 | Dragon Eye (5000 Gram)
Buy new: $1,997.50 I'm not quite sure what it is, but apparently you eat it. It had better be good.
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 | SnugFleece Original Mattress Cover-Full
Buy new: $222.00 What?! Did they shear a unicorn to make this thing?!
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 | Sonia Rykiel Washable Silk Ruffle Skirt and Top w/rose
Buy new: $464.00 What kind of obscenely consumptive trog would blow this kind of wealth on something a child would wear for all of a year?
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 | Gucci 1566 Strass sunglasses
Buy new: $630.00 You've got to be kidding me.
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 | American Contemporary Dog Bed
This is just too good; Rover sleeps in a bed which costs more than two weeks pay for the guy/gal who walks him.
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 | 18K white gold voyage Black Tahitian cultured pearl and diamond earring
Buy new: $72,000.00 I love pearls as much as the next guy--no, actually, more than the next guy--and these are mighty hot, truly. I just can't see putting out the rough equivalent of 36 mortgage payments for something smaller than the multivitamin I take each morning.
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 | Vinotemp 700-Fur Cedar Wine Cabinet (440 Bottles)
Okay, a wine cabinet is pretty conspicuously consumptive. But a fur-lined one? C'mon.
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 | MontBlanc Meisterstuck Fountain pen 75th Anniversary Limited Edition 1924 75243
Yes, it's a masterpiece of writing technology and atistry and blah blah blah. But does it still go "Spluuuurp!" and shoot a stream of black ink into Moe's eye?
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 | DRAMATIC NEW RUSSIAN SABLE FUR COAT sz12 #22223
Buy new: $46,500.00 Yeah, that's pretty dramatic, but really a bit much, in many ways.
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 | Men's Mephisto Comfort Casual
Buy new: $106.95 They make mighty good shoes, sure, and I absolutely love the feel of new socks, but can't really see a way to justify a drawer full of these things. I can't even imagine a drawer worthy of putting a coupla dozen of these things into.
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 | Lalique Deux Coeurs Parfum Flacon Collection 2004 Edition 1.7 oz Parfum Classic Flacon
Buy new: $1,400.00 Made from pandas and elephants and bald eagles, all things rare and valuable and prohibitively expensive.
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 | Silk 750 TC California/ Cal - Oversized/ Super King 110x100" Siberian White Goose Down Comforter: Level 2
Man, that's going to have to be one seriously worthy bed, I hope. But is the person sleeping under it equally worthy?
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 | Antique Russian Antique Floral Bouquet Plaque Paperweight, circa 1840-1860
Buy new: $85,000.00 Just what kind of documents would you put under something like this?
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 | LAMPS BEAUTIFUL Rustic Lodge Wagon Wheel Island Billiards Pool Table Light by Meyda Tiffany--Excellent customer service--see our feedback.
Buy new: $130,200.00 Made by zombie slaves through a portal to another dimension, and then shipped overnight to your pool table.
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 | Certified Diamond (Round, Ideal cut, 10.37 carats, F color, SI2 clarity)
So, this thing is roughly the size of a thumbnail? And your wearing it conveys exactly what message?
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 | Dolan Bullock Ember Collection Stainless Steel and Black Diamond Money Clip
Buy new: $1,608.75 What better to conspicuously show off your obscene wad of money than your obscenely conspicuous money clip? It's perfect!
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 | IWC
Another one in which I am wondering about the message being sent through its wear.
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 | Pelletterie Fiorentine Chestnut Leather Desk Blotter
Buy new: $795.00 To use with your ridiculously spendy Montblanc, naturally.
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 | Klipsch Klipschorn Cherry (ea) Heritage Series Floorstanding Loudspeaker
Buy new: $3,999.75 This is pretty extravagant, but I gotta admit, if I had the dough, I'd be the guy buying one of the $25k Infiniti Reference series sets.
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 | Meyda Tiffany 79815 52 Inch H Lighted Pedestal
Buy new: $2,385.00 Perfect for the really boring or pointless presentation, as your audience will be mesmerized by your breathtaking pedestal. Or is it a podium? Rostrum?
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 | Litterbox Furniture Stained Glass Cat and Mouse : Finish Color LIGHT
Buy new: $695.00 Now Mister Whiskers has his own little special place to make feline boom-boom.
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