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Terrible, Stupid Movies That I HATE!!!
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Independence Day (Limited Edition)Independence Day (Limited Edition)
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Mind-numbingly dumb alien invasion movie with terrible acting all round. The "strategy" that the heros use to defeat the aliens is ludicrous.
GodzillaGodzilla
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Idiotic Jurassic Park knockoff. Give me the cheesy Japanese movies any day!
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Widescreen Edition)The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Widescreen Edition)
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Bloated, boring action picture that not even Sean Connery and a sultry female vampire can save.
ShowgirlsShowgirls
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Juvenile, perverted movie about Las Vegas strippers. Elizabeth Berkley from Saved By the Bell looks great in the nude, but that's about the only positive thing that I can think of.
Hollow ManHollow Man
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Creepy, mean-spirited movie about an invisible man who spies on naked women and kills people, and not much else.
Meet the Parents (Widescreen Special Edition)Meet the Parents (Widescreen Special Edition)
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A comedy that's not funny. 'Nuff said.
Spaced InvadersSpaced Invaders
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I had a close encounter of the brainless kind when I saw this turkey.
The TuxedoThe Tuxedo
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Retarded Jackie Chan movie that won't make you laugh even once, I promise.
Bad Boys II (Two-Disc Special Edition)Bad Boys II (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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Nasty, violent action flick that tries way too hard to be cool.
The Flintstones - DTSThe Flintstones - DTS
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A dumb cartoon spawns an ultra-lame live action flick with terrible special effects.
Batman & RobinBatman & Robin
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This is the movie that single-handedly tanked the superhero genre for half a decade. Thank god the new Batman Begins is excellent, and has revived this great character.
3000 Miles to Graceland (Snap Case)3000 Miles to Graceland (Snap Case)
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Yet another lame, overly violent action movie that makes no sense.
TwisterTwister
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Stupid movie about tornado hunters.
Mortal KombatMortal Kombat
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Cheesy, geeky action movie based on the overrated video game.
Mission - Impossible II (Widescreen Edition)Mission - Impossible II (Widescreen Edition)
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Director John Woo needs to lay off fight scenes that defy the laws of physics, and ditch the symbolic imagery (ie. doves) while you're at it.
Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves (Two-Disc Special Extended Edition)Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves (Two-Disc Special Extended Edition)
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Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and Alan Rickman are great, but the movie sucks and Kevin Costner delivers what may be the worst English accent ever captured on film!
Big DaddyBig Daddy
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Mean-spirited comedy with Adam Sandler teaching his son to be a heartless deadbeat. Am I supposed to think that's funny?
Lake Placid (Widescreen Edition)Lake Placid (Widescreen Edition)
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Pathetic Jaws ripoff with terrible special effects and blood-spurts galore.
Pearl Harbor - The Director's Cut (Four-Disc Vista Series)Pearl Harbor - The Director's Cut (Four-Disc Vista Series)
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Historically fraudulent stinker with Ben Affleck.
Charlie's Angels (Special Edition)Charlie's Angels (Special Edition)
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Hot babes and...stupid stunts, idiotic dialogue, you name it!!
Jackass - The Movie (Widescreen Special Edition)Jackass - The Movie (Widescreen Special Edition)
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One or two of the situations are funny, but c'mon! How many people over 10 years old still find toilet humor funny!?
VirtuosityVirtuosity
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Russell Crowe is wasted in this boring action movie about a computer-designed super-villain that comes to life.
Star Wars - Episode I, The Phantom Menace (Widescreen Edition)Star Wars - Episode I, The Phantom Menace (Widescreen Edition)
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George Lucas simply cannot write good dialogue. Throw in Jar Jar Binks for about 25% of the movie and you have an outer-space snoozer.
Ace Ventura-when Nature Calls [dvd] NlaAce Ventura-when Nature Calls [dvd] Nla
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Ridiculous, lame sequel to the somewhat funny original. Jim Carrey's overacting is painful to watch and simply not funny!
King Arthur - The Director's Cut (Widescreen Edition)King Arthur - The Director's Cut (Widescreen Edition)
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Excellent casting, great sets, good cinematography, lame movie! This is NOT the "true" story of Arthur, and the dialogue is incredibly dull!!