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4 Ounce Rubber Cement with Brush (EPI44) Category: Glues and Adhesives4 Ounce Rubber Cement with Brush (EPI44) Category: Glues and Adhesives
Buy new: $3.03
It will all begin--and end--right here.
Margaritaville DM1000 Frozen Concoction MakerMargaritaville DM1000 Frozen Concoction Maker
Buy new: $255.85 / Used from: $239.00
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on . . . but beware, tequila will alter your DNA.
Sephora Brand Kohl PencilSephora Brand Kohl Pencil
Buy new: $8.00
Heavy black eyeliner for everyone!
Vintage Retro Mirror Aviator SunglassVintage Retro Mirror Aviator Sunglass
Buy new: $1.95
Anytime, anywhere, in your tux or in your trucker hat, the timeless classic.
Pulse B-2 Tunable 2-Tone Bongos (Standard)Pulse B-2 Tunable 2-Tone Bongos (Standard)
Later, much, much later, it's, like, beat poetry, baby.
LOVE GUN CATAPULTLOVE GUN CATAPULT
Buy new: $4.89
A fantastically trite and stupid little gizmo, that might just set you apart from the rest of the beer-swilling losers.

Nice, cheap freebies to hand out, to make friends, to keep that glass full.
Punk Goes 90'sPunk Goes 90's by Various Artists
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $5.95
Some appropriately disrespectful energy music.
JVC MX-GB5 Compact Audio System with 3-Disc CD CarouselJVC MX-GB5 Compact Audio System with 3-Disc CD Carousel
And wherever your energetic evening travels take you, your music will be right there with you, ready to share.
6" Green Cyalume Snaplight - 12 HR - Pack of 256" Green Cyalume Snaplight - 12 HR - Pack of 25
Buy new: $30.75
Need a couple dozen of these. Carefully break them open, and adorn yourself and your friends in any manner of intriguing glow-inna-dark designs.
Women's Dolly-84, 5" Chunky Heel Lace-Up Spectator Platform ShoeWomen's Dolly-84, 5" Chunky Heel Lace-Up Spectator Platform Shoe
Buy new: $35.09 - $48.08
A little something absolutely ridiculous for the ladies.
Hip Tutu - One Size Fits All - AdultHip Tutu - One Size Fits All - Adult
Buy new: $18.50
For the men, it goes around the head. For the ladies, anywhere you'd like.