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Buddha You, Buddha Me
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Sitting Buddha - Style 37910Sitting Buddha - Style 37910
Buy new: $13.99
There are about a bazillion of these out there, and Amazon.com has a fair portion of the total, so enjoy yourself picking just the right one.
Six Buddhas of Happiness, Wealth and ProsperitySix Buddhas of Happiness, Wealth and Prosperity
One for every room, just about.
Buddha PendantBuddha Pendant
Buy new: $20.95
Sling the Big Boy around your neck, and you are juiced in for a milennium or two.
Buddha ThemeBuddha Theme
Yes, exactly what you want to have as you sling those electrons.
Answer Me BuddhaAnswer Me Buddha
If your Magic Eight Ball or Answer Me Jesus fail you, here's your eastern mystical alternative.
Buddha Buddha Bank - PeaceBuddha Buddha Bank - Peace
Buy new: $20.30
A striking Mao-like, sort of war protester, sort of divine little PowerPuff Girl inflected destination for the coins you should be putting in the priests' begging bowls.
Buddha Clock Hog Wild We Choose ColorBuddha Clock Hog Wild We Choose Color
What time is it? Just take a look at the navel of the universe.
BUDDHA PENCIL TOPPERSBUDDHA PENCIL TOPPERS
Yes, he will help you through your math homework.
Buddha Bless America Bumper StickerBuddha Bless America Bumper Sticker
Given our current economy, environment, state of ethics and morals, and political leadership, I think this is a pretty wise option.
Fortune Buddha Celebriduck Limited Edition Collectible Rubber DuckFortune Buddha Celebriduck Limited Edition Collectible Rubber Duck
Very strange, and borderline blasphemous.
Buddha Card HolderBuddha Card Holder
Buy new: $35.00
What better way to have the eternal embodiment of all enlightment and being serve you and just you?
Buddha....a Tv SeriesBuddha....a Tv Series
My favorite episode is the one where he has the car accident, with wacky results!
Buddha Lantern Fun Party String Lights (SJ)Buddha Lantern Fun Party String Lights (SJ)
Buy new: $8.00
It's not a party unless Buddha is lit!
Buddha Pop Art - Poster - Framing OptionsBuddha Pop Art - Poster - Framing Options
The sad, sad, ugly legacy of Warhol.
Buddha or Budha or Budda - WATCHBUDDY® DELUXE TWO-TONE THEME WATCH - Arabic Numbers - Blue Leather Strap-Women's Size-SmallBuddha or Budha or Budda - WATCHBUDDY® DELUXE TWO-TONE THEME WATCH - Arabic Numbers - Blue Leather Strap-Women's Size-Small
Buy new: $49.95
Stop! It's Buddha time!
Regular Buddha FigurineRegular Buddha Figurine
Ah, how perfect. Not a "fine" or "deluxe" Buddha, but just a regular one--he would be pleased.
Golden Italian Charm Bracelet Laughing Buddha ReligiousGolden Italian Charm Bracelet Laughing Buddha Religious
Uh, given this representation, I think a better description would be "...gold freak-mutant charm..."
Laughing Buddha of WealthLaughing Buddha of Wealth
Uh, more like, "overdone, flamboyantly flaming Buddha of wealth."
Chinese Black Leather Buddha BoxChinese Black Leather Buddha Box
Buy new: $79.99
Put your Buddha stuff in your Buddha box.
Buddha OilBuddha Oil
Made from the pressings of real Buddhas!
Laughing Buddha Crystal Paperweight  3.5 Feng Shui Paperweight with Laser-Etched BuddhaLaughing Buddha Crystal Paperweight 3.5 Feng Shui Paperweight with Laser-Etched Buddha
Taking the low-budge, tacky religious knock-off industry to new lows.
Silver Star "Buddha" Vintage Belt BuckleSilver Star "Buddha" Vintage Belt Buckle
What better place to place him on your person?
"Buddha" 44" X 66" Heavyweight Sarong"Buddha" 44" X 66" Heavyweight Sarong
Yes, he was a heavyweight himself, as should be his sarong.
Buddha SocksBuddha Socks
Buy new: $9.95
Classic.
Buddha Lotus Moroccan Tapestry - 108x90"Buddha Lotus Moroccan Tapestry - 108x90"
Sleep beneath the buddha--perfect.
Ceramic buddhaCeramic buddha
Buy new: $17.95
Ah, yes, the seldom-found, unique, laughing scrotum-lobed Buddha of the industrial injection-molded resin lotus.
Ornaments To Remember Laughing Buddha (Red) Hand-Blown Glass OrnamentOrnaments To Remember Laughing Buddha (Red) Hand-Blown Glass Ornament
I don't really know how to conceive of placing a Buddhist ornament on a Christmas tree, although I'm sure there are plenty of folks who do it.
Buddha Head Candles - 3 1/2"w x 6"h (Bust - Hat)Buddha Head Candles - 3 1/2"w x 6"h (Bust - Hat)
Interesting. You set fire to a representation of your religion's highest aspiration.
Kikkerland Laughing Buddha Desk OrganizerKikkerland Laughing Buddha Desk Organizer
Buy new: $13.92
Doin' what he does best, holding up stuff with his corporeal bounty.
Black Laptop Buddha BoardBlack Laptop Buddha Board
Buy new: $37.00
Because a peaceful computer is a productive computer.
BUDDHA POP ART DECO SPIRITUAL 24X36 POSTER PP31575 ABUDDHA POP ART DECO SPIRITUAL 24X36 POSTER PP31575 A
Andy Warhol meets Eastern spiritual mysticism.
MIAMI INK "ZEN BUDDHA" TAN COTTON KNIT BEANIE LicensedMIAMI INK "ZEN BUDDHA" TAN COTTON KNIT BEANIE Licensed
Buy new: $9.95
Be a trendy slacker AND work on your karma, at the same time!
Buddha Costume AdultBuddha Costume Adult
Buy new: $59.99
This is nothing but very strange.
Leather Island Men's Buddha Tribute BeltLeather Island Men's Buddha Tribute Belt
Buy new: $59.95
Yes, truly the ultimate Buddha tribue...other than that wild celebrity roast hosted by Dane Cook last summer.
Buddha Tabletop Zen GardenBuddha Tabletop Zen Garden
Buy new: $9.95
Comb some sand, feel better.
Golden Buddha Cellphone with Genuine Jade (Reserve Edition)Golden Buddha Cellphone with Genuine Jade (Reserve Edition)
And what number do I dial to phone in my charitable works?
Buddha Bamboo LanternBuddha Bamboo Lantern
Can I plug this into my USB port?
Personalized Name Gift - Buddha MugPersonalized Name Gift - Buddha Mug
Buy new: $10.99
"Dude, don't mess with the B-Man's mug--you know how he is about that thing!"
Buddha's Birthday Collector PlateBuddha's Birthday Collector Plate
Buy used from: $40.00
Put your tiny portion of donated rice on a plate, it will taste better.