The muppets...if they had a complete mental breakdown.

This book posits that Christ usurped power from God (who is essentially brain dead after a stroke) and turned Heaven into his own megalomaniacal domain. It follows a feud between Christ and a mortal college drop-out who rebels rather than follow a direct command from the Messiah leading to Armageddon. Buddha makes an appearance. Buddha! Oh, and the Church runs a XXX site. Wild!

Sure, everyone has seen it. Still doesn't take away the special value it holds in my heart.

One of the most eccentric, ultra-violent, and entertaining comic book characters of all time.

I still don't entirely get what I saw. Drink heavily. It helps.

"Out of my way you d!ldo!" Indeed.

One of the most realistic serial killer flicks of all time. The ending alone is the most wicked part.

Lithgow at his best playing three characters. All of them are insane by the way.

John Hughes at his weirdest.

Tim Burton wild on crack. Only way I can describe it.

What ol' Michael Jackson will be like in ten more years. Promise!

Elvis fights a butt-sucking mummy. Yeah, it's that over the top.

Classic tale of Dar, the Beastmaster. Hey, it has Rip Torn as the villain. Rip Torn for God's sake!

Dorothy, Alice, and Wendy from The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, and Peter Pan respectively, meet in Austria on the verge of WWI and relate their sexual histories. This is the legendary Alan Moore trying to take classic literature and use it to uplift pornography. I am not kidding.

More Bruce, just what you need to feel alright.