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Dragon Eye (5000 Gram)Dragon Eye (5000 Gram)
Buy new: $1,997.50
I'm not quite sure what it is, but apparently you eat it. It had better be good.
SnugFleece Original Mattress Cover-FullSnugFleece Original Mattress Cover-Full
Buy new: $222.00
What?! Did they shear a unicorn to make this thing?!
Sonia Rykiel Washable Silk Ruffle Skirt and Top w/roseSonia Rykiel Washable Silk Ruffle Skirt and Top w/rose
Buy new: $464.00
What kind of obscenely consumptive trog would blow this kind of wealth on something a child would wear for all of a year?
Gucci 1566 Strass sunglassesGucci 1566 Strass sunglasses
Buy new: $630.00
You've got to be kidding me.
American Contemporary Dog BedAmerican Contemporary Dog Bed
This is just too good; Rover sleeps in a bed which costs more than two weeks pay for the guy/gal who walks him.
18K white gold voyage Black Tahitian cultured pearl and diamond earring18K white gold voyage Black Tahitian cultured pearl and diamond earring
Buy new: $72,000.00
I love pearls as much as the next guy--no, actually, more than the next guy--and these are mighty hot, truly. I just can't see putting out the rough equivalent of 36 mortgage payments for something smaller than the multivitamin I take each morning.
Vinotemp 700-Fur Cedar Wine Cabinet (440 Bottles)Vinotemp 700-Fur Cedar Wine Cabinet (440 Bottles)
Okay, a wine cabinet is pretty conspicuously consumptive. But a fur-lined one? C'mon.
MontBlanc Meisterstuck Fountain pen 75th Anniversary Limited Edition 1924 75243MontBlanc Meisterstuck Fountain pen 75th Anniversary Limited Edition 1924 75243
Yes, it's a masterpiece of writing technology and atistry and blah blah blah. But does it still go "Spluuuurp!" and shoot a stream of black ink into Moe's eye?
DRAMATIC NEW RUSSIAN SABLE FUR COAT sz12 #22223DRAMATIC NEW RUSSIAN SABLE FUR COAT sz12 #22223
Buy new: $46,500.00
Yeah, that's pretty dramatic, but really a bit much, in many ways.
Men's Mephisto Comfort CasualMen's Mephisto Comfort Casual
Buy new: $106.95
They make mighty good shoes, sure, and I absolutely love the feel of new socks, but can't really see a way to justify a drawer full of these things. I can't even imagine a drawer worthy of putting a coupla dozen of these things into.
Lalique Deux Coeurs Parfum Flacon Collection 2004 Edition 1.7 oz Parfum Classic FlaconLalique Deux Coeurs Parfum Flacon Collection 2004 Edition 1.7 oz Parfum Classic Flacon
Buy new: $1,400.00
Made from pandas and elephants and bald eagles, all things rare and valuable and prohibitively expensive.
Silk 750 TC California/ Cal - Oversized/ Super King 110x100" Siberian White Goose Down Comforter: Level 2Silk 750 TC California/ Cal - Oversized/ Super King 110x100" Siberian White Goose Down Comforter: Level 2
Man, that's going to have to be one seriously worthy bed, I hope. But is the person sleeping under it equally worthy?
Antique Russian Antique Floral Bouquet Plaque Paperweight, circa 1840-1860Antique Russian Antique Floral Bouquet Plaque Paperweight, circa 1840-1860
Buy new: $85,000.00
Just what kind of documents would you put under something like this?
LAMPS BEAUTIFUL Rustic Lodge Wagon Wheel Island Billiards Pool Table Light by Meyda Tiffany--Excellent customer service--see our feedback.LAMPS BEAUTIFUL Rustic Lodge Wagon Wheel Island Billiards Pool Table Light by Meyda Tiffany--Excellent customer service--see our feedback.
Buy new: $130,200.00
Made by zombie slaves through a portal to another dimension, and then shipped overnight to your pool table.
Certified Diamond (Round, Ideal cut, 10.37 carats, F color, SI2 clarity)Certified Diamond (Round, Ideal cut, 10.37 carats, F color, SI2 clarity)
So, this thing is roughly the size of a thumbnail? And your wearing it conveys exactly what message?
Dolan Bullock Ember Collection Stainless Steel and Black Diamond Money ClipDolan Bullock Ember Collection Stainless Steel and Black Diamond Money Clip
Buy new: $1,608.75
What better to conspicuously show off your obscene wad of money than your obscenely conspicuous money clip? It's perfect!
IWCIWC
Another one in which I am wondering about the message being sent through its wear.
Pelletterie Fiorentine Chestnut Leather Desk BlotterPelletterie Fiorentine Chestnut Leather Desk Blotter
Buy new: $795.00
To use with your ridiculously spendy Montblanc, naturally.
Klipsch Klipschorn Cherry (ea) Heritage Series Floorstanding LoudspeakerKlipsch Klipschorn Cherry (ea) Heritage Series Floorstanding Loudspeaker
Buy new: $3,999.75
This is pretty extravagant, but I gotta admit, if I had the dough, I'd be the guy buying one of the $25k Infiniti Reference series sets.
Meyda Tiffany 79815 52 Inch H Lighted PedestalMeyda Tiffany 79815 52 Inch H Lighted Pedestal
Buy new: $2,385.00
Perfect for the really boring or pointless presentation, as your audience will be mesmerized by your breathtaking pedestal. Or is it a podium? Rostrum?
Litterbox Furniture Stained Glass Cat and Mouse : Finish Color LIGHTLitterbox Furniture Stained Glass Cat and Mouse : Finish Color LIGHT
Buy new: $695.00
Now Mister Whiskers has his own little special place to make feline boom-boom.