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Movies That Really Suck - Part One
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Best of the Best 2Best of the Best 2
Buy used from: $2.49
Best of the Best 2, is a total suckfest of a sequel. Not even worth renting for a penny. As a matter of fact, not worth watching even if they pay you!
CongoCongo
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You deserve a medal if you can sit through this crap without falling asleep. Congo is so boring that even my pet goldfish were snoring!
AnacondaAnaconda
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Anaconda will probably go down in history as the worst movie Jennifer Lopez ever starred in. It sucked from the beginning to the end!
Josie and The PussycatsJosie and The Pussycats
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Josie and the Pussycats went straight to video for one, overwhelming reason: IT SUCKED BIG TIME! The plot is so stupid; that it makes you wonder if the writer was brain dead when he wrote it.
Spice WorldSpice World
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Spice World sucked as if sucking was going out of style! There isn't a single, redeeming moment in the whole movie. This film is pure garbage and should be treated as such.
Battlefield EarthBattlefield Earth
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Why did John Travolta make such a horrible film? The acting was so bad I wanted to cry. The plot and the dialogue sucked too . Stay away from this movie unless you enjoy being bored to tears.
Alien ResurrectionAlien Resurrection
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Alien Resurrection was lousy! The final alien hybrid looked like a muppet. This movie should have never been made. It doesn't belong in the same room as the other Alien movies. BORING!!!
Over the Top [VHS]Over the Top [VHS]
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Over the Top belongs under the sink. It STINKS! Stallone should have shot himself after making this movie. It sucks and sucks and sucks some more. This film should have been rated "S" for stupid.
Starship TroopersStarship Troopers
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Please give me a can of Raid, so I can kill the bugs in Starship Troopers. The acting and plot were terrible. The bugs got boring rather quickly. The whole movie sucked.
Halloween H2OHalloween H2O
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Halloween H20 wasn't even scary. It was just a bad movie. Period. My pet cat can act better than Jamie Lee Curtis. This film really put Michael Myers to rest once and for all!
GodzillaGodzilla
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Godzilla SUCKED! All of the actors sucked! The scene in Madison Square Garden with the baby Gozillas looked too much like Jurassic Park rejects. The title should be changed to Suckzilla.
Inspector GadgetInspector Gadget
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I fell asleep while watching Inspector Gadget. You will too. To appreciate this movie, you must have the IQ of a turnip. It was totally lame! The sale of this video or DVD should be illegal.
The Last DragonThe Last Dragon
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This is about as crappy a kung fu flick you'll ever see. The plot, acting, dialogue and fight scenes could have all been done by a chimp with better results. Nonstop suckfest if there ever was one!
The Perfect Weapon [VHS]The Perfect Weapon [VHS]
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The Perfect Weapon has great martial arts moves, but nothing else. Jeff Speakman has the charisma of a walnut and can't act his way out of a paper bag. The plot sucked and the dialogue was lame.
Dance With Me [VHS]Dance With Me [VHS]
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Dance WIth Me sucked on all levels. The plot was corny and the acting was mediocre at best. This pitiful excuse for a movie should have never been made. Totally awful from start to finish.
Barry LyndonBarry Lyndon
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Possibly the most boring movie ever made; Barry Lyndon will cure any insomniac for good. This is the movie too see if you're trying to fall asleep at night. Ryan Oneil looks constipated at best.
Beat Street [VHS]Beat Street [VHS]
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Beat Street is a very boring movie. What keeps you awake is the music and nothing else. The actors look like they went to the Sesame Street School of Acting. They all sucked like hungry vampires.
Flipper [VHS]Flipper [VHS]
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Flipper is a film about a dolphin. What else can I say? IT SUCKED! I think watching paint dry has got to be more entertaining than this load of vomit. Please shoot anyone who recommends this film.
The Forbidden Dance is Lambada! [VHS]The Forbidden Dance is Lambada! [VHS]
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The Forbidden Dance should be forbidden from your television set. If you're feeling suicidal, this crap will push you over the edge. It sucked so much, even I considered suicide. An absolute waste!
Batman & RobinBatman & Robin
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Batman & Robin sucked beyond my wildest dreams. George Clooney has got to be the worst possible Batman ever! Arnold as Mr. Freeze sucked worse than a leech. This movie is pure rubbish.
Show of Force, A [VHS]Show of Force, A [VHS]
Buy used from: $0.04
A Show Of Force is a terrible movie. Good Hollywood actors seem to be acting in their sleep in this film. This piece of crap sucked on all levels. Please run away from this film.
Piranha II: The SpawningPiranha II: The Spawning
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Piranha II, The Spawning is a movie about mutated, flying piranha fish. Does this sound like a movie that sucks or what? As if flying fish aren't bad enough, the acting was awful. Avoid this junk.