I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or you gonna bite?

My client, the honorable Justice T Flemming.... should go right to f***ing jail! The son of a b**ch is guilty!

My God, I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

That's what I love about these high school girls man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

It's a hell of a thing, killin a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.

Funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you?

I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you've got

Do or do not. There is no try.

I'ma get medieval on your a**

It's just a flesh wound

You're gonna need a bigger boat

I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Hey Goose you big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Keaton always said 'I don't believe in God but I'm afraid of him'. Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Go ahead, make my day.