 | Above the Rim
Buy new: $5.79 / Used from: $4.47 Tommy Shepard, Man I thought you was dead. It was a favorite of the young Sid
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 | 1994 Ultra Flair Hot Numbers #7 Dan Marino - Miami Dolphins
Just great to wing around the house. A young Sid spent hours launching them at dangerous speeds. Sometime Santa would catch a stray to the specks
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 | Scott Toilet Paper, 1000 One-Ply Tissues - 20 Rolls
Buy new: $22.88 Hey look...it looks like a Kangaroo
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![Wicked Games [VHS]](http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/nav2/dp/no-image-no-ciu._SL75_V46836203_.gif) | Wicked Games [VHS]
Buy used from: $3.98 I don't even think I can rent this out
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 | Large Crowbar
Buy new: $12.00 Stop it guy's, there gonna throw crowbars
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 | PawPalz Hush Little Monkey
Buy new: $42.99 and I became..a little monkey...a little monkey.
Santa's song writing skills may have spiraled down after the Reflections split up
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 | Pizza Peel: Mini
Buy new: $12.99 An epic day while it was snowing. Uncle Sam was about to be watched until Sid dropped a piping hot mini pizza face down on the floor. Somehow managed to clean it up without Santa waking up or noticing
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 | Chicken of the Sea Light Chunk Tuna In Water, 3-Ounce Easy Open Cans (Pack of 24)
Buy new: $23.35 Only Santa would find a can of tuna in the parking lot and take it home. "What it's still in the can, it's fine"
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 | Hostess Cup Cakes, 24 Pack
Buy new: $14.89 Only a trip to the hostess factory would allow you to get 2 bags of junk for around $3
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 | Hanes Colored Brief 3-Pack - 7800
Buy new: $8.99 - $18.52 swinging in a plastic bag or hanging by a thread they're rendered useless to Santa but never without a fight.
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 | President Imported SALTED Butter, 7oz (199g)
hmmm...butter, I like butter.
Yes, butter is good
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 | Nachos Now - 24 Individual Portions of Chips and Cheese, 24 Packs
Half the lid with chili, half with cheese. This was a snack during the epic football games
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 | Alaskan Snow Crab - jumbo legs - One pound
Buy new: $9.99 Do you wanna eat...crabs legs, oysters, galamad, and sushi
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 | Fresh Jumbo Shrimp, 1 Pound
Buy new: $19.37 I'm gettin' 10 of them
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 | 3 Piece Cocktail Shaker - Stainless Steel - 28 oz
Buy new: $11.95 As "nuthin but a g thang" got ready to make a Bloody Mary he started to shake it slow motion, forcing Sid to laugh in his face.
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 | Set of 10 Orange Disc Cones
Always set the boundaries for our football games. We used them for years and still could never get them lined up right
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 | Holiday Spirit Candle BQT Jar - Three color layers Red-White-Green, 21 OZ., (Aloha Bay)
Buy new: $13.83 Burning the tri-color candle Santa Christmas tradition. We think he still has that same candle from 15 years ago
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 | Simmons Beautyrest Authentic Talalay Latex Foam Firm Support Standard Pillow
Buy new: $29.00 / Used from: $23.99 When Uncle Frank Costanza was feeling randy his move was to slide the pillow underneath his back
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 | Band-Aid Brand Adhesive Bandages, Sport Strip Extra Wide, (1-Inch Wide), 30-Count Bandages (Pack of 6)
Buy new: $23.94 Somehow an effective form of birth control?
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 | Buttermilk Pancake Mix (large two-pound size)
Buy new: $6.95 I miss I-Hop
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 | The Costco Experience: An Unofficial Survivor's Guide by Larry Gerston
Buy new: $14.95 / Used from: $8.00 Back when it was known as Priceclub, Santa and Sid would do a post school visit for some samples. Even the occasional bag of chips would be opened and put back on the shelf
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 | 3M 9003NA Aluminum Oxide Sandpaper, 9-Inch x 11-Inch, Coarse
Buy new: $4.19 Long before Sid, Santa had a school bout with sandpaper to the nose
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 | Elf Ears
Buy new: $3.99 I'll box your ears!
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 | Super Ropes-Red Vines Licorice, 30/2 oz. Strawberry
Buy new: $14.95 Red Rope Licorice: A favorite of young Sid's sleepovers. Doubled as food and a weapon
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 | Elf Shoes
Sorry baby, Christmas only comes once a year hehehehe
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 | 1991 Pro Set Bill Belichick Football Card #126 - Shipped In Protective Display Case!
Buy new: $2.95 Hey Berman get n here. Bring the cigarette lighter and duct tape
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 | Arrowhead Water Spring, 3Ltr (Pack of 6)
Buy new: $9.90 Nothing like a game over water bottle soccer
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 | Hamilton Beach 25450 Gourmet Panini Press
Buy new: $35.01 / Used from: $39.99 The Hamilton Beach, such a huge part to Saturday night b
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 | Mestemacher Whole Rye Bread, 17.6 Ounce Units (Pack of 12)
Buy new: $30.46 look, triple decker...
Uh where you gonna eat that?
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 | The Burger King: Jim McLamore and the Building of an Empire by James W. McLamore
Buy used from: $8.00 Whopper Wednesdays
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 | John Deere Retro Mesh Back Trucker Hat - Available in 4 Color Combinations
Buy new: $14.99 Look at the scoreboard, it's choas
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 | New Hands Free Automatic Hand Dryer Infrared Steel
Buy new: $59.99 As we incited the problem by turning on all the sinks and hand dryers the stall door opened. All that Santa could do is say "Close the door" in between sobbing laughter
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 | Seinfeld - Season 8
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $12.98 Season 8 Episode: The Package. The night before the big trip it set off the epic "No"
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 | Red Gas Pump JLGS512R
Buy new: $42.08 heh heh your car thirsty, Santa?
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 | adidas Corner Blitz Football Glove
Buy new: $8.82 - $29.99 I could only find one. Big one said the little one had it, little one said the big one had it. So I had to whup both they a**es heh heh heh!
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 | Extreme Wrecks: Ultimate Bullriding
Buy used from: $19.79 Sid can find humor in ANYTHING. Sunday nights were crack up at hicks getting pummeled by bulls night. Looney Tunes still tops the list.
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 | E.L. Fudge Butter Fudge Cookies, 15-Ounce Packages (Pack of 6)
Fudgetowns! Even better when the Russian gas attendant eats one out of Sanat's hand
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