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Top 10 Worst of the Worst Movies
By an Amazon.com customer

	Nothing But Trouble Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $0.94 Number 1: This movie shows the audience that an all-star cast that included Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, and Demi Moore cannot save a movie that defies explanation. To quote morning sport talk show host Mike Greenberg's catchphrase... this movie is just plain awful, awful.
	Godzilla Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.48 Number 2: With the amount of hype that existed before its release fans thought it wasn't possible that Godzilla would flop. Of course after watching five minutes of this bust we learned otherwise. Questions to ponder: Baby Godzillas? Really! The world must be in a awful place if French cops are needed to save it? How does Matthew Broderick keep finding work?
	Lost in Space (New Line Platinum Series) Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.99 Number 3: I wish this movie would have remained lost in what can only be described as space where the writer's mind should have be. Matt LeBlanc, Mimi Rogers, William Hurt or Heather Graham...a great ensemble of <cough> actors. HaHa Wait...I hope you're not serious?
	The Avengers Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.49 Number 4: Sean, Sean, Sean! Seeing you in this horrible movie I thought to myself...what the #%@! Watching paint dry, water boil, or grass grow are all infinitely more enjoyable experiences.
	Natural Born Killers - Oliver Stone Collection Buy used from: $0.70 Number 5: If the success of the movie was based on Woody Harrelson's utter and complete destruction of his future career as an actor, then Natural Born Killers was an overnight sensation. Its hard to remember Woody as anything but that bald creepy killer. Well to be honest its hard to remember him period.
	Striptease (Unrated International Edition) Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $4.19 Number 6: Why are all stripper movies tremendously bad?Striptease ...Showgirls...Closer...Girl Next Door. The writing is on the wall...
	Beaches (Special Edition) Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $4.34 Number 7: Bette Midler and Barbra Streisand should be banned from making, directing, acting or producing any movies. If we really wanted to win the war in Iraq we should send the Midler/Streisand collection including Beaches, Yentil, Funny Girl, and For the Boys...insurgents BEWARE!!
	Joy Ride Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.58 Number 8: All Paul Walker movies are horrible wastes of time and money. Avoid all of his movies at all costs especially Joy Ride.
	Batman Forever Buy used from: $1.17 Number 9: Batman Forever represents the the sort of stupid superhero movies that use the length of the movie to introduce a calvacade of characters before anything is accomplished. Members include Batman and Robin, X-Men 3 and Spiderman 3.
	Top Secret! Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $1.27 Number 10: Top Secret! represents the entire gamut of tremendously stupid movies including the Police Academy films, Airplane, Hot Shots, Robinhood Men in Tights, and the Naked Gun...etc.