![]() | The Zombie Diaries
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.58 (B) Very cheap, UK-made zombie pic. It's pretty primitive, but they use the pseudo-doc well, and the limited budget forces it to be a slow, atmospheric zombie pic, which there are not enough of.
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![]() | Mystics In Bali
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $13.09 (B-) Outrageously bizarre Indonesian horror. It's mostly kinda uneventful, but the bits of strangeness, particularly the flying disembodied heads with attached digestive track, keep it interesting.
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![]() | Sunrise - A Song of Two Humans (Limited Edition)
Buy used from: $22.22 (B) Murnau's famed silent romance does have remarkable visuals and an effective moving camera, though, as usual, the silent film story is too slow and thin for my tastes.
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![]() | Taken [Theatrical Release]
(B+) Trailers weren't promising, but the director's District B13 was excellent. The story is silly, but the action is delightful and unrelenting. Good fun.
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![]() | The Player (Special Edition) (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $16.49 / Used from: $3.24 (A-) The showbiz satire is, as always, shallow and obvious, but this is still an intriguing, rather funny and compulsively watchable movie. I suspect I like the Robbins character way more than I'm supposed to.
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![]() | The Last Laugh (Restored Deluxe Edition)
Buy new: $26.99 / Used from: $15.99 (B) Another effective silent pic from Murnau. Jannings makes a very striking central figure.
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![]() | Gran Torino [Theatrical Release]
(B) Sometimes funny, always interesting drama from the very, very old Eastwood. It wisely avoids the vigilante territory it pretends to head towards. On the downside, the theater was full of old people. OLDIES STAY HOME! Theaters are for the young!
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![]() | Lady Terminator
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $7.53 (C+) A complete knockoff of the Cameron classic. Amusingly goofy for a while, though it eventually wears thin.
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![]() | My Name Is Bruce
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $2.31 (B-) I was skeptical, as this could be garbage and the main fans would eat it up. Fortunately, they got a witty script, and Campbell is as entertaining as usual.
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![]() | Candyman 2 - Farewell to the Flesh
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.70 (B-) Stylish, generally well put together sequel to the somewhat overpraised original. On the downside, the actual horror setpieces aren't that hot, and giving too much background to the Candyman kinda contradicts the point of the original story.
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![]() | Mystic River (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $0.01 (B+) Compelling and affecting despite the sometimes overwrought performances. It's generally excellent and would rate higher were it not for the outrageously stupid solution to the mystery. The film's not really about the mystery, but it's laughably contrived nature still hurts the film as a whole.
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![]() | Friday the 13th [Theatrical Release]
(B) Re-do combines the strong visuals and set design of Nispel's TCM remake with some of the fun goofiness 80s slashers. Has solid gore and very hot chicks. On the downside, most of the dudes have Farah Fawcett hair, for some reason.
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![]() | Dead Man Walking
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $1.98 (B) Anti-death penalty pic is evenhanded, so much so that it surely persuades no one. It well-acted, though Penn is, as always, good but not really deserving of his rep. His pompadour is quite impressive, however. In the end it doesn't have much emotional impact, in spite of the well-executed conclusion.
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![]() | Gutterballs (Ws Unct)
Buy new: $17.99 (C) Outrageous comic slasher piles on the sexualized violence beyond the tolerance of all but the most jaded viewers. It has some creative gore, but ultimately tries too hard. Worse, the barely competent technical aspects and horrendous overacting/profanity drenched dialogue gets on the nerves.
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![]() | The Sting (Universal Legacy Series)
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $12.49 (B) A detailed, methodical drama, though hurt by it's extreme fame, so not much is likely to surprise you. I've never liked Redford, but Shaw and Newman are great, as usual.
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![]() | Fists in the Pocket - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $26.99 / Used from: $15.87 (B+) Truly bizarre Italian art-house/family drama/black comedy/horror film. It has a host of strangely intriguing characters, and isn't just a lot boring jabbering like in those neo-realist pics.
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![]() | White Hunter, Black Heart
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $6.68 (B-) Professionally-made and generally interesting Eastwood take on John Huston, who was evidently something of a Hemingway-esque character. Eastwood's affected Mid-Atlantic accent is a tad distracting, though.
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![]() | Equinox (Criterion Collection)
Buy new: $35.99 / Used from: $29.99 (B-) Ultra low-budget horror pic is something of a throwback to the 50s, with a rather goofy story and amusingly dated effects. Quite entertaining, I'm surprised it isn't more of cult item.
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![]() | Friday the 13th, Part V - A New Beginning
Buy used from: $1.68 (C) A below-average entry, though perhaps excessively maligned. (It's way, way better than 3 or 8.) The kills are a tad pedestrian, but there are a whole lot of them.
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![]() | Friday the 13th, Part VI - Jason Lives
Buy used from: $2.24 (C+) A slightly above-average entry, with some surprisingly decent humor and a bit more drive than some other chapters. The MPAA clearly went to town on it, though.
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![]() | Warlock III: The End Of Innocence
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.91 (D+) Largely tedious direct-to-DVD entry following the surprisingly entertaining first two flicks. Ashley Laurence is always a welcome presence, though.
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![]() | Le Samourai - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $16.99 (B+) Intriguing, deliberately paced noir/gangster pic from the director of "Army of Shadows." Delon is almost inappropriately handsome, though he makes an effectively stoic hitman.
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![]() | Hellraiser VI - Hellseeker
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $3.17 (C+) Yet another direct-to-dvd "Jacob's Ladder" knockoff, albeit with cenobites. Like most of these flicks, it's a wandering series of setpieces, though it's not lacking in style. Also, having Laurence's Kirsty back is cool, even in a small role.
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![]() | Alien Raiders
Buy new: $14.49 / Used from: $1.23 (B+) Marketed as total direct-to-dvd dreck, but this is a professionally made and highly respectable low-budget sci-fi/horror pic. The acting is surprisingly good, particularly C. Bernard aka Tony Almeida of "24." It's basically "The Thing" in a supermarket, but you couldn't pick a better genre film to imitate.
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![]() | Band of Outsiders - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $13.19 (B-) Godard's bizarre mix of pulp crime and youth rebellion pic isn't always too lively, but it's generally watchable and has an effective final act. I'd like it more if I were inclined to find youthful idiocy err adventurousness/optimism appealing.
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![]() | From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.42 (C) Pretty much identical to the first film if it took place in the early 20th century. Parks is good, but the rest of it reeks of okayness.
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![]() | Cold Prey
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $6.96 (B) Norwegian slasher pic is nothing new, though it straddles the line between straight-up slasher and the more serious, bleaker horror flick. Has excellent, sleek visuals and some tense set pieces.
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![]() | The Devil & Daniel Webster - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $35.99 / Used from: $24.32 (B+) Very enjoyable old-time fantasy pic/pro-American morality tale. It has some nicely inventive visuals, and the trial is great fun.
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![]() | The Wages of Fear - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $27.99 / Used from: $12.90 (A) Incredibly tense and bleak suspense pic with intriguing, well-developed characters. It falters slightly with the forcedly existential and now cliched last scene, but the rest is so good that it doesn't diminish too much.
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![]() | Woman in the Dunes
Buy used from: $35.94 (A-) Allegorical Japanese film about a entomologist who is held captive amongst the dunes and required to shovel the sand endlessly. Has truly remarkable visuals and is strangely hypnotic. It's also intriguing to see such an unbelievable, surreal scenario enacted so matter-of-factly.
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![]() | Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $8.75 (B) Last(?) Futurama movie is probably the most consistent one, and lacks the occasional lapses that marred earlier entries. On the other hand, it might not have as many big laughs. Still not as good as the original run, but it's definitely worth a watch.
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![]() | The Night Porter (Criterion Collection Spine #59)
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $16.00 (D-) Post-WW2 drama about a sadomasochistic affair between a Nazi and his captive. Hailed as a masterpiece or denounced as exploitive trash, it is actually incredibly boring and ridiculous. A quintessential piece of arthouse tedium.
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