This is not only the worst movie ever, it's the worst musical ever made! It has terrible music, terrible choreography, a terrible plot, and a terrible message. And did I mention the terrible acting? Two words--John Travolta. If someone says this is a great show, don't listen to anything else they ever say again.

I can't believe I wasted two hours of my life, stayed up late, to see how this stupid musical ends. Just don't bother. Please don't bother. If you do, you'll regret it, because every time you see a bathroom you'll think about dancing around, singing about how wonderful it is to use the Executive Bathroom!

Bye Bye Birdie will get stuck in your head. And you will want to sing along with the part that goes "We hate you Conrad, oh yes we do, we hate you Conrad. Oh Conrad we hate you." Conrad, if you're out there, we hate you. We're happy when you get punched in the face. Really happy.

The only good part is the actual dance number at the end. The rest of it--well, you won't really care who gets picked, and who doesn't. Hard to believe this is a classic.