Product Description

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Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #1381888 in Books
• Published on: 1994-01-11
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 144 pages

From the Back Cover

"There's No Cure for lovesickness, and nobody really wants one."

About the Author
Texas Bix Bender is the best-selling author of the Don't Squat with Yer Spurs on! series and writes for Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

Gladiola Montana is a pseudonym intended to represent all the strong and savvy ranch women in the West. She is also the author of many Western mini's. She often pardners with Texas Bix Bender on other books of western humor and wisdom.

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There's no cure for lovesickness, and nobody really wants one.

Sometimes flowers don't say it very well; you need to explain yourself.

Attention without intention is flirtation.

When you go fishin' for compliments, make sure you're usin' the right bait.

If you're in doubt about whether to kiss somebody, give 'em the benefit of the doubt.