 | Obey the Monkey! bumper sticker
Buy new: $2.95 Charleton Heston knew it; Wahlberg did, too. Now it's time for you to listen up and prepare for the change.
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 | Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp
Buy new: $20.99 / Used from: $20.55 The greatest primates-as-secret-agents television show ever made.
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 | Multipet 10-Inch Sock Pal Monkey Plush Dog Toy with Squeakers
Buy new: $9.99 So primally creepy in some unknowable way, yet such blissful fun.
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 | FurReal Cuddle Chimp
Buy new: $67.00 For those who really want to cuddle with a baby chimp. Yeah, right.
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 | Computer Expressions 54094 Portable Monkey Stereo Speakers
Make your monkey music.
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 | Banana Tin Monkey Benders (Monkey Benders)
Monkeys on a bender? Look out!
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 | Spider Magnet - Monkey
Buy new: $6.95 He does not appear to be enjoying this particular role.
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 | Hannspree's Plush Monkey 10-Inch LCD Television
Actually, this looks like some horrifying genetic mash-up: monkey meets cow. And what is so compelling about a TV in a monkey's belly?
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 | Animal House Monkey Peeler - Orange (6")
Buy new: $7.80 A monkey peeler? Do they taste better if they're peeled?
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 | Funky Monkey
Buy new: $40.70 Cool colors, big fonts; it's got to be interesting.
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 | SmartMonkey Premiun Raw Food Bars, Ginger Snap, 1.7-Ounce Bars (Pack of 16)
Because we all know that given a choice of any number of different foods, that this is the one the monkey would choose.
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 | Fun Friends Beary Brown Flip Style Plush Cell Phone Cover Universal Fit
Buy new: $2.44 Talk to the monkey!
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 | Monkey Hanging Garden Birdfeeder Bird Feeder Home Decor patio yard garden tree
Yeah, all the little birdies are just going to flock to this overly trite and maudlin thing, hanging there, swinging, with food in its arms. Yeah, right.
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 | Whimsical Watches Unisex Monkey Silver Watch Watch S0150007
Buy new: $44.95 Take your time and hang with the monkey.
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 | Monkey Portraits by Jill Greenberg
Buy new: $16.49 / Used from: $6.93 Again, so like us. Or at least so like my cousin Bruce.
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 | Naughty Monkey Women's The Bomb Pump with Buckles
Because the best kind of monkey is a naughty one.
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 | HULA MONKEY POSING - DASHBOARD SHAKER BOBBLE
Now if they could only make a monkey-Jesus-hula shaker-bobble--I'd be all over that.
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 | Care Bears - Care Bear Cousin Monkey - Mouse Pads
Uh, yeah, right, the cuddly monkey is a cousin of the Care Bears . . . uh, I wonder how the two families think about that particular cross-species union. Makes me think that family reunions are great times for tension and sidelong glances.
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 | Monkey Trouble
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $2.98 Of course you're going to have trouble, big trouble, if you let your monkey wear his hat that way!
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 | Monkey Cookie Cutter
I dunno 'bout this one. This particular design does not lend itself well to immediately biting off the head; this more of an arm- or tail-biting design, which disturbs me in some deep way.
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 | White Bellied Seedeater and Monkey Samba Whistle
Buy new: $19.00 I've got no idea what this is, but it's title alone has me wanting to buy it.
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 | Number Monkey Finger Puppets (Set Of 10)
Buy new: $10.99 Now that's wacky fun just looking for a place to happen!
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 | Dial "M" for Monkey by Bonobo
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $7.08 The soundtrack for your monkey existence.
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 | Daphne's Chimpanzee Headcovers
Buy new: $19.93 Little hollowed-out chimps keep your drivers clean and warm.
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 | Knob - Monkey Head Knob
Pull on a monkey's head every time you need a clean pair of sox.
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![Spanking the Monkey (Unrated) [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BJFNC9Z3L._SL75_.jpg) | Spanking the Monkey (Unrated) [VHS]
Buy used from: $2.50 Wait, lemme guess . . . a high-school coming-of-age/losing-the-virginity kind of thing, right?
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 | Skull Monkeys
Buy used from: $39.95 Looks mighty interesting.
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