Product Description

It's a daily dose of ignorance, political doublespeak, jaw-dropping stupidity, or foot-in-the-mouth hilarity—no wonder it's a perennial bestseller. How not to talk about one's spouse: "She really has become a monster...I mean monster in the most positive way."—Donald Trump, on his pregnant wife Melania. Questionable Congressional testimony: "President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale." —Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. And dumb employee excuses: "I forgot to come back to work after lunch."

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #552307 in Books
• Brand: 2008 Calendars
• Published on: 2007-06-30
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Calendar
• 370 pages

From the Back Cover
They Said What?

It's a year of celebrity ignorance, political double-speak, jaw-dropping stupidity and foot-in-the-mouth hilarity, including how not to talk about one's pregnant wife courtesy of Donald Trump: "She really has become a monster...I mean monster in the most positive way." Plus icky menu items (Mixed Boils to Pick) and dumb employee excuses ("I forgot to come back to work after lunch.")

About the Author
Kathryn and Ross Petras, brother and sister, are great curators of quotes whose The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar has more than 3 million copies in print. Kathryn Petras with her husband in Manhattan.

Ross and Kathryn Petras, brother and sister, are great curators of quotes whose The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar has more than 3 million copies in print. Ross Petras lives with his family in New Jersey

Customer Reviews

Hilarious, as always
I have purchased these calendars for several years and they always bring a smile to my day. Some of the statements are side-splitting. Well worth the few pennies they ask for this annual gem.

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said
We love this calendar because it shows how many "not too bright" people say ridiculous things and have no idea how dumb they sound. (Makes us feel somewhat smarter!)

365 Stupidest Typos and the like
This calender is grossly mislabeled and an utter disappointment. The last two entries that I read were: 1) Six typos on Chinese restaurant menus (screambled eggs, etc.) and 2) This statement from a hospital chart "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital." Clearly, the patient was supposed to bring his blood work to the new hospital but forgot to.

Not only not funny, but not relevant. I was expecting stupid quotes from at least moderately famous people. Like when Bush said "There's a little saying we have in Texas: Fool me once, Shame on you ... Fool m... uh... Can't fool me again!"

Don't waste your money.