 | Office Toys: How to Waste Your Day at Work by Ariel Books
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $4.50 Your roadmap to endless vistas of screwoff success.
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 | My Analyst Ball
While working diligently on your personal finances, you can consult the occult for insight and direction.
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 | Fossil Abacus AU5005 Wrist PDA with Palm OS - Black
Buy new: $399.99 / Used from: $299.99 Dick Tracy never had it so good, and you can talk to the world, from the edge of your arm.
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 | Electronic Sudoku Game
Buy new: $35.99 You're now screwing off, you're expanding your brain power and warding off Alzheimer's.
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 | HoMedics BLTW-100 21-Inch AquaScape Twist Bubble Lamp
Man, those bubble just keep coming and coming and coming, always different, so fascinating.
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 | Celestron CGE 1100 XLT GoTo Schmidt-Cassegrain Telescope
The best to have if you've got a private office, with a window, maybe a view of a condo tower or two, or a pool, something like that.
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 | Delphi Sa 10034 Skyfi Cd Audio System
The best in sat radio, right there on your desk.
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 | Family Games magna cube
Buy new: $19.98 Fun blocks to play with, and even attractively colored for office decoration.
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 | Hasbro Nerf⢠Pro Shop⢠NiteJam⢠Nerfoop®
The staple of the screwoff's wastebasket.
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 | Franklin CWP-206 Crossword Puzzle Solver
Something to help you out when you're working your way through every single page of the paper.
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 | Handstands Morf Stress Relief Balls
To build up your wrist and arm strength, man, and to dissipate all of that work-related stress you're always building.
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 | Undersea Paradise Mini Aquarium
Your computer also drives this delightful little faux wildlife display.
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 | Coldmate MR-118 Mini Fridge - Silver
To hell with that filthy fridge in the office kitchen--now you've got your own, right there.
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 | The Best Desk Toys Ever!: A Productivity-Boosting Guide for Executives with Big Desks and Plenty of Slack in their Schedules by Chuck Doyle
Buy used from: $0.01 Your resource to buy even more screwy stuff.
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 | Control-It! Busy Hands Therapy Putty
Buy new: $6.49 Work your hands and fingers, get limber and lithe, take away the cares of the day.
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 | Sea-Monkeys Executive Set
Cultivate an entire flock of the disgusting little critters.
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