Product Description

Starved for the whole truth, man?

Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson -- get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all and denies it all.

(The "J" stands for "Jo-Jo"...)

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #145437 in Books
• Published on: 1993-01-01
• Released on: 2006-03-14
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Hardcover
• 192 pages

Review
'Fact: The Simpsons is the funniest sitcom of all time. There are more gags, more characters, funnier plots, funnier sub-plots' Loaded 'It is likely to get very high ratings on terrestrial television; Britain is probably heading for a wave of Simpsons mania' Independent On Sunday 'The wittiest and most literate who on television' Brenda Maddox, The Times

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Customer Reviews

Great advice from Bart Simpson
Good advice from the little brat Bart Simpson. There's tons of funny things like Love=Hate unless they really hate. How to get out of doing chores. How to get more money from your parents. lies your parents tell you "If you tell me I promise I won't get mad. It is one of the best Simpsons books I have ever read! How to make your parents go crazy "Say are we there yet every 10 seconds". Barts dream room, and even if you don't like bart simpson there's things like Lisa's dream house Homer's Beauty Secrets and Marge's Beauty Secrets. It also has how to cheat "If you get caught don't say my name". What do parents think? Don't know then read! There is even Zesty Prayers "Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray my bladder doesn't leak. If I should pee before I wake, I pray the Lord to dry my lake". There's even Nutritional Information and Ingredients on the back. So give a hoot ask your parents to buy Bart Simpson's Guide to Life. If they don't let you yell and scream intill you lose all your breath and pass out on the floor. You won't be missing anything good I'll be here reading the old people's newspaper, so go, NOW!

The funniest book in history
this is a true guide to life from Mr. Know it him self Bart Simpson , it tells you a lot of useful and un useful stuff about life and what to do in certain situation, also how to get to know girls how to make it in school , sex , religion ... every thing .

the best part i like is the one about writing book reports , so funny man ,well if you like Matt Groening old stuff like the (life is hell) books you'll love this one , and if you like the Simpson also get this one , i recommend to every body any age any where, also take a look at Matt Groening old stuff (life is hell) the are as good and funny as this one .

don't listen to what everyone else says, this book rules!
some of these other reviews ticked me off! i thought this book was excellent! i bought it when it first came out(1993) and i STILL love to read it from beginning to end! this isn't a story book, it pretty much is a guide to life! it is filled with different sections including school, food, xmas, art & culture, parents, etc.. i LOVED it! each page was also filled with colorful illustrations. there is a lot of info in this book, like a section where it gives you a list of phobias AND foreign language section! it tells you how to pronounce and write 6 "bart like" phrases and gives the english approximation for them in 7 different languages! there is SOOO much more in here i can't write it all! if you have any questions, PLEASE e-mail me! (pyro1821@yahoo.com) BUY IT! NOW! it is REALLY worth the cash!