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Santa's Gift Bag Pt. Cinco
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Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookies, 5-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 12)Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookies, 5-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 12)
Buy new: $17.27
As we pumped the Regulate cassette poolside, Hambone could only salivate over Sid's Lorna Doones
Home Brewed: The Drew Carey StoryHome Brewed: The Drew Carey Story by Kathleen Tracy
Buy used from: $0.01
The only C.B trip gone wrong was when From told Santa he looked like Drew Carey. He still can't shake it
2009 D Lincoln Formative Years Penny Roll SECOND DESIGN2009 D Lincoln Formative Years Penny Roll SECOND DESIGN
Buy new: $3.50
Sid said Merry Christmas to one rude waiter with leaving the ultimate penny tip
Mug Root Beer Soda Hidden Can Safe Stash BoxMug Root Beer Soda Hidden Can Safe Stash Box
Hot under these lights isn't it Seinfeld? Actually I'm quite comfortable. Can I have a sip? No.
Iron Mike Tyson boxing poster Kid Dynamite punch-out - 11" x 17"Iron Mike Tyson boxing poster Kid Dynamite punch-out - 11" x 17"
Buy new: $2.99
Well it wasn't quite Mike Tyson, more like a homeless crazy version sporting eyeliner. All he could say on the subway is "I know you know where you're going, the problem is how you gonna get there?"
Scatman John (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)Scatman John (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) by Scatman John
Buy used from: $2.00
He's the SCATMAN! The crazed lunatic danced wildly at the Yankee Game earning him the name "Scatman."
Blue Jacaranda Tree 20 SeedsBlue Jacaranda Tree 20 Seeds
Buy new: $2.99
Not once, but twice in the same day. Santa was the recipient of two full speed tree hits during a 2 on 2 football game on the original field. "You kids and your damn video machines!"
Haier HTR20 20" CRT TVHaier HTR20 20" CRT TV
Buy new: $154.00 / Used from: $155.99
A young Sid was entertained by simply smashing and old tv outside with a couple rocks
Albanese Peach Peach-Yellow Gummi Rings, 4.5-Pound Bags (Pack of 2)Albanese Peach Peach-Yellow Gummi Rings, 4.5-Pound Bags (Pack of 2)
Buy new: $16.02
The ultimate product of the F.T.L (Food Throwing League)
Leader of the PackLeader of the Pack by The Shangri-Las
Buy used from: $29.98
As he sung along to Leader of the Pack we witnessed a very homo erotic display of hands movements all dedicated to Brett Q. Stating who was the true leader of the pack, well in Santa's eyes anyway
The BestThe Best by David Lee Roth
Buy new: $21.98 / Used from: $6.98
Skippidy doobade woobide skippidy doobide woobide bop
Two Bear CubsTwo Bear Cubs by Robert D. San Souci
Buy new: $11.21 / Used from: $7.13
The Bears! Fairy Tales from the Darkside's greatest story on Hardcore TV
Omaha Steaks 2 (1 lb. pkgs.) Precooked Italian-Style MeatballsOmaha Steaks 2 (1 lb. pkgs.) Precooked Italian-Style Meatballs
Buy new: $31.99
Watch out for a bull rush from Santa when he's got a mouth full of meatball
Genuine Leather Handbag with Cell Phone Holder & Many PocketsGenuine Leather Handbag with Cell Phone Holder & Many Pockets
Buy new: $26.95
While we waited at the diner we couldn't help but to die laughing when the man walked by with his purse
Eye Ball Viz-A-BallEye Ball Viz-A-Ball
Buy new: $75.00 - $109.99
Keep your eye's in your freakin' head. OHHH!
Men's Waterproof Guide Gear® Side - zip Desert Boots SandMen's Waterproof Guide Gear® Side - zip Desert Boots Sand
Buy new: $39.97
I always keep a gun in my boot. You never know when you're gonna need it. At the food store, gas station, church. You need a gun at Church? That's right
Gund Eerie Crawler Mouse Zip Along-BrownGund Eerie Crawler Mouse Zip Along-Brown
Buy new: $7.49
The mouse named Natron hung around Santa's workshop for a few days the winter of 95
Set of 70 LED Polar White M5 Mini Christmas Lights - White WireSet of 70 LED Polar White M5 Mini Christmas Lights - White Wire
Buy new: $22.99
Mixed with green and yellow garlin, the Christmas lights were hung above the windows and reamained until Jun
F-ZeroF-Zero
Buy new: $19.98 / Used from: $1.36
The game of choice for Sid's recent Thursday night's
Butterfinger Bars (36 Count)Butterfinger Bars (36 Count)
Buy new: $21.47
When you've hit the ultimate point of frustration the weapon of choice is the butterfinger. In tense situations it can beat down a dutch with ease
Nestle Raisinets 3.5oz Theater BoxNestle Raisinets 3.5oz Theater Box
Around 1:30 that Halloween evening Sid was awoken by the portly moose asking him to open up his bag of raisinettes
Dikembe Mutombo 1993 Starting LineupDikembe Mutombo 1993 Starting Lineup
Buy new: $29.99
Chicken
absolute pussycats partyabsolute pussycats party
Buy new: $18.99
Ohhhh mama sita come to paparina. Fat lesbians with stretch marks are a few Santas favorite things
ContraContra
Buy used from: $19.05
A staple in Sid's childhood
Spill the WineSpill the Wine
Buy used from: $55.69
The unemployment anthem
Madden NFL 2004Madden NFL 2004
Buy new: $64.93 / Used from: $0.01
This edition of madden is remembered for the classic teams, highlighted by Dan Q's glorious wispy mustache.
Manwich  Original Sloppy Joe Sauce, 15.5-Ounce Units (Pack of 24)Manwich Original Sloppy Joe Sauce, 15.5-Ounce Units (Pack of 24)
Buy new: $43.54
MANWICH
Planters Mixed Nuts, 56-Ounce Packages (Pack of 2)Planters Mixed Nuts, 56-Ounce Packages (Pack of 2)
Buy new: $30.10
I'm Nuts!
The Muppets: Gonzo 18" Posable Plush ToyThe Muppets: Gonzo 18" Posable Plush Toy
Something happened. You're being fresh.
Chips Deluxe Cookies, Fudge Stripes, 12.5-Ounce Packages (Pack of 6)Chips Deluxe Cookies, Fudge Stripes, 12.5-Ounce Packages (Pack of 6)
Always one of the main picks during those late night Pathmark trips. The night of the infamous Rabbit fritter
Great Manhunt, The 11"x17" Framed PosterGreat Manhunt, The 11"x17" Framed Poster
Buy new: $29.99
Ah Manhunt. The cherished game of those 90's summer nights
AT&T Corded Trimline Phone with 13-Number Memory (210)AT&T Corded Trimline Phone with 13-Number Memory (210)
Buy new: Too low to display / Used from: $12.00
Come and find me...
12 oz bag of Arbuckle Coffee Gingerbread flavored coffee, from 100% premium Arabica coffee12 oz bag of Arbuckle Coffee Gingerbread flavored coffee, from 100% premium Arabica coffee
Buy new: $8.99
Those couple winter seasons of the gingerbread coffee
Sunchips Multigrain Snacks, Garden Salsa, 1.5-Ounce Large Single Serve Bags (Pack of 64)Sunchips Multigrain Snacks, Garden Salsa, 1.5-Ounce Large Single Serve Bags (Pack of 64)
One of the staples in the great summer unemployment days.
NBA Live 2003NBA Live 2003
Buy new: $5.36 / Used from: $1.77
After a night of boozing there was nothing better then some team ball. Especially when you watched Kurt Thomas and his slow motion crossover
1991-92 Upper Deck #42 Rick Mahorn1991-92 Upper Deck #42 Rick Mahorn
Buy new: $0.81
Put Mahorn in!
Fujifilm Quicksnap Flash 400 Single-Use Camera With Flash (2 Pack)Fujifilm Quicksnap Flash 400 Single-Use Camera With Flash (2 Pack)
Buy new: $11.09
She was unaware until she saw the flash. Once she did the hot head chased Sid off while we cracked up
Miller - High Life Distressed Logo T-ShirtMiller - High Life Distressed Logo T-Shirt
Buy new: $17.95 - $19.95
A young Sid's beer of choice
Malibu Pina Colada Mix, 3-pack 1 LitersMalibu Pina Colada Mix, 3-pack 1 Liters
While Santa worked the front desk, Sid sat in the bar watching tv sneaking sips of Malibu. Those were the days