UnleashedUnleashed by Bow Wow
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $0.01
The baby rapper unleashed.
The Baby Jesus Butt PlugThe Baby Jesus Butt Plug by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $7.95 / Used from: $7.16
The baby Jesus unleashed.
It's Not About the Bike: My Journey Back to LifeIt's Not About the Bike: My Journey Back to Life by Lance Armstrong
Buy new: $10.20 / Used from: $0.01
Lance Armstrong WAS the best...
The Greatest Fucking Moment In SportsThe Greatest Fucking Moment In Sports by Kevin L. Donihe
Buy new: $8.95 / Used from: $10.08
...until Donihe rode along...
Mortal KombatMortal Kombat
Buy new: $5.49 / Used from: $0.85
Mortal Kombat's absence from that list of the 100 greatest films demonstrates the corruption (and bias) of the American Film Institute
Beluga Whales (WorldLife Library Series)Beluga Whales (WorldLife Library Series) by Tony Martin
Buy used from: $4.02
You tell me.
William Shakespeare: The Complete Works, Deluxe EditionWilliam Shakespeare: The Complete Works, Deluxe Edition by William Shakespeare
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $9.85
Known for that line..."Shake it like a salt shaker."
The Seventh Seal - Criterion CollectionThe Seventh Seal - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $29.99 / Used from: $20.99
Death isn't so bad. Just play some chess with him.
Berserker (Aliens)Berserker (Aliens) by Paul Mendoza
Buy used from: $13.59
I read quite a few Aliens mass market paperbacks many years ago and still regret selling them. Someone should mail them to me...starting with Berserker.
Jesus of NazarethJesus of Nazareth
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $13.97
Zero stars for zero boobs.
DEWALT DW718 Heavy-Duty 15 Amp 12-Inch Dual Bevel Sliding Compound Miter SawDEWALT DW718 Heavy-Duty 15 Amp 12-Inch Dual Bevel Sliding Compound Miter Saw
Buy new: Too low to display
Speaking of boobs, here's a power tool.
In Search of Health & Happiness: A Practical ApproachIn Search of Health & Happiness: A Practical Approach by Gandi R. Rajender
Buy new: $14.95 / Used from: $6.91
Don't worry. This bleezie is just 'fessin.
Advil Solubilized Ibuprofen, 200 mg, Liquid Filled Capsules 180 liqui-gelsAdvil Solubilized Ibuprofen, 200 mg, Liquid Filled Capsules 180 liqui-gels
Take a box of these before watching the evening news.
The Lorax [Region 2]The Lorax [Region 2]
The Lorax is not only a great story, it's also a great cartoon.
Shark Tale (Widescreen Edition)Shark Tale (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $4.40
Avoid this at all costs. Not even Will Smith could salvage this junk. Belongs at the bottom of the sea.
Spider PieSpider Pie by Alyssa Sturgill
Buy new: $9.85 / Used from: $7.92
Spider Pie, on the other hand, belongs in your head. Read it.
The Metamorphosis (Bantam Classics)The Metamorphosis (Bantam Classics) by Franz Kafka
Buy new: $5.95 / Used from: $0.83
What flavor Ben and Jerry's ice cream do you think Kafka would have preferred?
Cry from the MountainCry from the Mountain
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VHS and mountain lions go hand in hand.
Calphalon Complements Nylon Large SpatulaCalphalon Complements Nylon Large Spatula
For the pancakes.
GlassworksGlassworks
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $7.99
A great introduction to Philip Glass and minimalism.
The Bizarro Starter Kit  (Orange)The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange) by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $8.00 / Used from: $5.54
Alright, if you've made it this far, this anthology was compiled for you.